Unhelpful Motivational Quotes
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Unhelpful Motivational Quotes
There’s a lot pressure on the quotes to be intelligent and full of wisdom. Let’s release some of it.
Hey, This is great! I don’t always take time to read blogs, but I am so glad I read this one!
Khamma Ghani I’m so happy that you decided to invest some time on my blog. I will be posting something new every week so consider bookmarking the page. Wish you have a blessed and beautiful day! Tata!
Just a bit long. But good work with the sarcasm as always. Nice job with the attached links as well.
Khamma Ghani Thanks for the message. I’m glad you liked the work. I agree that it was a bit too long. I’ll definitely try to keep it short next time. Keep coming back for more content. Tata!
Well.. Thank you for acknowledging my intelligence! And i am intrigued.. i would love to know more about this person and you for a matter of fact.. so if you can conjure up another piece about it i'd love to give it a read! (Only if it doesn't bother you. Needless to say as you wont do it in the first place if it bothers you!)
Khamma Ghani Thanks for writing back. I would love to share more about this person on the blog but I’m afraid, this platform won’t be able to do justice to her. If anything, her adventures deserve to be documented in a best-seller. Ps. Coordinates for that coffee mug can be received through a dm on Instagram. Tata!
Appreciation letter
To, The Intelligent beings of our Nation
20th April 2021
Subject: Appreciation letter to the people who're always ready to take extra measures to keep their families safe.
Dear Wise Person Hope this email finds you in the best of your health. I would like to thank you from the core of my heart for keeping yourself and the people around you safe during this worldwide crisis. When you didn't have the mask, you innovated your way out of it by using your handkerchief or a scarf as a perfect replacement. In fact, you shared the same piece of cloth with your friend whenever it was required. We recently concluded one of the biggest Wedding seasons ever, I'm glad you didn't let those hideous masks hide your perfectly shaped nose. As one fashion enthusiast from a prison cell once said, "If you have got it, you got to show it to the world." Not only were you stylish, but you were also smart, you made sure to keep away from carrying a sanitizer bottle in your pants where it would look rather disgusting bulging out of your watch pocket, or even keeping it in your purse where it would take unnecessary space.
Your work reflects your dedication to the mission of Atmanirbhar Bharat. You made sure to read & follow at least one article floating around on WhatsApp on daily basis. You didn't skip when your YouTube recommended you, "Yeh Desi Dawa karegi, 2 ghante me Corona ka Jad se Khatma!!" You are a Self-made doctor, you made sure to take 2-3 glasses of Methi Soup, Turmeric soup daily along with heavy quantities of Zinc-based food to boost immunity. You procured the drug, "Remdesivir" which is not easily prescribed by a medical professional since it is only given to patients with very specific conditions at a very specific time, but you did it. You have special skills when it comes to getting things over the counter. Not just me but financial experts and like are thrilled to have such a terrific group of people like you working in unison to bring back the economy on track, even if it means hoarding the Neutraceuticals.
The virus came daunting at this particular time, last year. With many restrictions in place, it took away our freedom as an individual. But, you didn't give in to the pressure or the rumors. You came forward and dared to organize your birthday. The virus could control the world, but not you! You decided to invite all your friends in for a pool party and laughed at the stupid virus. You understand that it's not folklore but a fact-based reality that we Indians have better immunity by nature. Now, I'm aware of the false information that Scientists think lower fatality rates have something to do with our relatively young population but we all know what's the truth. Just because they tell us to socially distance ourselves, we can't let someone else take advantage of that fact and jump the line. You never took the risk to give anyone space to cut the queue, anywhere and we salute you for that.
You are an inspiration for the whole country and you have a significant role to play in the future success of the program. Motivated by your efforts and evident through ads running during IPL, Scientists have now been able to invent such fans that kill the virus, the pillows which protect you from the virus, the bedsheets, the lamps, the air conditioners, and whatnot. I don't even know how this virus is surviving in the first place? Anyway, I just wanted to take a moment and thank you for being such a valuable asset to our country. We’ve all learned from your success and will continue to do so!
Furthermore, I am attaching the links to the rumors and the fake news that has been spreading across the internet. So you make sure nobody believes them.
Sincerely, Vishal Meena A Concerned Citizen
Attachments:
1. How to Protect yourself and others from COVID-19? - W.H.O.
2. It is safe to take Vaccine in India. - Hindustan Times
3. Too much turmeric, methi, vitamin D — Doctors fight new emergencies driven by Covid fear - The Print
4. People make a beeline to buy Remdesivir in Hyderabad. - TOI
I noticed how you subtly introduced a few of the neurological terms in the last blog. Have you studied them or simply googled them while writing the blog?
Khamma Ghani!
Thanks for noticing those subtleties. I have never studied subjects of Neurology or Psychology professionally, but they always intrigued me. So, last year when I ran out of Netflix titles to watch during the lockdown, I happen to stumble upon a documentary about the internal workings of our brain, and thus the interest was restored. Read a couple of books, saw a few free lectures online, started listening to some mindful podcasts. Now, I wish to give back the few lessons I learned during that time with the help of this blog, hope you'll like them.
Tata!
Hey Vish! Who is this she in your last post?? I mean she certainly sounds amazing since she travels a lot and likes oreo coffee. I wish i could have a sip of that coffee. 🙈 Apart from jokes, is she the love of your life? Okay, Cringe. Fine. Is she your female companion who you love? Okay, now even i can twist this question and say yes its my mom or sister because you do love them. 😂 Last try! Is she your gf/wife category wala person with whom you wouldn't mind sharing a bed? Only if you could.
Khamma Ghani!
First of all, it feels so nice to have such an intelligent audience. Thank you for choosing to read my blog, you're making wise decisions in your life. Now, coming to your questions, I see that you have already figured out every possible loophole available to me, so I got to come clean with you. I will say though that this is a work of fiction, any resemblance to actual events or a person, living or dead, is purely intentional. So, yes there was someone out there who loved Oreos as much as the person in the blog did. Now whether that person was someone with whom I would share bed then yes! (But, one would need to invent time travel for that). I Hope, this answers your query.
Ps. If you are still craving that coffee, I would love to make one for you. Because changing the world starts with coffee! 😉
Tata!
Do you love somebody or are you open to new experiences?
Open to “Infinite minus One″ possibilities!!
A not so fine Morning.
The Sun is right above the horizon, slowly beginning to rise. People have started arriving in the park. This morning breeze is tempting me to add a layer of wool over my body. I don't understand why people like it? The sun is staring right at you but it still feels chilly. I can see some kids playing beneath the happy tree, while the birds on its branch are looking for prey to drop good luck on them. There's also this group of Elderly people doing that annoying laughing exercise. Don't they know how absurd they look while doing it? No joke could possibly crack them up this hysterically. For how long are you willing to fake it. Won't you get tired? And now there’s one more pair of love birds who have decided to wake up early in the morning to hang out in the park. Do they think they are invisible? Everyone sees you when you two birds jog synchronously. And her mum says, "My daughter is such a fitness freak, she is preparing every morning for next month's City Marathon." Bhabhi Please! Your daughter wasn't there last Saturday when they organized World Health Day, where was this motivation then? Aunty doesn't know that Aakash wasn't in town that day, Otherwise, her daughter would be ready to flex on that day as well. Most of these people showing up in the park are really just to show off, nobody's really there to get a healthy body anymore. I mean, if you really cared about your health, how come the vendor who sells Panipuri outside the park is getting richer by the minute. I think even he earns more than me now. Gets paid to receive eye tonic and here I am stuck in the job which breaks me every day. Why do I always get stupid clients? I mean how many changes you're going to ask for huh? First, finalize the things you want in your project, then come to me. I'm done working at this place of zero hope, things never change here. It has been more than two years now and I am done doing the same stuff over and over. I need to find myself a better job. You know, once I get my due increment, I'll quit.
The Alarm rings, "beep beep.. beep beep.. beep beep beep"
Ah! not again, you can't wake me up more than I already am, stupid phone. I don't even need to wake her up anymore. At this hour, She's probably going back to her tent or a houseboat. But, why does she always have to go places like these? I get that the work she does is really important, probably, even world-changing stuff and these forests of Amazon is might just be the best place for the research but at least go to a place made for humans. You're living in a dangerous place with wild animals in a 1960 era forest where cell phones don't have reception. What makes it even more frustrating is not being able to anything about it.
I know it shouldn't be bothering me much, after all, we did agree to do this together but damn this is killing me. At this point, I know my brain doctor brother would say, "What you're feeling right now is normal. When you were together, your body was producing Oxytocin at high levels, but now your body has quit delivering a plenitude of serotonin, oxytocin, and so forth, and to exacerbate the situation, the chemicals that your body does produce continue to be processed so quickly it's as if they were never there. But don't worry, your body will adjust to it in some time."
Now, how is this any different from saying, "Don't worry, everything will be fine in some time." But, No! You need to say these difficult terms to prove that you're smarter than me. This whole situation sucks actually. Nothing makes sense anymore, even the article I read online did not help. I don't know who these articles cater to, certainly doesn’t change anything for me. And they always write them with such confidence that It's gonna turn around the reader's whole life. As if just writing in bullets will make people understand everything.
⦁ Try meditating to help ease the distress.
Doesn't meditation require you to have a calm mind? Well if I could keep my mind calm I wouldn't be reading this article in the first place.
⦁ Try expressing emotions through journaling, drawing, or music.
Well not everyone here is a Picasso. And even he made silly paintings, some of them don't even make sense. If he was a millennial, his Instagram page wouldn't even have 100 followers.
⦁ Consider doing something kind, either for your loved one or for someone else in their honor.
Yeah right, I donated ₹ 5000 last year to the PM Cares fund, I don't even know if any good came out of it. The migrant laborers still had to travel the distance by themselves, if they couldn't find a place in Sonu Sood Depot. It'd been better if I had personally donated that sum directly to our maid and her family.
⦁ Keep track of thoughts to share later.
Hmm... Wouldn't it be too much? I mean if I started making list, it would go on forever. There's a lot that I would like to share with her. I can practically imagine her going in a fit of laughter hearing all these crazy stories I have for her.
⦁ Focus on positive memories, such as shared jokes or trips you took together.
Okay, let us try this. I guess we had few good memories, them Late-night walks, all those improv games we used to play together. Us meeting after a long vacation, just like when Noah and Allie reunite in The Notebook, minus the rain and the breathtaking scenery. And damn her weird Oreo coffee, I can't forget that combo even on my deathbed. Maybe I should try making that?
Umm... It's a little too sweet but I like it. I'm sure she would kill to have this coffee right now. It's pure bliss to be sipping this coffee at this time. Sun is comfortably up, the breeze feels nice now. Aakash & Avni are still here, it's cute how they manage to sneak in these meetings, they're definitely gonna look back on these silly teenage years & cherish it once they're my age. Love is certainly in the air & I blame them little birds' songs. Those Old fellas are finally sharing real laughs now, sitting in the circle sharing stories older than me. It's amazing how they have managed to stay together for all these years. That's true friendship right there. Maybe I should make plans with my friends for the weekend as well. Okay Google, open WhatsApp.
Hey Vishal. This theory is part of many school and college books and I have read it multiple times. But did I really relate it our lives like that. You made me understand it better than all those books and professors. I would love to read your perspective on other things.
Khamma Ghani! Thanks for writing to me. It's so nice to hear that you liked my blog. Growing up, I can't remember if Maslow's Theory was ever taught in the classrooms I was part of but then again my word is only good for the 25% of the total lectures I attended. Nonetheless, I felt a genuine need to make spirits around me aware of the same, so I wrote this one down. I'm glad I was able to make the topic easier to understand. As for the future, I am going to continue to write on similar topics, so keep dropping by on this website. Tata!
Goodbyes
Hello, people of the Internet, bots & scripts. Welcome to a place that is void of any judgments. In the sea of blogs, it is a mystery to me how you ended up here. Maybe, a hashtag led you here, a dear friend recommended it to you (in that case, go give your friend a kiss right away), or perhaps you are a long-lost love or a spy who came here to stalk me. Whatever the case be, I am glad you decide to waste your precious time here. Now, if you are thinking that I'm new to blogging then you're mistaken, my love. Back in the day, when our national color wasn't saffron and there were no Haryanvi tracks on Youtube India's trending page, I used to write a lot. But when I was introduced to the brewery and some herbs, I drifted away from time-taking writing sessions. While they kept me entertained, it took away my confidence in posting things online.
Now, after 500 long walks, I've decided to make amendments with the writer in me. This is the time for me to take you on the journey of the unexpected, a journey that is both stupid and crazy yet fulfilling, a journey that is beyond the understanding of an average Koala. Now before you decide to leave this page for a tempting notification, I'll get to my topic for today, "Goodbyes".
Goodbyes are in the air. Maybe you're moving, ending a relationship, catching your partner cheating behind your back, realizing she always made stupid excuses to get away from you but you still believed her, now she won't even pick your calls and, her new boyfriend is at the door dropping off the gifts you once gave her. Goodbyes, am I right? Be it straightforward or complicated, farewells are an inevitable part of life. They will be incredibly painful—but they don’t need to be devastating. And here’s something important to know: If you’re having a hard time with any kind of goodbye, you’re not alone. You'd be surprised to learn that we actually start to manage separations early on in our lives. When your parents left you at home all alone to go on a business trip, you knew it wasn't all business, in fact, they were going to have fun without you. Well, if that thought ever came to your mind during childhood, great. Because in the process, you learned separation coping skills. But not everyone can resonate with this story, for you, you need to build the capacity to manage the emotions now, as an adult. Spend a while getting comfortable doing things by yourself, take a stroll, prepare a meal on your own. Make it a pleasing experience—a movie you actually want to ascertain or a restaurant you would like to try—or try a yoga class by yourself.
While the aforementioned activities might help one soothe themselves in the face of a painful experience, one should recognize that having these mixed feelings are normal. The more you open yourself up to the different emotions, the more you'll be ready to process the more painful ones. Try to articulate these confusing feelings and talk to your friends or a family member about them. Before I get more preachy I'm gonna end this blog here, if you have a message or a question, or even a suggestion for me, follow this link & send it to me anonymously. Thank you again for giving me time and at last, allow me to leave you with three important lessons I learned from such experiences in my life. I hope you consider inculcating them into your life.
We're all temporary. We've to enjoy people and let them enjoy us before it’s too late.
One question should determine any given day’s activities: On my deathbed, will I be happy I spent time doing this?
A balanced life is a lie. It's all life. Nothing is ever going to be the same, so give yourself a chance to adjust to the differences.
But if you’re rich, why would you get depressed?
In the wake of the recent unfortunate tragedy, the question in the title was brought up in many households. People started talking online and offline, some said that it might have to do with lack of financial stability, others argued that it was due to complications in the relationship. This got me to think that if it’s these unmet desires which cause us to experience sadness, if so then what other needs can a person generally have? I found the answer to this question in Abraham Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, which is a basic psychology concept in understanding the humanistic approach to personality and behaviors.
In his paper, “A Theory of Human Motivation", Maslow laid out a theory that says human beings are motivated by a hierarchy of needs. These needs are organized in a hierarchy of prepotency in which more basic needs must be more or less met (rather than all or none) before higher needs.
1. Physiological needs - These include the things that are vital to our survival, e.g. air, food, drink, shelter, clothing, sex, sleep. If these needs are not satisfied the human body cannot function optimally. Maslow considered physiological needs the most important as all the other needs become secondary until these needs are met.
2. Safety needs - Once an individual’s physiological needs are more or less satisfied, the needs for security and safety become salient. People want to experience order, predictability, and control in their lives. Finding a job, obtaining health insurance and health care, contributing money to a savings account, and moving into a safer neighborhood are all examples of actions motivated by security and safety needs.
3. Love and belongingness needs - The third level of human needs is social and involves feelings of belongingness. The need for interpersonal relationships motivates behavior. Examples include friendship, intimacy, trust, and acceptance, receiving and giving affection and love. Personal relationships with friends, family, and lovers play an important role, as does involvement in other groups that might include religious groups, sports teams, book clubs, and other group activities.
4. Esteem needs - At the fourth level in Maslow’s hierarchy is the need for appreciation and respect. Classified into two categories:
(i) esteem for oneself (dignity, achievement, mastery, independence, search for beauty, balance, form, etc.), and
(ii) the desire for reputation or respect from others (e.g., status, prestige).
At this point, it becomes increasingly important to gain the respect and appreciation of others. People feel a need to accomplish goals and then have their efforts recognized. They wish to have a feeling that they are contributing to the world. Participation in professional activities, academic accomplishments, athletic or team participation, and personal hobbies can all play a role in fulfilling the esteem needs. That’s why in some cases, people who lack self-esteem and the respect of others, develop feelings of inferiority.
5. Self-Actualization Needs - This level is described as the desire to accomplish everything that one can, to become the most that one can be. Self-actualizing people are self-aware, concerned with personal growth, less concerned with the opinions of others, and interested in fulfilling their potential.
Individuals may perceive or focus on this need very specifically. For example, one individual may have a strong desire to become an ideal parent. In another, the desire may be expressed economically, academically, or athletically. For others, it may be expressed creatively, in paintings, pictures, or inventions.
It is also important to note that self-actualization is a continual process of becoming rather than a perfect state one reaches of a 'happy ever after'
So, what did we learn from this theory?
We have learned that every person is capable and has the desire to move up the hierarchy toward a level of self-actualization. Unfortunately, progress is often disrupted by a failure to meet lower-level needs. Life experiences, including divorce and loss of a job, may cause an individual to fluctuate between levels of the hierarchy.
Therefore, not everyone will move through the hierarchy in a unidirectional manner but may move back and forth between the different types of needs. And when we're not able to achieve one of these needs, we get this feeling of gloominess. So, next time you feel bitter, try to identify what’s causing it, try introspecting, or take the help of trusted individuals because remember identifying the problem is half battle won.
If you have questions, messages, or suggestions for me then you can either ask me here anonymously or leave me a message on Instagram, the handle is @vishal_meena.
hey vish!!!!!!! i really loved your last post and i really really really love you. I loved all the fun jokes and how you point out mature things indirectly.. It is fun when you realize you do get a joke in these lines.. 😂
Thank you anonymous person for this love. I had no idea I someone could enjoy my work in such a way. I’m honestly on cloud 9, thanks to your words. Keep Supporting.
Love 💖
CONVERSATIONS only I used to hear back in 3rd grade.
HAIRY GUY FROM SANSANI: When do you guys want to kill him?
MURDERER FROM THE NINE O’CLOCK NEWS: How about right now?
DEAD UNCLE WHOM WE BURIED LAST MONTH: I say we do it when he gets up to pee. You know, when he’s walking down the hallway, in the dark.
HAIRY GUY FROM SANSANI: What if he doesn’t get up?
MURDERER: He’ll get up. Look at how he’s squirming. It’s only a matter of time.
DEAD UNCLE: Man, I cannot wait to kill this kid.
MURDERER: Same here.
HAIRY GUY FROM SANSANI: I’ve wanted to kill him ever since he saw my late night show.
DEAD UNCLE: Hey, do you guys remember that night-light Vishal used to have?
MURDERER: Man, that thing scared the heck out of me.
HAIRY GUY FROM SANSANI: It’s a good thing his mom got rid of it. Now there’s nothing to stop us from killing him.
(Everyone nods in agreement.)
DR. GUPTA: Hey, guys, sorry I’m late. I was busy scheduling an appointment with Vishal, to give him shots.
HAIRY GUY FROM SANSANI: No problem.
(HAIRY GUY FROM SANSANI and DR. GUPTA do their secret handshake.)
MURDERER: It’s getting kind of crowded in here. Dexter, can you move over?
DEXTER: I’m over as far as I can get.
MURDERER: I need more space than you’re giving me. I’m a lot bigger than you.
DEXTER: Are you calling me short?
DR. GUPTA: Hey, guys, relax, all right? We’re all here for the same reason: to kill and possibly eat Vishal.
MURDERER: (Sighs.) You’re right. I’m sorry.
DEXTER: Yeah…me too. I kind of lost perspective.
DR. GUPTA: It’s okay. Just remember: we’re all in this together.
DEAD UNCLE: Hey, it looks like he’s getting up! Wait a minute…where’s he going?
DEXTER: I think he’s running into his mom’s room!
DEAD UNCLE: Maybe we should follow him?
DEXTER: Yes, I love this idea.
MURDERER: Wait, I think he’s murmuring something.
DEXTER: Is he chanting Hanuman Chalisa?
DEAD UNCLE: Oh ‘that word his mom told him only adults say’.
HAIRY GUY FROM SANSANI: (Sighs.) I guess tonight’s a bust. Let’s try tomorrow, okay? Same time, same place.
HOW MY MOM IMAGINED THE AUTHORITIES
FIRST OFFICER: I just got a call from a local mother. Apparently, her child was supposed to be home by six and he still hasn’t arrived.
SECOND OFFICER: Oh my God! It’s almost seven. Are you sure she told him to be home by six?
FIRST OFFICER: Yes, that’s his weekday curfew: six P.M. If he stays out past that hour, he’s supposed to call and tell her where he is.
SECOND OFFICER: And you’re telling me he still hasn’t called?
FIRST OFFICER: I know…it’s a pretty scary situation.
SECOND OFFICER: We better get the chief.
CHIEF: Let me get this straight…the mother still hasn’t received a call from her son?
FIRST OFFICER: No, Chief.
CHIEF: Then we can only assume the worst has happened.
SECOND OFFICER: You mean…a hit-and-run?
CHIEF: Either that or a kidnapping. They’re both very real possibilities. Get me Chief Minister on the phone. This is a job for the CBI.
CBI AGENT: All right, everybody, listen up. We’ve got a Code Red. A fifteen-year-old child has been missing for nearly an hour and he has had no contact whatsoever with his mother. Grab your guns and your helicopters and let’s get moving!
FIRST OFFICER: (shaking his head) what’s the point, sir? It’s been so long…he’s almost certainly dead!
CBI AGENT: (Slaps him.) We got to keep looking, for the mother’s sake. Even if it’s just to find the body.
SECOND OFFICER: (in tears) Chief, we found him! He was at a friend’s house playing video games!
CHIEF: Oh, thank God I thought for sure we’d lost him!
CBI AGENT: (lighting a cigarette) we got lucky this time. Let’s hope there is no next time.
CHIEF: (mopping the sweat off his face) I’m getting too old for this.
CBI AGENT: All I can say is: Thank God that boy’s mother called. If we hadn’t located him when we did, he almost certainly would have been killed somehow.
The only messages I could receive that would justify the frequency with which I check my WhatsApp
Hey Vishal,
It’s Anushka, the quiet girl you said “hi” to once at Academic Camp the summer after 8th class. I’d explain how I tracked you down and got your phone number, but there just isn’t enough time: in three minutes, I’m leaving on a jet plane for the Bahamas. (I know—I should have texted earlier!) Anyway, I’ve been secretly in love with you for the past five years and I want you to come live with me in paradise. If you write back in the next three minutes, I can get the pilot to wait for you. If you don’t respond by then, I’ll have no choice but to assume that our feelings are not reciprocal.
Anushka.
Hey Vishal,
How’s it going? It’s Uttkarsh from high school. I just wanted to say hey and see what you were up to. I just started working for a company called Skylar Labs and it’s been really exciting. In fact, I’m actually on my way to a press conference right now. In three minutes we’re unveiling a really cool new product to the public. It’s hard to explain, but basically, it stops the spread of cancer cells while simultaneously giving patients the ability to fly. I wonder if the announcement will have any effect on our company’s stock prices. Anyway, hope everything’s cool with you and I’ll talk to you later.
Uttkarsh.
Dear Vishal,
Three minutes ago, NASA confirmed that a moon-sized asteroid is on a collision course with Earth. In preparation for this day, the government has built an escape pod, called simply, “The Ark.” You are among the ten humans who have been selected to board the pod and serve as the progenitors for a new race of men which will live on after our planet has exploded. The other humans going into the pod are Jack Nicholson, a brilliant scientist, and the seven most beautiful women on the planet. Please write us back in the next few minutes to confirm that you’re willing to take part in this mission. If you’re uncomfortable with this level of power and celebrity, just ignore this e-mail and in three minutes your seat will be given to someone else.
God bless you,
Sam Kutesa
The President of UNITED NATIONS