the perfect mess you're in

Vanessa ♡ 28 ♡ Germany random/multi-fandom (thatbeatinheart on Twitter)

[phantomkabocha]

Wakaba Higuchi at Lombardia Trophy 2022

https://phantomkabocha.com/FigureSkating/Lombardia2022/WakabaHiguchi/index.htm

[wulfhalls]

what do you believe in? myself. and you

[sheryl-lee]

You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty.

MULAN (1998) dir. Tony Bancroft and Barry Cook

[teamjacobthot]

[teamjacobthot]

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003

smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight

twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon

e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe

master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)

the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular

fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role

the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off

dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down

people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees

ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

[rightdowntherabbithole]

no because i think we're forgetting some important history

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[marctanphoto]

[contagiousrhythminmybrain]

Maria Kazakova & Georgy Reviya, free dance || 2020 European Championships

[ominouscorvid]

do you ever get this sudden urge to learn?? not study for the test you have tomorrow, not memorize flashcards, but go out in the world and absorb all the information there is in it. I sometimes get this deep sense of doom because I know I will never be able to learn everything there is to know and I just want to feel my thirst for knowledge sated for once but school gets in the way with all sorts of useless information and I want to cry out of sheer frustration do you see my problem here?

[isthespringcoming]

meme queen strikes again

[starwarsblr]

That’s how we won.

Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[greelin]

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

[alexcabotgf]

Emilia Clarke as Katarina LAST CHRISTMAS 2019 | dir. Paul Feig

[vivienvalentino]

LORDE — Yellow Flicker Beat

[spunkh]

[angel-e-v-a]

Geralt of Rivia | 01X04 ➤ Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[minavampyra]

Corpse Bride (2005) dir. Tim Burton