Max

I'm Max and I'm highly uninteresting. My blog is just a clusterfuck of random shit that catches my attention 😌

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Person 1: “ I brought you frankincense.”

Person 2:” Thank you.”

Person 3: “And I brought you “mur”.

Person 2: “ Thank you.”

Person 3: “ Murder.”

Person 2: [gasp] “Judas, no.”

[shutupandtakemymonies]

The Retromini (Retro mini) is a handheld console which can play GB, GBC, GBA and NES Games. At only 103. grams with the battery, it is lightweight and extremely portable. Bundling 36 Games into one convenient player that fits in your pocket, with the potential to hold hundreds more games with its MicroSD slot. It is an ideal choice for entertainment on-the-go. You can find the Retro Mini HERE!

1. Retromini (United States)

2. Retromini + 8gb TF Card (International)

[sleeping-with-reality]

I GOT THIS AND IT IS SO FUCKING COOL

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Guess what i got for christmas 😩🙌😭💯🎄

[evie-strode2114-deactivated2024]

@ebristol88 WE NEED ONE OR TWO.

[cesaray]

Kedi (2016) 

[nyagga]

pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods

[allegations-moved]

[disneylover22-blog]

[little-wumpa]

Me watching ratatouille and of course toy story 👶💙

[deejay]

When the nudes so fire the whole crew gets to see

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

the full video is even better

[hypnotic-flow]

killed dis shit

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[leggomyriego]

[traveler-in-the-world]

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

what if i told you that it isn’t a woman’s responsibility to keep a man from cheating on her?

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[neverthere12345]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

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OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[coral]

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

[miridai]

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[grandchild-deactivated20180219]

*being buried alive*

murderer, out of breath: how are you eating the dirt so quickly