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do you trust her

school is weird cus its such a big part of ur life nad then suddenly it is not. its like. ten+ years with roughly the same people and then one day its like ok. see you guys never i guess. and then you never see each other again except for bumping into one of the three people who stayed in your town at the super market every few years and realizing you’ve already completely forgotten the names of all your classmates even though ‘it wasnt that long ago’ but it kind of was that long ago. anyways. see you never i guess

bimbogollum

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

hickeywiththegoodhair

angelinestprim

This absolute disgrace…

bisexualprivilege

danisontnonfire

jaikell-remade-deactivated20180

everyone: so luke what super cool jedi skill are you gonna use to defeat the empire?

luke: kindness

aquaarising

dont-spoop-yourself

Okay, but don't forget the stunning sequel

snewpy

don’t forget the trilogy!

endless-puppies

nutheadgee-deactivated20190314

THIS IS SO PURE. The baby is as big as their parent’s head. I’m sobbing

rashemibabe

Why babies always trying to eat somebody’s face 😂

pedrofailcompilation-deactivate

justheretobreakthings

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

sacrificethemtothesquid

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

wingedlioness

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

houseofglass

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

philosopherking1887

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

whitepeopletwitter

mapsontheweb

How close do their borders come to?

changeling-ash

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

metrickulous

i-hate-chick-fil-a

theseinfeldshow

yeahiwasintheshit

catchymemes

yeahiwasintheshit

these women are all clearly high as shit

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD