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Squid | they/them | voidling | marine biologist and certified dad friend

[vintage-squid]

Fanfiction Masterpost

Collection of my fics throughout the years, sorted by fandom: Sanders Sides, Transformers, Legend of Zelda, Steven Universe, Villainous

SANDERS SIDES 

SERIES

Reptilian Romance 

Clandestine Chromatism  - Tumblr and AO3

Let Sleeping Snakes Lie -  Tumblr and AO3

RBF (Royal Bitch Face) 

Does Court Etiquette Apply to Bathtime? (NSFW 18+ ONLY) -  AO3

MULTI-CHAPTER

Trend Setter (NSFW 18+ ONLY) -  AO3

Love in the Agora (NSFW 18+ ONLY) - AO3 

ONE-SHOTS

Threading Our Future - Tumblr and AO3

You’re a Cad (NSFW 18+ ONLY) - AO3 

Vulture Culture - Tumblr and AO3

Fruits of Love - Tumblr and AO3 

A Little Out of the Ordinary -  Tumblr and AO3

Oh How They Gay-ze Upon Him - Tumblr and AO3 

TRANSFORMERS

ONE-SHOTS

Sign Language - Tumblr and AO3 

Silence - AO3

To Good Treats and Better Friends - Tumblr and AO3 

Tender Love and Care (NSFW 18+ ONLY) - AO3 

A Gentleman’s Kiss - AO3

Hidden Talent - Tumblr and AO3

Logical Relaxation (NSFW 18+ ONLY) - AO3 

LEGEND OF ZELDA

ONE-SHOTS

Strength in Numbers (NSFW 18+ ONLY) - AO3 

Sun Stroke - AO3 

A Promise Made, A Promise Kept - tumblr and AO3

A Moment of Quiet - AO3 

STEVEN UNIVERSE

ONE-SHOTS

Maiden and Beast (cowritten with @xensilverquill) - AO3

Protect Their Own (cowritten with @xensilverquill) - AO3

Return (cowritten with @xensilverquill) - AO3 

VILLAINOUS

ONE-SHOTS

Origami Geckos (NSFW 18+ ONLY) - AO3 

[child-of-plut0]

more t4t illuhen for me and the three other tfemhen and butchlluga fans out there

[unbuiltoffline]

keep seeing these chic straight jacket fits on pintrest. lohen seems an appropriate model.

[naninnai]

[ genshin impact ] fwower lohen bc i finally got the final avatar frame for him 😭💕🌸

[tricksrabbit]

Art by @f55295

https://x.com/f55295

[zanezaveira]

He is making a new friend! :D /or food idk lol

[kingthekoshka]

Got hit by the zhongven bug again

[pruwinkle]

"It was one thing if a single detective could catch some skilled crooks. Perhaps he was just a good detective.

But if countless high-level criminals were seized by this one man, then surely he could not be an ordinary person.

In that moment, everyone present imagined something similar.

A trickster god in the guise of humanity, scheming and cunning beyond compare, seeing into the hearts of mortals with contemptuous ease."

—Heizou Character Story 5

[meiscella]

[redbuua]

vacation time!! 🌊

[suckishima]

"Friends"

[kyomon0]

What an admirably big hat...

#SethoscaraWeek2026: Day 4 - Opening Up/Rainy Day

[puppyaulait]

Meeting the evil version of your boyfriend and the angel version

[beelumi]

Light and void 🌀

[infectiouspiss]

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[pruwinkle]

our first kiss on a summer night