Life In A Nutshell

Anything I damn well please I never know what to write in these things. Polyamorous. Pan. Restaurant Worker. About to move to California. I married my best friend.

[animusrox]

[pajamasecrets]

cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo

[just-shower-thoughts]

Y’all ever wonder if Oxygen makes your voice deeper and Helium brings it back to normal. 😐

[80slesbiab]

that’s it that’s the whole fucking show

[ruinedchildhood]

[comparingmeerkats]

“can we have pizza?“ 

“yeah sure just get it out the freezer”

[victorious]

Pizza is pizza.

[fuerza-a]

umm no u must be from like montana or somethin and have shitty pizza cause frozen pizza usually sux

[victorious]

[animusrox]

[veshialles]

You say “pizza is pizza” but the instant pineapple/mushrooms/something else gets involved, half of you folks will turn on us. Hypocrites! Traitors! Heretics!

[childhoodruiner]

Nah son the minute you add pineapple it ceases being a pizza 🗣

[bscully]

If pineapple pizza is not actually pizza, does that make it a type of cake?

[dylan-hague]

Is deep dish pizza not just a type of cheesecake?

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

are these Cake or Pizza?

[aurelious-auria]

Sometimes I think about the kind of bullshit Cayde gets Zavala into and I just 

[deactivated-blog]

close ups of some of the newest Mario odyssey renders of Mario’s transformations 

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

this is so scary

[akatsukihunter101]

EVERY WARLOCK IN THE CRUCIBLE 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Speaking without an accent is almost like typing without a font.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Scooby-Doo teaches us that the only real monsters of the world are people

[fem-birb-woman]

Reblog if you kept your damaged armor from the Red War

[vkndr]

90th Academy Awards Best Picture winner:

The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[just-shower-thoughts]

Willy Wonka is just a kids version of Saw.

[lonepower]

ok but if devrim’s husband is mark

and devrim is a sniper

does that make him a mark'sman

[just-shower-thoughts]

If salt is supposed to repel ghosts and demons, then the ocean must be the least haunted place on Earth.

[alienscumbag]