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Brien, 27, Mostly Dead

[smeasel]

[mtgconspiracytheories]

Why do you always reblog this?

[smeasel]

For Your Clarity. You’re Welcome.

[opossummypossum]

Please remember

Opossums are not rodents! They’re not even closely related to them. They are marsupials. 

[abstractobject]

Wrong! They are baby

[hexblooded]

[queerpyratess]

i went on photography adventures today and

as it should be

[jewishtransdyke]

Be Gay Do Crimes

[dope-a-mania-deactivated2020110]

[sajwho-art]

I…I must have dreamt it. The train, the woman in the deer mask, the men with crates or…or…hallucinated? <…> [Ahem] The 12:37 train to parts unknown from parts unknown is gone, and like most everything else in our memories, it likely was never there to begin with, but…Huntokar.

Huntokar is real. Right?

—  Episode 91, ‘12:37‘, Welcome To Night Vale

[wildxwildxwest-deactivated20190]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”

[trickortreat-13-blog]

Lady’s and Gentlemen, our King, Arthur Morgan 👑

[van-damn-linde]

Also,

Our Lord And Savior

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[welovegamingz]

Most Emotional Scene in Video Game History

[bookofsecretstotell]

“WHAT IN TARNATION“

[bookofsecretstotell]

A mayan-like demoness design 

[arthurduffy]

Dutch: I had a plan.. I still have a plan!

John: What plan? What goddamn plan, Dutch?!

Dutch:

[heatherwitch]

Drunk Witchery

Anything and everything that involves witchcraft and alcohol. Please drink legally and responsibly! And please tag this appropriately for those who avoid alcohol.

Here is a post of non-alcoholic drink magic! [X]

Correspondences of…

Wine types in witchcraft

White wine

Red wine

Rosé Wine

Champagne

Fireball

Whiskey

Beer brands and witchcraft

Booze correspondence table

Making…

Blackberry gin

Hibiscus gin

Booze witchcraft (making gin)

Galentine’s Day Cocktail Potion

Persephone punch

Tonic wine recipes

Mulled wine

Mead + Mead (for $12)

Elderberry Mead

Yule buttered rum

Buttered rum

Hot toddy

Moon vodka

Infuse your booze

Using in witchcraft…

Vodka luck spell

Lucky night shots

Spell to have a lit time

Simple spell for warmer weather

Hot toddy (for good health and cheer!)

Love spell cocktail

Simple love potion

Use of alcohol in a ritual

Get that bartending job spell

*Multiple links were pulled from this post*

[pandroid613]

@localxsavior @virellius @actualdragonqueen

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[arthurmorganismycowdad]

Arthur ‘I’m a sad angry cowboy’ Morgan

[lovely-outlaws]

a sPY?

[jsjsjsjjsz-deactivated20190817]

jEsUs

[lemxyne]

Your tiger is a wild cat??

[sumrura]

sWEET Mother of,,,,,,

[ppitte]

I was rewatching parks and rec, this particular joke was too spot on not to take advantage of.