Renata @visenyavires - Tumblr Blog

After growing up during the I Can Haz Cheeseburger era, I'm glad that we as a society have progressed to the point of understanding that cats' internal narration should be extremely dignified and comically formal for a creature so dumb. They really are like

Sir, I fail to see which part of this situation you could possibly find amusing. Can you not see that I am stuck, trapped onto this couch by my own claw, and shall consequently die?

jennyforeigner

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

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“Evil has never looked so good”

itssjanedoe

s-h-a-s-e

goodfriendo

i wonder what they're gossiping about

jmawork

had to draw them

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helebette

Swan Queen and anger management.

Also Swan Queen and appropriate uses for spoons.

Also Swan Queen and cute shrugging.

Also Swan Queen and BDSM.

writers-dilemma

Also Swan Queen and pyromania

lenaluthorlover

They are so deliciously twisted and perf for each other. THIS SHIP IS SO HOT.

choco-bite

You deserve to be pounded hard and loved hard after ✨

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Lady Dimitrescu

unreadable

tlirsgender

Listening to fun cunty pop music in an attempt to feel better doesn't necessarily always work but if nothing else you can realize how fucking funny a situation you're in when you're sitting there with a thousand yard stare while your headphones are like H O T T O G O YOUU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO 💃 and once again absurdism wins

tlirsgender

I'm sitting there looking like a visual representation of needing a cigarette & meanwhile chappell roan is DESPERATELY trying to hype me up. It's like being depressed at a chuck e cheese