i first realised elves were just like humans when i saw one eat shit down a staircase
you promised me you wouldn't tell anyone about that
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i first realised elves were just like humans when i saw one eat shit down a staircase
you promised me you wouldn't tell anyone about that
I don't want anyone removing the erotic undertones of my art despite it remaining body positive and trans/queer positive
yeah I do get people shitting themselves over my depictions of trans guys that represents myself but it's also because of my arts sexual undertones. although subtle or overt, it doesn't make my art less bad or more worthy over hardcore fetish and porn artist and quite frankly I'm getting irritated with the sex negativity in these so called progressive art spaces.
I'm getting to a point where I think a significant chunk of that sex negativity is just some kinda bigotry wearing a progressive face. 'Cause this shit only ever seems to be a problem if the character is fat, trans, or nonwhite. It's a type of socially conservative attitude that feels vaguely familiar. It feels a lot like the bigotries of the internet I knew twenty years ago. The language has changed but the targets haven't.
Whoch way do you take estrogen?
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Not on estrogen
Hello. While you’re there, I want to talk to you about Nader. He is a young man that has been suffering from Israel’s genocide for a long time. There, food and water are hard to come by, and danger everywhere.
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This is a difficult question, and if you don't feel up to it, I 100% understand. Delete it and no hard feelings.
I am someone who internally is...some kind of transfem. I don't know what that might eventually look like, and I'm not likely to find out anytime soon due to the political climate and my own personal hurdles; as it stands, I absolutely 'pass' as a cis man. Usually it's....okayish.
However, I am going to an event- a concert- by a very prominent transfem artist, and I have every reason to believe the crowd will be skewed that way. I don't mind that the clerk at the family dollar thinks I'm a man, but I think if my sisters at this show see me as a pick-me 'ally', or worse, just a chaser or any kind of 'one of those', it will break my heart.
I don't have much of a wardrobe, I'm not on HRT, but I just want to be known. I know you aren't the ambassador to the transfems, but you ARE beautiful and fashionable and wonderfully styled.
I would appreciate any advice you can give on how to signal to others how I want to be perceived, and how to avoid misunderstandings- not so much from any jackass, which I know is unavoidable, but from other women.
I will reiterate that I completely understand I'm asking a lot, and I'm absolutely okay with you not wanting to address it.
hey if you’re in the US, even given the climate, it is STILL WORTH IT to transition. Even if you just DIY hormones and stay in the closet. Even if you just present online as fem. Even if you just dress slutty on the weekends at bars. Start the estrogen queen, I guarantee it’ll make your brain feel better even if it’s just a low dose to do femboy shit or w/ever
Okay that aside, how to dress clocky as someone still kinda masc….my first thought is a collar and a croptop? Maybe do some basic makeup (eyeliner isnt that hard once you get the hang of it and is super cheap). tbh it’s basic as hell but you could just get like a trans flag tshirt/croptop and wear that. body glitter? Tbh this kinda depends on if the prominent trans artist is like, Ethel Cain or Kim Petras, bc for the former (which is my guess?) I vaguely assume ppl dress more gothy….? Idk if that’s accurate
anyways yeah if you put me back into my pre HRT era but with the confidence I have now, I’d probably do slutty croptop+eyeliner (someday I’ll post that simple tutorial for how to do a wing here) and some kind of thotty little pair of shorts. Bonus points for just throwing a trans flag in the ensemble somewhere too tbh
Hey, hey! Friendly reminder to make sure your supposedly “fearless” character gets their darkest fear revealed in the worst way possible so they break down into a vulnerable shaking mess in front of all the people they care about
it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life
somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me
Like one time I was working at the bar years before weed was legal. The owner hated pot and pot smokers. And this regular was standing in front of the front door smoking his little glass pipe
“Hey man, go around the corner”
“Naw it’s cool”
“It’s really not. (The owner) will ban you if he sees you doing this in front of his bar like an idiot”
“He won’t see me”
“Yeah but I see you. And I’m asking you to go around the corner so you’re not right in front of the fucking bar”
“It’s just weed. Are you scared of weed?”
“Listen you stupid hippie I use drugs that would blow your burnout mind. I don’t give a shit about weed. But do not fucking involve me, do not involve the bar. Just take seven steps to the corner and smoke your heart out”
“Naw man it’s cool”
Then the owner came outside and blew his fucking stack and the guy was barred for life. And then the owner got mad at me for not running to him and telling him hippie Dave was burning it down in front of the bar. I’m just begging you to not involve me in your poorly thought-out crimes in a way that will get us both in serious trouble. I am begging you
Bringing this back in a general way to remind people who might be considering breaking rules that maybe not telling strangers you are about to break some rules might be wise. Because you do not know where that information is going to end up
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the thing about shipping yourself w fictional characters is the beauty of them being fictional; it doesn’t matter if they would “realistically” like you or not. they’re fictional. if you decide they’d like you then they would. you have the power
cant take this "date everything" videogame people are talking about seriously because the so called objects youre dating just turn into conventionally attractive people. whats the damn point. fake ass objectum game
"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box
nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.
you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.
electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.
you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.
and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.
the funny thing about socializing cats at the animal shelter is that it can sometimes be quite difficult to tell the difference between a cat who's very scared, but unwilling to move or hiss, and will strike or bite if you touch them, and a cat who's a little scared and unwilling to move, but doesn't mind being touched. which means that sometimes I go through the whole process of acclimating a cat to my hand being in their kennel, getting them used to my hand as a moving object, slowly making my way closer and closer to them, testing which angles of approach bother them the least, and eventually making contact, only for the cat to look at me like "thanks for finally petting me. are you stupid or something?"
I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it
For $100 can put every single one of the games I have on steam on a card that fits on my fingertip, and then drop it on my carpet and never see it ever again, what a time to be alive.
I wish I could send this to my dad. I told me that he remembers when 256KB floppy disks came out and he thought, "sure why would anyone need that much storage space"
when 1TB microsd cards first came out, I saw an article about them with the headline "at long last, it is now possible to accidentally swallow all the data collected by the Apollo Program"
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trying to do more quick stuff this year 😖💓 thank u for your attack !!
I don't know who needs to see this, but...
I call this "A Distinguished Gentleman in 4 Stages"