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@vikaleksandrov
All these couples and all the love is making me sick. Why do people love the love to so much? Also, next time I catch one of you little couples, kissing in front of my studio, I will kick you!
Oh the violence! I love it. It’s almost Valentine’s day, that’s what all this lovey dovey shit is about. Sounds like you could use a drink, honey.
But they could still get a halfway decent job done and you’d have more free time to spend with me, or that girlfriend of your’s. Whatever helps you sleep at night, but I’m sure there are more special people out there somewhere. Indoor activities are way better than going outside, everyone knows this. I’ve been thrown to the floor too any times this week, I might also need a back massage. I could even tell my rookie to go do laps and then sneak out and spend all day with you. But that’d also mean you’d have to take off too. Right, domesticated is a no-no. No getting a dog, or talking about feelings, or going on dates. All of that’s too lame for us?
That is true. Very true. And I’d really like to spend more time with her but work beckons and sadly I can’t just quit cause then she’d be the only one making the money and nope, that’s not okay. I entirely agree with that. They’re always better with two people as well. Ooh, okay. I think I can manage that? Just back or full body? That sounds like a great idea actually. I could tell my partner that I need a break so that I can spend time with you as well. Max, you know you can talk to me if something’s bothering you, right? Please talk to me.
Does it? I think that’s probably a compliment, and I’ll take it as such. I’m Gavin Shepherd. And if you’d like to meet, we can do that anywhere you’d be comfortable talking about it. Out for dinner, my place, yours. If he’s out there, I can probably find him. If you want to speak with him. Free of charge.
It definitely was a compliment and I don’t give those out willy nilly. Ew, did I really just say that. Anyway, Nice to meet you, Gavin Shepherd. I think somewhere secluded might be best only because he might be a little mad if you are able to contact him. So maybe my place? Thanks, man.
What up New York?!
Its been 5 long years and I finally remembered my info for this account! I know you’re all dying to know what I’ve been up too and if I took that cure and the answer is NO! I am proud to be a fairy and I’ll never change. I am curious as to what all you bitches have been up to though!
It’s my favorite blonde fairy! Long time no talk, Britt. Did you join a cult that won’t let you answer your texts or something? Anyway, how’s the dance studio? Doing well, I would hope? Seeing as you’re teaching there.
You say you don’t want kids now, but I give you another five years.Dance teacher can be very entertaining. My life is so relaxed and chill and I’m happy. I’m opening my own art gallery soon and Sky and I are great.
Nope, I’m getting old, Sammy. I don’t want kids nor will I ever. It has it’s moments really. Sometimes I’m not all enthusiastic to go to work but then other times it’s like “okay, let’s do this shit.” Art gallery, huh? What type of art?
Finally someone who’s on my side.
Are there really people that aren’t? Oh wait stupid question. Of course there are. But seriously, the old Hazel Run is now a place for a bunch of sappy people who want to “grow” their families and shit. Like they’re plants or something.
You are absolutely right. I tried the relationship thing and it’s not for me. I’m sure she will show herself sooner or later. NOthing reall. Just picked up ore clients and kicking butt in school. What’s going on with you?
Oh, I can’t even picture you in a relationship, let alone marriage. But at least you figured it out before you got too deep into that relationship, right? She did and it was fan-frickin’-tastic. That’s pretty sweet. Not a whole lot. Just got promoted at work. I no longer work with the little rats of Hazel Run. I mean children....
So you heard about me adopting a whole orphanage then, huh?
Ah, facinating. Really? An orphanage of children? Hmm.. I wasn't sure anyone would be cut out for that many kids.
jackson-m-moore:
I know what you mean I just got back to Hazel Run early this morning and it has changed so much in the year and a half I have been gone but yet so much is still the same, its crazy.
There are people that are still exactly the same but for the most part everyone seems so like “Oh I love my girlfriend/boyfriend”. Not saying I don’t dig being in a relationship but it seems like everyone and their brother is settling down and having babies and shit.
rory-the-irish-one:
I see that a lot of people came to visit Hazel Run, fingers crossed that I have the two weeks off so I can hang out with everyone. I may be a downer though.
Two weeks off? That’s a lot of time to take off. But in order to kick it with everyone, it’s kind of needed. Why do you say that?
I can’t wait to see what you crave if you ever get pregnant.
I don’t see that ever happening but thanks for the tip. Must suck to not be able to drink.
Who knew
Most days.
You know I totally get that. It must be some sort of hell dealing with what hundreds of kids? That would drive me to insanity.
I saw a cute brunette Asian on the subway but I doubt that was your girlfriend…
haha, I doubt my girlfriend would be in New York. Considering I just saw her a few hours ago. But I’m sure the girl on the subway was cute too.
I’m sure there’s other less hot dance instructors that can take your place. You’re not that special. We’ll have to keep each other from being too domesticated, it’ll just involve a lot of…not going outside. I won’t tell her if you don’t. Oh I’m totally in for hot tub time, I’ll even push when I have to go in tomorrow to later. And shut it, we’re not domesticated.
Yeah, yeah, but none of them teach like me. I’m incredibly special thank you very much. Yeah definitely. I can’t do the whole cutesy cutesy bullshit. Nope. I’m perfectly fine with not going outside if you know what I mean. Good! Cause I need it. Work is kicking my ass. Ooh good. More time I get to spend with you. I know we’re not. I’m not sitting at home waiting for you to come and making dinner or some shit. Nope.
What’s the problem with having children?
I never said there was anything wrong with having kids, Mercedes. They’re just not for me. I’d much rather give them back to their parent than have one of my own.
Maybe we should get out before we get infected by the domestic-ness. I’m not having any kids or even thinking about marriage right now and I don’t wanna catch it. You are, sweet cheeks, but keep going. I’d love to hear just how sexy you think she is.
Ehhhh, but I have classes to instruct and stuff. I promise I won’t get all domesticated on you if you don’t on me. Even though, I’m pretty sure this is some new weird virus or something. Lieeees. Well, I could tell you but I’m pretty sure my girlfriend wouldn’t be too happy with you knowing how sexy I think she is. I feel like this is a weird domestic thing that we’re doing... You, me, Hot tub and lady time later? or is work gonna swoop you away again?
I do… and it’s mostly successful. I meant hold the book and let people see you carrying it around. Perhaps they’ll see it and be interested? It was mostly a joke. I’m not exactly psychic, but I promise that I don’t steal anyone’s money. I charge a small fee, and sometimes nothing at all, to communicate with the dead. Tell me about your brother.
That takes balls. Ya see, I could never write a book. They take too damn long and my attention span would never allow me to do that. I guess I could carry your book around guy I do not know the name of. I’m Vik by the way. Wow, that’s pretty cool too. Unfortunately, I’m not one for talking about my brother out in the open. Is there somewhere that we could meet up and talk?
