oui oui

bill clinton plays a mean sax

[istanbul1997-deactivated2016031]

she said time is an abstract concept i said bitch where, she said underneath the illusion of existence i said bitch..none of this is real

[theweirdwideweb]

[minotauri]

in this house we do not speak the F word

[minotauri]

freud

[minotauri]

my people

[gaycop]

if i’m not gay then macklemore died in that thrift store for nothing

[virginiankiss]

so jon told me a story about the first time clipping. (or maybe it was just him) came to detroit to perform and this guy said “i think you’d be great for this project” and jon was like oh cool what’s the project?? “we drive around detroit and pay homeless people to masturbate in the back of our van on camera”

i swear to fuck i have never seen a more hilarious expression than the one jon made after telling us that

“also there were just piles of meat? on the street? everywhere?? it was a bad first experience”

[virginiankiss]

yeah so anyway i met daveed diggs and his back is v firm like what a finely sculpted god

[virginiankiss]

ignore the shit quality but holy fuck

[virginiankiss]

peter park, your friendly neighbor spider

[vanessacarlysle]

Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!

[arbyswitch-deactivated20160710]

im gonna get fucked UP and do some DRUGS *takes my antidepressant as directed by my doctor*

[inahiddenplace]

ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?

[inahiddenplace]

all u ppl out there who have experienced this i just wanna say every laugh and every smile is beautiful HAPPINESS is beautiful and ur expression of it is beautiful and u should not feel bad about showing ur joy, ever… anyone who tells u otherwise is the Worst

[virginiankiss]

Hamilton: FUCK the government

Washington: *deep sigh* we ARE the government, Alexander.

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[the-bluespirit]

How proud are you of your son?

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[oliiveostrovsky]

william finn musicals got those iconic song titles…. don’t talk to me if ur songs aren’t called “my unfortunate erection” or “four jews in a room bitching”

[accidentallyfabulou2s]

why deal with negativity when you can drown in glorious 80s pop music