The Sporadic Seamstress

I'm a sporadic seamstress, student, & traveler with a unique outlook on life. 28, self proclaimed nerd and proud of it. I have a love of history, art, and all things vintage.

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[homotology]

[effington]

[365daysinalife]

Daniel Radcliffe:  Time Traveler

[maxanaxam]

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal

[catsbeaversandducks]

[funnygamememes]

When you’re playing spiderman and realize one of the buildings looks familiar😲

[afeveredblur]

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I LOVE THIS!  Black Excellence at its finest ❤️

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

*George Lopez theme plays*

[gahhhdamn]

Bitch

[feministism]

[neurodivergentlibra]

Boyyyy this tea is sizzling!

[supertears]

[rabbitfears-deactivated20180125]

[kim-jisoo]

Adulthood™

[ampervadasz]

[lord-kitschener]

[earth-muffyn]

@hallucinating-jackolope

[popularmodernism]

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[historyandmemes]

Noah when it started raining and everybody tried to apologize and get on the Ark….

[wildlifewednesdays]

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THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

[quicksilverwracked]

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

[kidchi]

THE NOISE

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema