[whitepeopletwitter]

[dwight-schrutes]

iconic

[mynameischynna]

God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don’t even care that there isn’t a plot.

You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn’t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.

The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That’s all you need to know.

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[grumpybearbutch]

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

[comparingmeerkats]

[pugs]

[danbutt]

[collegiate-confession]

[catgirldick]

*Becomes a plastic surgeon*

*Plays the create-a-mii theme in my clinic nonstop

[vinleafvin]

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine...

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

[uhlxis-deactivated20190718]

[dinuguan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meladoodle)

[blackgirlsvevo]

i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself

[basdos]

Sunset In Kyoto | Leslie Taylor

[babyanimalgifs]

INCOMINGGGGG

[babyanimalgifs]

LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE LEG ROLLS