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here you come again…

[mikelogan]

told my parents robert de niro's daughter came out as trans and he's being cool and supportive and my dad, in a terrible robert de niro impression, says, "you talkin' to they/them?" which like. not entirely accurate but he got the spirit lol

[mikelogan]

don't do this to me. he's obsessed with, and i quote, blowing up the blogosphere

[mikelogan]

told him about the utter chaos that is my activity page now and he looked at my mom and said, "we're pretty WOKE, honey! we're wide awake!"

[mikelogan]

i just want everyone to know what my life has been like since this post blew up. dad is requesting an update on how many notes he's up to approximately every fifteen minutes. he has been parading around the house with his nose in the air while telling my mom and me that he'll remember us, the "little people" who helped get him here.

ALSO, let it be known that he has ALREADY blown up the blogosphere once before, back in 2013 when he carved fall out boy's logo into a watermelon for my high school graduation party and pete wentz reblogged it. he has been referring to tumblr as the "blogosphere" ever since. it's been twelve years and i am TIRED! anyway, behold the FOBermelon!

[doreenchloepoetry]

happy international women’s day, 2025

[gallifreyanwriter]

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

[powersandplanetaries]

Do you think their classmates were ever like “Sam Winchester… is he the one who dropped out to get custody of his little sister with the YouTube channel?” “No, he was the one who ended up faking his death and becoming a multi-state serial killer with his brother.” “He WHAT?”

[logo-comics]

Everyone would have guessed it to be the other way around.

[friendly-neighborhood-disaster]

Spencer could have prevented the apocalypse, but Sam definitely could not have raised Carly

[cinnamon-ginger]

This is the only take that matters

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

I would dearly love for more people to be capable of differentiating between public risk and personal risk.

Examples: drinking is a personal risk. Drinking and driving is a public risk. Going scuba diving is a personal risk. Running a scuba shop with faulty equipment is a public risk. Riding a bicycle without a helmet is a personal risk. Not maintaining public transport safety standards is a public risk. Foraging for mushrooms is a personal risk. Advertising a mushroom identification app that uses shoddy AI is a public risk. Elective surgery is a personal risk. Not wearing a mask in a doctor's waiting room when you are sick with a contagious illness is a public risk.

I could go on just about forever here. But it's a really important distinction and it drives me nuts when they get conflated, and it's so common.

[alice-syndrome-archived]

"Your Liberty To Swing Your Fist Ends Just Where My Nose Begins"

[the-lincyclopedia]

"My body my choice" is about personal risk, not public risk. Choices around contagion often have public health implications and thus are NOT the proper circumstances in which to apply "my body my choice."

[bartmobile]

because it is only one little cubie

[afeelgoodblog]

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

[pea-gravel]

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

[durnesque-esque]

Article here | Organization here

[unpretty]

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

[fourstarsandahamster]

why are we sleeping on this

[crawfishcomic]

Hint

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

high school dyke drama was crazy why did a girl i had the most intense crush on and was in love with for 4 years paint this and write this message for me for valentines day and she didnt like me back she actually had a girlfriend and now its been a few years out of high school and we dont even talk anymore

[contagiousgrace]

“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt. 

[hexthelex-deactivated20230815]

To the tunnels it is, then

[bittersweetblasphemy]

This is where I post from

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

[tanookitalez]

the undying love of mickey mouse

[stephenstils]

how it feels to be me

[patricia-taxxon]

apologize to him

[opha]

jerry was in my elder scrolls online guild, and he's one of the sweetest guys I've ever known. i feel sick every time i come across his image online because it's almost always the exact same baseless derision and shitty implications about him because he's fat and wearing a fedora for a photoshoot. the photoshoot this image is from was leaked from his private facebook. the harassment that he's faced from his memeification is worse than anyone knows.

[bi-medusa]

If anyone wants to donate to his GoFundMe towards his recovery after being put in a coma and losing most of his mobility due to COVID

(Shared on his Facebook) https://www.gofundme.com/f/9t3h7-stem-cell-regeneration?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=instagram_feed&utm_source=social

Revovery from Covid comp for Jerry Messing, organized by Patti P. Stiles

Hi, my name is Patti Stiles and I'm fund raising for my son, Jerry Messing… Patti P. Stiles needs your support for Revovery from Covid comp

[huffylemon]

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[important-animal-images]

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