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[veeranger]

i feel like twitter is the only social media experience that is objectively worse on desktop compared to the app

[veeranger]

i love modern internet

[thriftedrose]

Look how pretty! Ahh

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

Credit: NASA

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Yeah but give the guy a parachute if he falls lol there’s mountains right there

[maybe-thelast-time-deactivated2]

[everythingfox]

Family of foxes

[philsbigduck-deactivated2021120]

another one

let me psychoanalyze you through which photo you chose in each question & ill tell you what you need right now

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[luxflora]

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

[medievalthymes]

[catchymemes]

[vulphi]

[task-mismanager]

[catchymemes]

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[recommend]

People Reveal Their Worst Date Stories of All Time (x)

[temple-of-juno]

I went on a tinder date once with a guy who decided that the best first date topic of conversation was him telling me about the literal hundreds of women he’s slept with in graphic detail. When I said I wasn’t interested in a 2nd date he lamented that he “couldn’t add me to the list”

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[paxamericana]

[f1rstperson]

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

[princekarkat]

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

[ralfmaximus]

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

[zooophagous]

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

[chananderlandersalamander]

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

[caainhurst]

my favorite transcriptions of his yodel

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babealore]

Rich people truly live in a different dimension

[ruinedchildhood]