best in the biz

kepler, 30, he/they | rpf/thirsty sideblog | vilekepler on ao3 | 18+ ONLY if you know my main no you don't (but you can stay if you want)

[werewolf-girlfriend]

jacks off and uses the post-nut clarity to solve sudokus

[goth-queen]

[eesttm]

Greg and Alex + The Onion/Reductress headlines (pt 7)

[fifeonmars]

[pankendev]

i don't care if i flop. bunnies do that

[ryanandshanenews]

[eesttm]

Greg and Alex discuss their relationship

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[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

You know those bdsm paddles with the letters on them so it leaves a mark saying "SLUT" or something like that? We need new ones that say things like "DERIVATIVE" and "KITSCH"

[morethanonepage]

helpful stuff for when you want to fuck that old man

[pomrania]

@smashorpassgilf I was going to tag you in this but I was blanking on your url; conveniently, a post from you was right after this on my dash

[hrnydropoutconfessions]

Jacob Wysocki let me take you to Waffle House and suck you off under the table

Amen

[valsplaceactually]

I hate the annoying ass pattern modes on vibrators I'm trying to fuck not funk

[homomenhommes]

Enrique Toribio - Veiled

[gyrovagi]

(so horny i can't form coherent sentences) it's th. the fuingers in his mouth are thematically necessary

[hrnydropoutconfessions]

hashtag put sam reich in chastity 2026

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[hrnydropoutconfessions]

im kinda drunk rewatching game changwr eps and brennan is SO FUCKING HOT in second place goddamn…him blindfolded doing pushups…him angry…i need him to Get me like he gets sam at the end of the episode but then pin me and have his fucking way with me. anyway

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[wearewatcher]

[comparativetarot]

The Hanged Man. Art by Fidi (fidisart), from Star Crossed: A Queer Tarot.