[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

[99 problems but kicking everyone’s ass at the Olympics ain’t one]

[vikingfarvande]

[ beatboxes ]

[ has 12 athletes and no medals ]

[svenskalejon-blog]

How'd ya like ta be Anders' godfather?

…I would be happy t’ be Anders’ godfather…

[svenskalejon-blog]

How old are th’ kids anyway?

[vikingfarvande]

Anders is eight, Kjersti is six, and Otto is two.

[martial-serrulata]

Rip out my muse's heart in 1 ask.

[svenskalejon-blog]

How'd ya like ta be Anders' godfather?

…I would be happy t’ be Anders’ godfather…

[vikingfarvande]

Great! He'll be so excited. 

[vikingfarvande]

Obviously our children are gingers because of Sylvi’s magic.

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

[MUFFLED NORWEGIAN LAUGHING] 

[vikingfarvande]

THERE IS NO OTHER REASON BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH BLOND.

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

  You know what I’m tryin’a say here.

[vikingfarvande]

[vikingfarvande]

Obviously our children are gingers because of Sylvi's magic.

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

  Sure we are. 

[vikingfarvande]

What're you tryin'a say here.

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

Why on earth would they need to do that? 

[vikingfarvande]

To make them ginger. Because we're both blond.

[vikingfarvande]

  I think you mean blond.

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

No, I mean ginger. 

[vikingfarvande]

[ sweats ] Did they all dye their hair red?

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

Why yes, I am married to Matthias and we have three beautiful ginger children. 

[vikingfarvande]

I think you mean blond.

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

  I’m sure our possibly intelligent children can figure something out. Or they’d make their father play with them. 

How was “marrying” me one upping Lars? 

[vikingfarvande]

Hey, good idea! I'm great at mariokart, you know. Maybe I should buy an X-Box too.

Something about him giving me money--I'm not sure what was goin' on exactly to be honest.

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

  Damn it, Matthias. 

[vikingfarvande]

I panicked! Three kids--how would you play a four player game??? NPC's are bullshit.

[damehavfrue]

But let’s talk about how attractive and sexy the female Denmark is.

[vikingfarvande]

I dunno, I think the male Denmark is pretty sexy too.

[damehavfrue]

Well yeah, but Ariel is just like.

Damn. 

[vikingfarvande]

I would agree with you, but that's incest. --Or maybe selfcest?

[skogkattkingdom-deactivated2014]

  ….

How many kids did you tell him we have?

[vikingfarvande]

Three?

[damehavfrue]

But let’s talk about how attractive and sexy the female Denmark is.

[vikingfarvande]

I dunno, I think the male Denmark is pretty sexy too.

[damehavfrue]

  I’d bang a lot of people to be honest here. Feelin’ fine.

[vikingfarvande]

Me too! An' glad to hear it. Guess yer just feelin' more open today.