Violence Acquired

Independent RP blog for Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat.

[memestockpile]

my muse has fallen asleep somewhere that isn’t their bed. what does your muse do?

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“What, no, I wasn’t using the blender again. What are you talking about?”

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Send my muse creepy messages on anon! Scare the shit out of them!

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❛  you inspire me to be nothing like you.  ❜

"I'm flattered. Glad to hear I inspire something in you."

[amourmemes]

❥    feeling   things   ,   a   sentence   meme   .

what are they called again ? emotions ? ugh .   ( taken off of pinterest )

❛  you were dead.  yet, here you are.  ❜ ❛  speak your mind even if your voice shakes.  ❜ ❛  you inspire me to be nothing like you.  ❜ ❛  every day i wake up more tired than i’ve ever been.  how long will i stay like this?  ❜ ❛  fuck you’re cute.  ❜ ❛  don’t get attached.  ❜ ❛  i am fire.  i am hatred.  i am consuming.  ❜ ❛  there is a certain amount of truth behind everything that people do.  everything they do tell you a little something about them.   ❜ ❛  i wanna fucking date you, stupid.  ❜ ❛  which is it?  are you in love with a person or an idea?  ❜ ❛  you will get better.  maybe not today, but someday.  ❜ ❛  there’s a reason i never told you all of this.  ❜ ❛  let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re afraid to say sober.  ❜ ❛  i wanna see what happens when i don’t give up.  ❜ ❛  yeah you’re cute but are you good for my mental health??  ❜ ❛  … and then i just snapped.  ❜ ❛  i still repeat the things you said to me in my head.  ❜ ❛  your hands are scarred from murder, and yet i trust them completely.  ❜ ❛  shit.  i think i have feelings.  ❜ ❛  i believe in annoyed at first sight.  ❜ ❛  what did it mean to you?  any of it?  ❜ ❛  can someone please be proud of me?  like fuck, i’m trying.  ❜ ❛  i sometimes wonder if things only get better so that they can get worse again.  ❜ ❛  hey, sometimes you gotta kill a guy.  ❜ ❛  i broke my rules for you.  ❜

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Incident 001A is canon to this blog, and Hank managed to take that giant blender home.

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((OOC, from The mun from @/an-overfilled-glass)) I know Jack Shit about Madness Combat but the line "the J stands for Motherfucker" from your muse page made me laugh so hard that I just. I need to follow back out of pure curiosity now. Cheers man

((Glad I made ya laugh. Krinkels had a lot of amusing answers to questions about Madness Combat lore that are actually canon, which should tell you how seriously the series should be taken. I do recommend watching it though. It's great.))

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Hank be like “Where did you get that? All I got was a bit bigger and lighting punches.”

[soleannaventure]

“… By freezing a bunch of people and equipping a ring which my friend got from a guy living in a dumpster.”

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“...holy shit. You just need to train your reflexes and learn how to handle a gun and you’ll do just fine in Nevada.”

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Hank be like “Where did you get that? All I got was a bit bigger and lighting punches.”

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                                ❛ - ‘ey y’erself ,  purgatory pussyfoot .  whatcha doin’ outta westbound traffic ?  thought y’were headed deeper in’na ‘vada . - ❜   grip tenses atop bar counter ,  brows furrowed ,  the wimbleton bunker’s landlord griting teeth upon seeing the tenant back so soon .  ( she barely had enough time between now  &&.  his last visit to fix up the last light fixture he shot out in a fit . )

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[ELI]

             scowling ,  angered visage follows hank as he trumpets back into her staff room ,  the rummaging of their storage enough to earn an adamant lean upon esteemed elbow that bullies wooden counter .  it’s when he surmises she’s even interested in whatever’s caught him off his horse that eli snips ;   ❛ - keep y'er shitty presents b'tween each other . i don’ wanna know . - ❜

                               ❛ - jus’ don’t lead any strays home this time ,  th’ bar can’t afford another raid . - ❜

“Make sure I actually kill everyone this time. Got it.” Hank replied as he takes his leave, the package now in his hands.

[honest2godd]

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. (Please specify how many muses//which muses for multimuse blogs!!)

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                                ❛ - ‘ey y’erself ,  purgatory pussyfoot .  whatcha doin’ outta westbound traffic ?  thought y’were headed deeper in’na ‘vada . - ❜   grip tenses atop bar counter ,  brows furrowed ,  the wimbleton bunker’s landlord griting teeth upon seeing the tenant back so soon .  ( she barely had enough time between now  &&.  his last visit to fix up the last light fixture he shot out in a fit . )

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[ ELI ]

                               ❛ - what ,  what’s so ‘mportant y'uh had t’ come crawlin’ back in'na my house ? - ❜   if he needed something for a mission ,  then obviously this item was either of  INCREDULOUS  value or needed an explanation .  knuckles whiten as eli leans forward ,  eyeing down wimbleton as he shuffles towards the back of her bar ,  towards the backroom which housed a trapdoor to the under foundation bunker they rented for his motley crew .

“Something Sanford made and handed to me.” Hank quickly replied as he heads into the bunker through the aforementioned backdoor. After the sound of things being shuffled around, and a few things thumping and clanging against the floor, Hank comes back out carrying a package wrapped in brown paper.

“Don’t feel like sneaking in. Use your imagination.”

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@violencerequiredviolenceacquired :  ‘ey

                                ❛ - ‘ey y’erself ,  purgatory pussyfoot .  whatcha doin’ outta westbound traffic ?  thought y’were headed deeper in’na ‘vada . - ❜   grip tenses atop bar counter ,  brows furrowed ,  the wimbleton bunker’s landlord griting teeth upon seeing the tenant back so soon .  (she barely had enough time between now  &&.  his last visit to fix up the last light fixture he shot out in a fit . )

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“Realized I forgot somethin’“ Hank replied. “Kinda need it for the job.”

Hank lets out a small chuckle. “Settle down, I’ll be back out of your hair as soon as I get it.”

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VIOLENCE REQUIRED                   VIOLENCE ACQUIRED

Hank J. Wimbleton

Independent, OC Friendly, Crossover Friendly

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bar·keep·er  ( n. )   a person who owns or serves drinks in a bar.