Ham Stroker's Ejacula

Emaciated wolf skin

[certifiedeviandrinker]

what if data was chatgpt and therefore stupid

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[dogpuppy]

[meg00se]

lets frolic as paleolithic horses together

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I would be so good at alchemical fraud, Id be pouring bottles into each other watching that shit sizzle making a kings ransom and Im out the window before they realize the panacea I gave them is straight mercury vapors and dog ashes

[violentoffender]

[fagsex]

One decade since the massacre at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando.

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[antiqueanimals]

"Freak Antlers of Whitetail"

Lives of Game Animals, Volume 3. 1927. Written and illustrated by Ernest Thompson Seton.

Internet Archive

[sodapop--stims]

Rainbow Pottery 🌈🏺

Please credit if you use my gifs!

[dogpuppy]