Inseparable

Hi, we're Edie, and Vincent Arborgast. Don't let the appearance fool you. Just because you look at a stunning man doesn't mean you don't get to talk a beautiful woman. It's what's on the inside that counts, right? We're closer than ever.

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

-strips down to his underwear and sits down on the floor- I’ve been needing this. All day.

[tiny-bouncer]

[Drawn there by Edie’s cries for help, he walks in, entirely unfazed by Elias’s state of undress. He sighs] Christmas dude. What’s wrong?

[vincent-and-edie]

[She runs and hides behind Rory, closing her eyes to not see Elias] He's flashing me, please stop him!

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

Well… who is going to stop me?

[vincent-and-edie]

Oh, my god. Stay away from me– Someone!

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

-stops and stares up at him- Huh? Why?

[vincent-and-edie]

Because you can't undress in front of me!

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

Yeah? Well… I like to wear nothing. -he takes off his shirt and starts to unbutton his pants-

[vincent-and-edie]

W- What are you doing!? STOP!

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

You too… you’re dressed nice, is there a reason for that? Do we have to dress up at Christmas?

[vincent-and-edie]

You think so? Thank you. We get to dress however we want, I think, but I like to wear things that makes me feel pretty.

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

I’m Eli.

[vincent-and-edie]

It's very nice to meet you, Eli.

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[dr-jessica-ward]

You think so? All these years I’ve thought I’ve been missing out on it.

[vincent-and-edie]

I do, at least that's what I'm going after. How come you think that?

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

Hmmm. Not that I know of.

[vincent-and-edie]

See? Then it's nothing to worry about. I'm Edie, by the way, and this is Vincent.

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

I just… I just got here. I would have-

[vincent-and-edie]

You just got here? But then it's fine, really, no one expects you to get gifts for people you don't know. Unless you were part of the secret Santa. Were you?

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[imprisoned-edan]

I didn’t… I didn’t get anyone anything. I’m sorry.

[vincent-and-edie]

Oh, that's okay, you don't have to give anyone anything. Don't worry about it.

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[dr-jessica-ward]

Hasn’t Christmas just passed?

[vincent-and-edie]

It's still Christmas until New Year's.

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

[tiny-bouncer]

Oh, Jesus! I thought that shit was over.

[vincent-and-edie]

It isn't over just because the gifts are given.

[vincent-and-edie]

CHRIIISTMAS~

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas~

[raineanders]

Happy Christmas and happy holidays. 

[vincent-and-edie]

Happy Christmas!

[christian-austin-blog]

Merry Christmas.

Ho ho ho.

[vincent-and-edie]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

[vincent-and-edie]

Something-else-than-Christmas present for Finn

"Since you don't like Christmas, here are some none-Christmas presents for you. Happy day!" //Edie

[vincent-and-edie]

Christmas present for Earnest

"Merry Christmas to you and your family at home!" //Love, Edie (and Vincent wishes you a merry Christmas, too)