once, there was a boy whose brain was on fire. @victorystar - Tumblr Blog

i really should take more selfies tbh

#my face #this whole ‘one selfie every few months’ thing is making me rusty lol #i’m forgetting all my angles

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

alexaloraetheris

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

alexaloraetheris

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

alexaloraetheris

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

#you know what that is? growth.

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

8nin

hello pervert with excellent music taste

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

nightguardmod

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

quendergeer

i assumed this was porn

my cat got out the other night for reasons that i'm choosing to not be completely infuriated about, and this isn't the first time that's happened but usually he paws at the front door every couple hours trying to get in (usually aligned with his feeding times of course) and this time he hasn't done that at all except for once like three hours after he got out.

and i want to believe it's because a neighbor saw him and took him in, but also i've posted signs everywhere about who to call and where to return him, and he's still gone, so part of me is worried about the alternative, but i also have been around the entire neighborhood five times and haven't seen or heard him anywhere, so i'm just slowly losing my mind over it and trying to go on with my daily routine while panicking about whether i'm going to see my baby boy again and it is... Not Easy. :)

#// personal

free-my-mindd

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

corpsemo

judging men by the way they are with cats

taykoutmccleod

Update 7/21: I'm trying like hell to not end up living on the streets in what's hopefully the hottest month of the year, and I don't think I'm gonna succeed at this point. I thought I'd have better luck with the job hunt after moving across the city from the shelter, but so far that's been a very mixed bag. I can't go back to the shelter until december (12 months from when I left) and my options after that/until then are the place that tried to forcibly baptize me when I got here last summer, and the woods/streets. I have three days to try and avoid that, and then if I do, I start the cycle of stress again next week unless I find a job fast.

I've watched multiple people on the streets in situations like mine, getting taken away in cop cars because they stood on a street corner too long. I know none of this is a foreign concept to most people who'd be able to read this. what I don't know is what I'd do when it's me. I was decent at keeping a low profile in the last city I was in, because I'd been there a few years before getting evicted, I learned where to do what I needed to do to survive and pass as housed to most people. it would be harder here, I assume. I really don't want to find out, but I'm scared I might.

$300 keeps me in the room for a week, $1000 for a month. I know that's a lot of money for a lot of people, and I don't normally put numbers in these posts, out of respect for any amount of privacy for those who are kind enough to help. I just wanted to be transparent because some people started asking again recently. I have to pay by Friday, or get a decent tent or something, so anything helps!

gofundme paypal cashapp venmo ko-fi

alivingtypo

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

today-till-tomorrow

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

matineaux-deactivated20260222

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

hi-im-ryn

maidenvault

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”