shitvinnyvsays

I am what I am, a natural disaster. He/him

[insomniac-arrest]

the disney gay dads triumvirate

Opposites attract dads, bond over show-tunes, their son, and avoiding near death situations

flaming (lol) bisexual Frenchman and uptight British guy who raise their bratty man-child ward and get so annoyed at each other they get married

college roommates that lived together so long it just sort of happened 

raise street urchins for no reason other than seeing them and being like ‘??? you don’t have a place to stay?? that’s fucked up, come home with us’

[bog-raven]

I thought the black panther was female

[insomniac-arrest]

nope

Also, a worthy mention with them:

[barbara-lazuli]

You forgot Jumba and Pleakly

[insomniac-arrest]

you’re right!!

two of Lilo’s many fathers, combine to form an unholy mix of science-dad jokes between them, highest form of twink/bear relationship 

[ilovemusicalyy]

[heartbeatemoji]

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

[outofcontextarthur]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[bitchycode]

[mcavoy]

One thing all cat owners can agree on.

[lovepropaganda]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[gnumblr]

bootycheck

[ran-nee-chan]

That’s some fierce booty.

[yisusfishus]

booty game HELLA STRONG

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rahmagical]

what a plot twist

[chrissongzzz]

[drtanner]

She knew exactly what she was doing, holy shit.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

[theocseason4]

the constant threat of jeff bezos’ nudes possibly leaking is driving me INSANE

[recoveringhipster-deactivated20]

You would have seen them already if you had Prime.

[tamamita]

[video-cakes-deactivated20190914]

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

[cesaray]

[trynsave]

[cymothoid]

[roaminromans]

[raptorific]

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

[potatoochann]

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

[raptorific]

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

[blueboy1299]