friend of mine telling me he needs a spa day with a deep massage and I'm like haha yeah, me too, except my spa day with a deep massage is a playfully cruel lover stripping me of my humanity and teasing me about how clumsy my paws are and how sharp my fangs are and how soft my fur is and how intimidating my horns are and how the last remnants of my humanity linger in my panicked eyes yet all I can do is growl and rumble and whine



















