VineShield

Justine, 22, Australian, multifandom blog. Don't know what I'm doing in life but maybe I'll figure it out

[stream]

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018)

[klepto-maniac0]

BAGEL!

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[catasters]

[casapazzo]

@rob-anybody If anything was made for your “cats are inherently ridiculous” tag, it’s this utter goober.

[doctorslippery]

Sorry ma'am, just doing my job. Got a work order that your clothes needed more cat hair on them.

[luisonte]

[ceevee5]

For the love of God, sound on.

[rite-of-darkness-deactivated201]

when you listen to music from the 70s and 80s

[guezzylon-deactivated20201130]

I just now realized that people who only became fans of ATLA this year have never seen this masterpiece

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[annushorribilis]

[patricide1885]

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

[deathwarlock]

A bird wrote this

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[gentlechaosgoblin]

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

[utopians]

deleting files is such a rush… freeing up disk space… oh baby

[icantwritegood]

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

[icantwritegood]

like this is it . this is what it’s all about

[rainywashday]

My pets keep me for because of my opposable thumbs.

[aliiiiiiice]

[logan-exe]

Guess I’ll order food then.

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[twitterlols]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

i love this so much i dont know where to start - the comedy itself - the commentary on ‘what is art’ - further on what is art: the viewers are interpreting this as art, but the intention of the “artist” was not actually art, so is it art or not? who gets to decide, the viewers or the creator? - the act of placing the glasses and watching the response (and the response itself being that the viewers treated the glasses as art) as performance art like is this a critique of postmodernism? does the critique betray itself since (one could argue) the viewers interpreting the glasses as art makes them art? or is that so ridiculous that it doesn’t matter? i could go on

[pervocracy]

The intention of the “artist” was not actually art, but… their intention was to create a specific image for public display in order to evoke a reaction from an audience, and then to create an image of that in order to evoke a different reaction from a second audience.

I think they accidentally arted.  Twice.

[roachpatrol]

art happens in museums whether you like it or not

[brawltogethernow]

I’ve always respected that last uplifting, quietly threatening comment.

[hashtagparksandrec]

[bitchvirgo]

[bitchvirgo]