i'm fucking unforgettable

Michelle, 20.

[ging-gum]

[shesnake]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[mariacallous]

[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[theocseason4]

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

[stephisanerd]

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[long-ago-1234567890]

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

[cheese24k]

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

[robinbenway]

I don’t even know where to begin with this!

[girlinlondon]

[drawsshits-inactive]

[johnflopboyega]

[i124you]

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[dragongirlpaws]

this image barely survived the shift between dimensions

[breatheifimcute]

i highkey got inspired by the 🆒 vogue videos from the met gala, so i mashed them all up and made them into an even cooler video. FMOIG: soyfetch

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[mostrandomfaves]

me: i’ve been awake for 36 hours please let me sleep

my brain: mr sandman, man me a sand. make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[pucikat-deactivated20190223]

me: *trying to take a nap with slightly open window to get some cool fresh air*

bird outside window: I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!!!