GaleWasNeverAnOption

I may not know love but I know snacks- RM

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In court

Wednesday: I plead guilty

Wednesday: sentence me to death please

Judge: this is a parking ticket

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dispatch: following bts

hq: any news

disptch: *watches millionaires have a beatdown over a free buy one get on free coupon to panda express that will get them one singular grain of uncooked rice*

dispatch: well

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Jungkook: I'm choking to death

Yoongi: and I'm in the middle of a sentence god who raised you

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Enid: *sneezes*

Wednesday: Oh bless you precious cinnamon roll ilysm don't be sick be gay and happy and wolfy

Tyler: *sneezes*

Wednesday: get this diseased maniac away from me

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Bianca: did you remember your line for the play Enid:yes Enid: sorry daddy i've been bad Wednesday:chokes Bianca: she means forgive me father for i have sinned Yoko: ah good Yoko: had me worried there Yoko: though you were straight Yoko: lol

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Bianca: place cute things in this box please Wednesday: enid? Bianca: no not people only thi- Wednesday: i'm gonna put enid in there Bianca: don't put your girlfriend in the- Enid: hey why am in this box Enid: issa nice box but why Enid: not complaining just asking

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Yoko: if it excites and scares you at the same time? just go for it do it live your dreams

Bianca: alright

Bianca: i'll do it

Bianca: i finally will

Bianca: i'm going to slap Wednesday

Yoko: NO-

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Wednesday: tell me three things you like about me Enid: pulls out 200 slide presentation, 750 pages of notes and a thesis Tyler: tell me three things you like about me too! Enid: bold of you to assume i do

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Enid: Wednesday did you kill this person

Wednesday: no they died of natural causes

Enid: they bled out because you stabbed them with a knife

Wednesday: well if you stab someone of course they bleed out its natural

Wednesday: unnatural if they'd survived honestly

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killer: i see you

Jin:

killer:

Jin:

killer:

Jin: do i look good

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bangchan: *falls*

seuungmin: QUICK A SENIOR CITIZEN HAS FALLEN THIS IS ONE OF THE ELDERLY GET AN AMBULANCE CHECK HIS MEDICAL BRACELET CALL LIFE ALERT

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Wednesday: is something burning?

Enid: just my desire for you

Wednesday: Enid our house is on fire

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Enid: everyone thinks they know me. But I have a wild side. One time in class I didn't take any notes.

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Wednesday: do not come over to my house. If it's on fire, crumbling or in a general state of disintegration, you may knock once. If I do not respond assume that it was caused by me and I wish to die in peace.

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Hi would anybody like to talk about BTS or txt stuff?

I'm bored

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Enid: if me and Tyler were drowning who would you save?

Wednesday: you idiots can't swim?

Enid: it's hypothetical! Who would you save?

Wednesday: my time and effort

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