Um hi so I'm attracted to this man and I want him to marry me thank you goodbye
HANTENGU HAS A TWIN?
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Um hi so I'm attracted to this man and I want him to marry me thank you goodbye
HANTENGU HAS A TWIN?
Ah yes a post from my old blog. I'm back, btw.
Jesus would have saved Hantengu's soul, just saying: an essay.
(TW ⚠️ if you are annoyed by mentions of 🔥🕊️✝️🙏Jesus Christ of Nazareth Who Died For Our Sins🙏✝️🕊️🔥 then keep scrolling, don't go out of your way to say anything rude or gross. Please and thank you!) 🌸
Rock Your Disney Side, 2014.
Prodigal Daughter
I've been blessed in ways I don't deserve. Part of me used to think it was because a big punishment was awaiting me, that I was blessed on earth because that was as close to heaven as I'd ever get. But then I realized...I am blessed because it's God's way of showing me He's there, always waiting for my return. Like a breadcrumb trail leading me back home. I am the prodigal child. All of us are. And He waits for our return. God bless.
Wasn't feeling well today so I brought Bunnelope (pronounced like Penelope) out with me on errands and to dinner 🩷 Big coat because it was in the negatives today!
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Did I ever share this one here. I think it’s important y’all see it
cute thought: Y/N doesn't meet the turtles first, she actually meets Master Splinter.
Something happens.
The lair is attacked and, in the midst of the fight, Splinter is taken. Badly hurt, he still manages to escape his captors and wanders the city, calling out for his sons in his delirium before collapsing.
Which is how you found him.
Walking home one night, you heard something above the music in your earbuds...a weak, frightened voice of an old man, calling out for "his sons." Something crashes in an alleyway and you follow the sound.
Admittedly, seeing a giant rat was shocking.
But this is NYC and giant rats aren't too shocking, are they? Just another day in the city, TBH. And he's so scared and so hurt, mumbling names softly...and you can't turn your back on him. Luckily, you don't live too far and you're able to help him into your apartment.
There's no calling the cops or an ambulance, obviously, but luckily you have enough first aid knowledge to help him. It takes a few days of taking care of him until the rat wakes up completely, confused and worried as he tries to get up.
"Don't," you tell him softly as you come into the room. "Don't move too quickly, you'll hurt yourself."
"Where am I? Who...who are you?"
"I'm Y/N."
And that's how you before Splinter, as learn his name, taking care of him a little longer. He likes tea and soap operas and reminds you of your grandfather with his wisdom and wry sense of humor. It isn't long until he's gathered himself enough to figure out a way to contact his sons, the one's he told you about.
Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael.
They're exactly as he described them, Splinter smiling as soon as he heard movement on the rooftop, four absolutely giant turtles clambering in through the balcony window.
"Father!"
They're all around him at once, worried and trying not to cry (but definitely crying a little), Splinter comforting his boys and crying a little bit too.
And that was how you got tangled up in thier lives, befriending the father before befriending the sons.
◇ Little Things ◇
◇ You and Splinter like a lot of the same shows. Sometimes you watch together (particularly if it's a season finale or holiday special or something) but typically, you watch separately at your homes and then talk about it on the phone.
"I can't believe she tried to seduce Raul!"
"I can," Splinter scoffs.
◇ You have tea time together as well, and talk about everything going on in your lives. Even though you think your life is boring compared to his, Splinter disagrees. He's very interested in the typical life of a human, it seems so different from his.
◇ He will insist on you learning at least some basic self defense, especially in this city.
◇ When he realizes that one of his sons has developed feelings for you, Splinter is rooting for ot to happen so you can be his daughter-in-law.
◇ When it does happen, the other turtles like to joke that you're his favorite child sometimes.
TMNT 2003 | Things Change
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A Kill Bill/Ninja Turtles mashup fanfic where Splinter goes into a coma and wakes up to find each of the turtles are gone. He goes down a list of everyone in the Foot Clan who had a part in his attempted murder and kidnapping of the turtles, finalizing with Shredder. He gets the turtles back.
we did some coloring at the park today!! 🌱🌳🖍️