[virhe]

*foot slenderman voice* collect my 10 toes from this dark forest

[rigatonidanza]

Describing Frankenstein as "that guy with the fuckin bolts in his neck" and pointing to the sides of my neck

[virhe]

tyre on my bike burst, and it's on the same day that presumably people died but also people have been born. it's really hard to say anything definitive ABT it

[kristina100000]

shooing pigeons away with my mind so crows get all the bread crumbs

[jbt7493]

(At a bar talking to a beautiful woman) Yeah so in skeleton world the bones are their body but they are also their money

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[virhe]

feeling likea upside down mobster doing my rounds collecting on mutuals posts

[virhe]

[bippus]

Do you fw fat morons or nah

All my followers are permitted some amount of grace

[doggirlpitjob]

the lsd that slightly changes your pronounse

[catgirltitties]

if i had the power to change the world id make loitering legal and then impose a penalty for not loitering enough

[catgirltitties]

day 2 im designating PTAs in white suburbs as a terrorist organization

[saltoncity]

come try the world’s first “edible music”!

[sadomiasochasm]

And when we're done it's gonna smell like dentist in here. It's gonna smell like the dentist

[zerotian]

eating the lentil curry of pain and despair

[rigatonidanza]

I could never let diabetes define me. Because I don't have diabetes

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[virhe]

mickey mouse's house of racial hatred

[virhe]

i gamble my life savings in skeevy koi-koi dens on the daily