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@violencerequiredviolenceacquired
my muse has fallen asleep somewhere that isn’t their bed. what does your muse do?
“What, no, I wasn’t using the blender again. What are you talking about?”
Send my muse creepy messages on anon! Scare the shit out of them!
❛ you inspire me to be nothing like you. ❜
"I'm flattered. Glad to hear I inspire something in you."
❥ feeling things , a sentence meme .
what are they called again ? emotions ? ugh . ( taken off of pinterest )
❛ you were dead. yet, here you are. ❜ ❛ speak your mind even if your voice shakes. ❜ ❛ you inspire me to be nothing like you. ❜ ❛ every day i wake up more tired than i’ve ever been. how long will i stay like this? ❜ ❛ fuck you’re cute. ❜ ❛ don’t get attached. ❜ ❛ i am fire. i am hatred. i am consuming. ❜ ❛ there is a certain amount of truth behind everything that people do. everything they do tell you a little something about them. ❜ ❛ i wanna fucking date you, stupid. ❜ ❛ which is it? are you in love with a person or an idea? ❜ ❛ you will get better. maybe not today, but someday. ❜ ❛ there’s a reason i never told you all of this. ❜ ❛ let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re afraid to say sober. ❜ ❛ i wanna see what happens when i don’t give up. ❜ ❛ yeah you’re cute but are you good for my mental health?? ❜ ❛ … and then i just snapped. ❜ ❛ i still repeat the things you said to me in my head. ❜ ❛ your hands are scarred from murder, and yet i trust them completely. ❜ ❛ shit. i think i have feelings. ❜ ❛ i believe in annoyed at first sight. ❜ ❛ what did it mean to you? any of it? ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ i sometimes wonder if things only get better so that they can get worse again. ❜ ❛ hey, sometimes you gotta kill a guy. ❜ ❛ i broke my rules for you. ❜
Incident 001A is canon to this blog, and Hank managed to take that giant blender home.
((OOC, from The mun from @/an-overfilled-glass)) I know Jack Shit about Madness Combat but the line "the J stands for Motherfucker" from your muse page made me laugh so hard that I just. I need to follow back out of pure curiosity now. Cheers man
((Glad I made ya laugh. Krinkels had a lot of amusing answers to questions about Madness Combat lore that are actually canon, which should tell you how seriously the series should be taken. I do recommend watching it though. It's great.))
Hank be like “Where did you get that? All I got was a bit bigger and lighting punches.”
“… By freezing a bunch of people and equipping a ring which my friend got from a guy living in a dumpster.”
“...holy shit. You just need to train your reflexes and learn how to handle a gun and you’ll do just fine in Nevada.”
Hank be like “Where did you get that? All I got was a bit bigger and lighting punches.”
@violencerequiredviolenceacquired : 'ey
❛ - ‘ey y’erself , purgatory pussyfoot . whatcha doin’ outta westbound traffic ? thought y’were headed deeper in’na ‘vada . - ❜ grip tenses atop bar counter , brows furrowed , the wimbleton bunker’s landlord griting teeth upon seeing the tenant back so soon . ( she barely had enough time between now &&. his last visit to fix up the last light fixture he shot out in a fit . )
[ELI]
scowling , angered visage follows hank as he trumpets back into her staff room , the rummaging of their storage enough to earn an adamant lean upon esteemed elbow that bullies wooden counter . it’s when he surmises she’s even interested in whatever’s caught him off his horse that eli snips ; ❛ - keep y'er shitty presents b'tween each other . i don’ wanna know . - ❜
❛ - jus’ don’t lead any strays home this time , th’ bar can’t afford another raid . - ❜
“Make sure I actually kill everyone this time. Got it.” Hank replied as he takes his leave, the package now in his hands.
Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. (Please specify how many muses//which muses for multimuse blogs!!)
@violencerequiredviolenceacquired : 'ey
❛ - ‘ey y’erself , purgatory pussyfoot . whatcha doin’ outta westbound traffic ? thought y’were headed deeper in’na ‘vada . - ❜ grip tenses atop bar counter , brows furrowed , the wimbleton bunker’s landlord griting teeth upon seeing the tenant back so soon . ( she barely had enough time between now &&. his last visit to fix up the last light fixture he shot out in a fit . )
[ ELI ]
❛ - what , what’s so ‘mportant y'uh had t’ come crawlin’ back in'na my house ? - ❜ if he needed something for a mission , then obviously this item was either of INCREDULOUS value or needed an explanation . knuckles whiten as eli leans forward , eyeing down wimbleton as he shuffles towards the back of her bar , towards the backroom which housed a trapdoor to the under foundation bunker they rented for his motley crew .
“Something Sanford made and handed to me.” Hank quickly replied as he heads into the bunker through the aforementioned backdoor. After the sound of things being shuffled around, and a few things thumping and clanging against the floor, Hank comes back out carrying a package wrapped in brown paper.
“Don’t feel like sneaking in. Use your imagination.”
@violencerequiredviolenceacquired : ‘ey
❛ - ‘ey y’erself , purgatory pussyfoot . whatcha doin’ outta westbound traffic ? thought y’were headed deeper in’na ‘vada . - ❜ grip tenses atop bar counter , brows furrowed , the wimbleton bunker’s landlord griting teeth upon seeing the tenant back so soon . (she barely had enough time between now &&. his last visit to fix up the last light fixture he shot out in a fit . )
“Realized I forgot somethin’“ Hank replied. “Kinda need it for the job.”
Hank lets out a small chuckle. “Settle down, I’ll be back out of your hair as soon as I get it.”
VIOLENCE REQUIRED VIOLENCE ACQUIRED
Hank J. Wimbleton
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bar·keep·er ( n. ) a person who owns or serves drinks in a bar.