[virhe]

*foot slenderman voice* collect my 10 toes from this dark forest

[haikar]

oohhh i feel good, i feel good

[saltoncity]

we need an open wound emoji

[virhe]

this will fix me

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[rigatonidanza]

Describing Frankenstein as "that guy with the fuckin bolts in his neck" and pointing to the sides of my neck

[virhe]

tyre on my bike burst, and it's on the same day that presumably people died but also people have been born. it's really hard to say anything definitive ABT it

[kristina100000]

shooing pigeons away with my mind so crows get all the bread crumbs

[jbt7493]

(At a bar talking to a beautiful woman) Yeah so in skeleton world the bones are their body but they are also their money

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[virhe]

feeling likea upside down mobster doing my rounds collecting on mutuals posts

[virhe]

[bippus]

Do you fw fat morons or nah

All my followers are permitted some amount of grace

[doggirlpitjob]

the lsd that slightly changes your pronounse

[catgirltitties]

if i had the power to change the world id make loitering legal and then impose a penalty for not loitering enough

[catgirltitties]

day 2 im designating PTAs in white suburbs as a terrorist organization

[saltoncity]

come try the world’s first “edible music”!

[qnnna]

And when we're done it's gonna smell like dentist in here. It's gonna smell like the dentist