Worse Than Employed

Poison for Your Inner Socrates

[funny-tik-toks]

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

look at this stock photo

[lunaeregia]

there is so much energy in this image

[broannalmao]

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

[donnasweettttttttt]

that’s why she snapped

[kushblazer666]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[depsidase]

[multiseb21]

bikegirlfriend is now bikefiancé

[bedupolker]

i like the dichotomy of these two pictures. glamour shot of the most beautiful chipmunk who ever existed, and blurry gray sphere.

[cute-animals-only]

[heedra]

when a human infant is in the womb, moments from being be born, a vague figure of glowing amber light appears before them. in one hand, it holds a small soapstone carving of a coiled eel. in the other hand it holds a mortar and pestle made of polished red quartz. it bids the infant to choose between these two things, but we don't know the significance of this choice, because all babies throughout history with no exception have always picked the soapstone eel. so that's still one of the big mysteries out there.

[naamahdarling]

Don't like THAT

[crows-before-bros]

NO #2

[slitherpunk]

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

[r0zeclawz]

most badass video in the website past and future

[angelicguy]

they should sell THC air fresheners

[angelicguy]

they should sell my cold body in a meat market

[anexperimentallife]

[depsidase]

[stars-bean]

"My point is, dolphins. That's my point."

[juegosintiperojuegocontigo]

Forgive me father for I have synthed