Hail To The King, Baby

💖 Daniel Molloy my beloved 💖 V/Vince/Vinny | 28 | he/they Certified Old Man Fucker, Constantly switching fandoms This blog is pretty much my diary at this point

[victorzsasz]

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[victorzsasz]

Hips too big I cant sit on a childs swing at a park anymore 😔 I have to sit in the chair one. Maybe I could stand but I aint in the mood

[victorzsasz]

Went to a bar that had a live cover band. Super fun! My neck and back hurt now. Too much head banging lmaoo

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[fridgebride]

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[victorzsasz]

I bought a spiderman mask (SM3 Blacksuit) and then I bought an extra shell and eyes (Venom style eyes) and Im so excited to finally have a Spiderman mask 😭

[srcee]

i wonder what it feels like to be missed

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

"Armand would smile, sometimes even laugh. Armand had a rich, beautiful laugh, always eloquent of gratitude as well as humor. He looked and sounded human when he laughed."

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Girl help, they're being domestic and i can't TAKE IT!!!

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DO NOT REPOST!!!

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[victorzsasz]

I havent slept yet but also am not in a sleeping mood. I do have to go buy some groceries and stuff but dont feel like driving. Devastating not living in an area where I can walk somewhere.

[bernard-jackson]

[disappointment3265]

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

[um-jammer-tranny]

shes gonna get on herbal replacement therapy i believe in her

[mclennonyaoi]

love those videos of the dogs talking with the button mats that have 100+ buttons on them that all say things like “forget” or “yesterday” and like all the people in the comments are going “she is so smart how is this even possible” and the people who make them have an amazon storefront where they make crazy commission off selling their button mats like we are inventing unprecedented levels of pseudoscience and scamming on tiktok rn

[mclennonyaoi]

“i taught my dog the concept of grammatical pronouns” no you didn’t

[geekeryandhockey]

Name three characters you think of when you think of me.

[steampowerednarwhal]

The (Un)official Tumblr Census 2026

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1. Please select your age

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2. Where do you live?

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3. Describe your living situation

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6. Describe your gender identity

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7. Describe your sexual identity

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8. Where would you place yourself on the traditional left-right political spectrum?

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