You Won't Feel This Way Forever.

Just a girl going through life and all things fucked up.

[vickylouisee08]

Use the sleeves of my sweater. Let’s have an adventure.

Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood

[relationshipquote]

[lovequotesrus]

Everything you love is here

[vickylouisee08]

Sometimes I feel like I can relate to Effy Stonem. Love fucks you up.

[chattiest]

Everything I want in life is either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

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[chattiest]

I don’t even care about how I dress any more. I just put on whatever makes me not naked and hope for the best.

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[asktoothless]

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

[dragonwriter315]

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

[asktoothless]

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

[chattiest]

Definition of “I’ll think about it.” = I’ll forget about it completely until you bring it up again!

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[anus]

[bryanstars-deactivated20251006]

Metal

[vickylouisee08]

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad

romeo: ill never be happy

romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

romeo: WHO DAT

romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY

romeo: imma dance with her

romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*

juliet: dafuq are you

romeo: shh *kiss*

juliet: :oo

*party over*

romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

romeo: LADY

romeo: HEY LADY

juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married

juliet: dont you think its too soon

romeo: idk

juliet: brb

romeo: k

juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

*next day*

rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

romeo: yeh

friar: ok fine ur married

rome and juli: yaaaay

*some time later*

tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*

mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

romeo: hnnn

tybalt: ....

romeo: HNNN

tybalt: ...

romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

romeo: i sorry

prince: no ur banished

romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok

romeo: k *leaves*

juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

juliet: ok

juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*

nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

nurse: k

juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD

romeo: WHAT

romeo: WHAaaAaaaT

romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

romeo: *buys potion*

romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

romeo: but im sure she is

romeo: *kiss juliet*

romeo: *drinks poison*

romeo: he ded

juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

juliet: HE DED

juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*

oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

friar: *comes in cell*

friar: uh oh

prince: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: WHAT DIS

LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS

MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS

CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

[chattiest]

Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered.

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[bryan721x]

Reblog if you're the weird friend.

[kseniasolo]

[i-n-s-i-d-i-o-s-u-s]

I think everyone on tumblr needs to reblog this.

[cosmosandmuses]

always

[coral]

[chattiest]

I want to spend the rest of my life photo bombing the Google street view camera shots dressed as Waldo.

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[chattiest]

I want to be a nice person but everyone is so stupid.

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[liquidcoffee]

OH WELL IMAGINE AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

[catgrump]

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR NO I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

[liquidcoffee]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

[panic-exclamationpoint-deactiva]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITOR

[liquidcoffee]

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A

[schmidtsterrrr]

guava

[liquidcoffee]

what

[agnatium-blog]