[sealdev]

The blob:

[kropotkindersurprise]

New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

Sergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Quiet joys w/ Marge

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

[zagreus]

what language is this

[alephnull47]

english

[alephnull47]

but in 3018

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen to me

[alephnull47]

dude what the fuck

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

[virtualgirladvance]

only 992 years till they make their account and the cycle begins anew

[cybrhut]

[bilbao-song]

Ad for Clown Balloons, 1991.

[ncanspeak]

Super jazz

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[estro-boi]

[strange-aeons]

Haters and Preps beware!!!

[strange-aeons]

IN ONE WEEK IT WILL BE DASHCON EVE!!!!

[orcflorist]

every now and then, there are orcs

[orcflorist]

if you see this post you are legally obligated to imagine an modern orc staring at their computer screen half scrolling tumblr and half watching hell's kitchen after drinking a bottle of wine

[8syntheticanimal8]

[virtualgirladvance]

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you

[virtualgirladvance]

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???

[virtualgirladvance]

youre allowed to complain

sleep is a right not a privilege

you arent rocking the boat

you arent a burden

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom