oops i fetishized myself again

matching icons w seungchuichui

[victearsnikiforov]

interviewer: so mr. nikiforov, now that you’re in the senior division there’s a question we’ve been patiently waiting to ask you! is there anybody special waiting for you back home in russia? besides makkachin, of course! a lovely lady perhaps? ;)

16 yr old victor: 

[vicktorsbitch]

every time i see a post abt how horrible yuri plisetsky is i get the overwhelming urge to reblog it and remind yall that he's 15 years old and thus a child who is allowed to be a little bit of a brat

[6daime]

you: phichit is the #1 viktuuri shipper!!!

me, an intellectual: Phichit Chulanont is a Thai skater and the first Thai and South East Asian male skater to qualify for the Grand Prix Finals. He is also the first Thai/South East Asian to have ever landed a quad. It’s been stated multiple times that he has rewritten Asian history. He is also the first Thai to skate to songs from The King and the Skater, which features a Thai actor. Throughout the series it’s been shown that he is an incredibly hardworking and determined skater; he’s a well rounded, well written brown South East Asian who defies many stereotypes. It’s a big step considering Japan’s colorism and anti South East Asian racism. Phichit Chulanont is so important to Thailand, to South East Asians, and to brown Asians. Reducing him to an SNS obsessed “Captain of the Viktuuri Ship” is so incredibly harmful and disrespectful to him as a character and the people he’s representing.

[r-reverie]

OTABEK IS SO TINY AND PRECIOUS AND I’LL NEVER GET OVER THIS <3

EDIT:  this is the kind of thing you notice in the 6th time you watch things

[vicktorsbitch]

who wants to beta read my long awaited rivals fic

[bokvaka]

viktor starts postin rrly vague, dramatic IG posts a week or so after the banquet bc he misses yuuri like, “a piece of my heart has strayed far far away from me. i am incomplete” and yuuri just looking at them in his dorm like what the fuck does this mean

[viktornikiforov-official]

Imagine Yuuri and Viktor hearing those straight people “my partner is like a ball and chain” jokes and giving The Most Offended Gay Gasp known to man

[goblinloreremade]

mlm: *exist*

straight girls:

[claramarla]

This is my favourite goddamn piece of official artwork because

Victor either owns, or chose to rent, a hot pink Barbie convertible

Victor: Come to the beach with us Yurio!

Yurio: Fine, this isn’t gonna be like, super gay or anything right?

Narrator: It was in fact, super gay

Yurio’s holding an actual bouquet of kittens

“Should we deflate the pool floatie before leaving to save space?” “Naw”

Victor wears bracelets

none of them are looking at the road “THIS ISN’T SAFE DRIVING VICTOR”

“WHERE ARE THE SEATBELTS VICTOR?”

Yuri sitting on Victor’s lap leaning on a hand that is definitely between Victor’s legs

The car is American, or European “VICTOR YOU’RE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD”

[captain-oblivious]

DON’T FORGET THE KATSUDON CHARM ON THE SUITCASE

AND THE HASETSU STICKER, BLESS

[vicktorsbitch]

id like to formally apologize

[fedonny-gone-deactivated2017021]

straight yoi fans claim to support the show and how progressive it is with its non sexualized gay relationship, but we all know that theyre really just there for the “yaoi”. they go around saying things like “yaoi on ice” and shipping all men that interact with eachother. people have shipped yurio with yuuri, viktor, jj, and now otabek because of a FEW interactions. yoi fans arent shipping those things because they can see them having a healthy canon relationship, they ship it because they want something to jack off to. people ship yurio with every man that breathes his way in yoi so they can make gross fetishy porn of a 15 y/o and their homophobia is so obvious it hurts. how can you claim to support a show with a healthy gay relationship and then go and draw porn of a 15 year old and his first ever friend? just admit that you jack off to gross fetishy porn and stop pretending to support gay people

[omgrandomwords]

You know, this really hurt.

[vicktorsbitch]

@omgrandomwords Hate to be that guy, but why the hell did you think that your addition to this post was necessary at all? No one cares if it hurts, because I can assure you it hurts way worse to be considered a fetish by a huge group of people. Your feelings don't matter in this situation, because they shouldn't be hurt hearing that straight fans are often homophobic. You might want to reconsider why you feel so hurt before you complain.

[vicktorsbitch]

Yurio: Can you take me to the mall to get a dress?

Victor: Okay! First of all, I'm so glad you felt comfortable enough to come to me with that, and you know what? If this is a thing you want to explore-

Yurio: Oh, it's not for me. It's for my cat, but you handled that really well.

[vicktorsbitch]

viktor likes to pressure stim so he has makkachin lay on him

[ammeja]

listen I’m really hoping for a dvd cover with yuuri and phichit dancing 

[vicktorsbitch]

i love otabek so much btw hes so cool

[luftballons99]

Do you have any headcannons for phichit and yuuri about when they were in Detroit?

BOY HOWDY DO I EVER (im actually planning on writing a fic fgbuibrgurt):

the first time phichit walks into their dorm room yuuri is already there, his viktor nikiforov posters plastered over the walls

yuuri, sweating: “i can explain”

phichit: “thats ok”

college is hard

both yuuri and phichit have trouble adjusting to detroit at first because, well, moving to another country is sort of nerve racking

luckily they become friends pretty quickly; the fact that they’re roommates helps

basically they help each other through the tough times and become best friends along the way

phichit, being the more extroverted one, talks with the other american students more than yuuri does and picks up all the slang

yuuri: “phichit for the last time can you get your dirty clothes off the floor”

phichit: “alright geez yuuri don’t be so salty”

yuuri, confused: “i’m??? not???”

phichit is constantly dragging yuuri to college parties in an effort to get him a date because my god does he need one

despite phichit being the Ultimate Wingman it never seems to work out; yuuri isn’t really interested in dating atm and isnt comfortable with one night stands, even though he is hella sexually frustrated

but hark! one night as phichit and yuuri are staggering back to their dorm room drunk after a party, phichit has a brilliant idea

he kisses him

and thus begins their friends with benefits relationship that lasts all through college

(although they never really go all the way; they mostly just make out or use their hands for things if ya know what i mean)

like you cannot tell me they didn’t experiment in college like please consider:

phichit teaching yuuri how to kiss because the poor kid has like 0 experience

yuuri turning out to be an incredibly fast learner and. wow. Wowowow.

lazy afternoon make outs 

sleepy early morning make outs

giggly drunk make outs

angsty midnight make outs

comfort make outs when one of them has a bad day

study break make outs

yuuri: “ok no we have to stop i’ve got a test”

yuuri: *continues to make out w phichit*

they make out like All the time but other than that their friendship stays completely the same 

neither of them is romantically interested in the other

they just get each other off and kiss sometimes. just guys being dudes yo

yuuri: “please don’t call me ‘bro’ while you have your hand down my pants”

phichit: “then please don’t call me ‘viktor’ while you stare at posters of him over my shoulder while i have my hand down your pants”

yuuri: “…touché.”

to yuuri’s surprise, viktor is actually 100% ok with all of this when yuuri finally tells him

in fact, he might be a little too okay with it

he presses yuuri for all the nasty details but when yuuri won’t budge, he texts phichit

they bond over what a good make out partner yuuri is

“and the sounds he makes -” “omg you have no idea how hard it was to keep him quiet so he wouldn’t wake up everyone on our floor”

yuuri never lives it down

basically im fcuking weak thanks

[thatadult]

guy: whatchu smilin at ya phone for

me: *looking at pictures of myself*