Vintage Cryptid!!

ੈ✩‧₊˚ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ! ★.ᐟ ✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ꒰ minor ꒱ ★ˎˊ˗ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ꒰ boykisser!!! ꒱ ★ˎˊ˗ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ꒰ what I like: twst bsd, crk, lmk, dw, hetalia, tgswiiwagaa, ꒱ ★ˎˊ˗ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ꒰ blog for a system ꒱ ★ˎˊ˗ ✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ ੈ✩‧₊˚ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛɴᴇꜱꜱ, ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴊᴏᴋɪɴɢ! ★.ᐟ

[vintageamericano]

𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬▶️ 𝗩𝗛𝗦

𝟬𝟭:𝟯𝟱

𝗦𝗘𝗣 . 𝟬𝟯 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟱

🌼 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙲 🌺

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🌊 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴: Crypt / Cryptid!

🍦System Name: The Cryptid Collection !

🏖️ 𝙰𝙶𝙴: 17!

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🐚 𝙿𝙳𝙰: Sure!!!!

💿 𝚃𝙾𝚄𝙲𝙷: sure!!

🪝 𝙿𝙴𝚃𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚂: only if close & ask !!!

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[vintageamericano]

UUUGGHHHHH :(( boredom SUCKS i HATE understimulation i need to MAIM and DESTROY

[sorga-deactivated20120706]

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

[viintersol-blog]

[a-chance-of-raine]

PLEASE YALL SPAM ME IDC I LOVE IT

[vintageamericano]

:3

[st4rz666]

you asked for Yuus so I’d like to send in my silly ? (COMPLETELY ignore this if you don’t want to :)!!!!! no hard feelings /gen)

Silly Willy

[st4rz666]

That’s enough warm ups for the day

@thelamentknight

[vintageamericano]

YIPPEE :0

[kelpforestdwellers]

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

[kelpforestdwellers]

everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice

[kelpforestdwellers]

oooo we eelin

[detected-error]

Had to post this twice cuz i forgot azuls glasses the first time! 😭💔

[shitpostingkats]

Of all the insane worldbuilding and complete clown shows I've found while spending a two week hyperfixation trawling the depths of Twisted Wonderland lore without actually playing the game, my favorite by FAR is the Aquatic Mafia.

There's a trio of students at the school that do under the table shady 'deal with the devil' type arrangements where you can promise your eternal soul in exchange for good test scores. The headmaster knows about this. He can't do anything because all the mafia is doing is providing really well researched and comprehensive study guides to students and that's not against the rules. Last year they held like a hundred students hostage until the school caved to their demands. Their demands were a buisness license so they could run a ritzy little cafe on campus. Their boss is weirdly law abiding and doesn't do anything that violates stated school rules. His two goons attack and maim students. One of em uses magic to do this, the other just beats the crap out of people. The goons were born into the legitimate mafia but the boss isn't he's just a guy they started following around. They've all known eachother since gradeschool. They are adamant they are not friends, and firmly correct anyone who says so. They are merely buisness partners, and constantly reaffirm that they would leave the other two behind given the slightest excuse. One time one of them was in an illusory dream world and the way he could tell was because the other two started showing interest in his hobbies. Another time one of them turned evil and the other two teamed up to try and kill him with a big laser. They regularly juice Henchman #2 like an orange and sell the resulting slime to one of their classmates. Honestly the mafia thing is like the third most noteworthy thing happening to them at any given moment. They wear really stupid hats. What's not to love.

[chat-is-creecher]

yall liked the idia so here's my design for azul in a fae twst au

[regaleaglesuperstar-deactivated]

tragic father and son: one wants to make amends and finally be a dad and the other is just ballin’🤑🤑

just kidding, alfred has so much unprocessed trauma from being abandoned from the ages of 5-13 and having to fight a whole ahh war against his father while he was a young teen that he just wants absolutely nothing to do with England emotionally. Like, trade? Cool! Diplomatic ties? Awesome! Mutual respect? Kick ass! But as soon as England tries to “catch up” or something, Alfred BOLTS HIS ASS outta there like he spotted a empty hot dog cart on a busy nyc street.

[regaleaglesuperstar-deactivated]

guys I think alfred would be all up in pride fests. he’s the guy screaming really obnoxiously about how cool this all is. he’s the guy that ends up getting his makeup done in rainbow colors. he’s the guy that dresses Tony up in a frilly multicolored tutu. he’s the guy.

[little-red-devil]

Everyone in the US rn:

[rhyssix]

Cathartic hetalia fanart because unfortunately, the looming threat of fascism brings out the worst in me.

[inozuart]

all american boy ☆

[thememedaddy]

[tempestbee]

happy pride month to THEM🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[lyninabin]

[vintageamericano]

checking into the radio station ! 💞

hiiiyo !!! i see you like hetalia ..... do you have any fave ships / characters ? maychance ...

- 🎀🧁

ooh hello!!!! and i do in fact ADORE Hetalia :3

for ships,,, hm…

-Romerica / Americano!!! love the dynamic & I find it super silly

- Amepan!! looove them hehe

-Rusame (especially Cold War era,,,, mm)

- Gerita !! they’re <333

- any ship involving Spain, France, & England together (FrUK, SpUK, France x Spain, polyamry)

- Rochu!! Not as like, a BIG ship but I do enjoy their dynamic

- AMEITA nearly forgot them…. The sillies <3 extroverted loud x extroverted loud … eheeh

(And, as a very crack ship, Australia x America. literally just because of One Fanfic … sigh.)

AS FOR FAVORITE CHARACTERS!!! Alfred is definitely my favorite-est EVER,,,, the silly <3 but I also like Australia ,,, anddd Romano!!! japan’s also really silly :)

thanks for the ask!!!! :D