[altjofficial-blog1]

i should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…,,, but i can’t

[aidashakur]

i get prettier every time a man disappoints me

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[futurama]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if penny wide was in the sewer i would simply not go down there

[ereereee]

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

[thejonymyster]

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODAAY

AH AH AH

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I fucking hate rich people oh my god

[srsfunny]

It really was

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[honigimohr]

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

[slavery]

What’s sex

[acoolguy]

some naked bullshit

[pammiejr]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

where is the big caesar’s

[geniusoflove]

under the toga

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

worst possible answer to this thank you so much

[gerogeweasley]

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic