Cook 1st, Fight 2nd

Fighting evil and cooking up some justice.

[mc-hot]

Put this video on my grave

[babygoatsandfriends]

[vincent708]

Learning to head butt. Wonderful

[weirdvintage]

A surefire way for mothers to get their sons to tuck in their shirts, 1940s style (via Kitsch-Slapped)

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The illustrated boy looks pretty darn pleased with his cute new lace edging.

I can see him now meeting his friends at the soda fountain. 

‘Fellows, check out Mom’s latest effort at mind control.’ (spins)

(chorus of whistles and applause)

‘Why, Jimmy, I do believe you’ve started a fashion!’

‘Let’s go to the Woolworth and get lace edging for all our shirts!’

‘Doug can sew them on, he got his Handicraft merit badge last summer!’

‘Never regretted it.’

‘Jimmy, your mom has some internalised misogyny to figure out.’

‘Don’t I know it.’

[fieldbears]

I would read novels about these boys

[tastefullyoffensive]

This dog is going places. (via pistdov)

[thatsthat24]

Me chasing my dreams.

[sallyatoyota]

MOB PSYCHO 100′S OPENING IS HERE AND I’M SPEECHLESS

[gallivantica-deactivated2019061]

[b-boy-blues]

if your a fan of anime and this isnt in your top 5 you a hoe

[aheapofgarbage]

[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

[styro-sometimes]

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

[ayellowbirds]

Adorable yet cacophonic.

[kopriiva]

Overwatch: Reload Animations [x]

[josephsk]

mccree:

reaper:

[josephsk]

soldier 76 & pharah:

BONUS

[blackbookalpha]

Tojrborn Trogdor Tourbillon Tigiorno Toblerone Troglodite IKEA dwarf:

This is getting ridiculous.

[josephsk]

Who wants pizza???

[intensefoodcravings]

Blackberry + Blueberry Cobbler (Gluten Free, Paleo + Vegan)

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

[vincent708]

Yeeeees

[solardrifter]

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[qui-fait-ta-rose-si-importante]

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

[maribopuppy-deactivated20161002]

IT

HAS

RETURNED

[dlie]

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

[dlie]

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

[greyfireclover]

But can we just talk about

[queertillyarchive]

PERSON, ceremonially passing the shovel to the baby: Poseidon will quiver before you.

[mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit]

Jaeger In a Box by Alynuvix

[howling-science]

John Harris

[vexxabelle-deactivated20240412]

Commission for Ruthless Destiny !  Thank you so much for commissioning me! Sorry guys been really inactive! I’m still alive~ Enjoy!

[megasphere]

MegaSphere shops

[madeupmonkeyshit]

Next kicker is Lily Chang, a 73-year-old retired farm worker with diabetes. Folks, she’s experiencing complete kidney failure, hasn’t peed in three years.