#unhelpful

[stigbug]

The only two phone numbers I can remember are my own and 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[paigeypaige19]

“Either help or give up. Right now devil's advocate is just another name for asshole.”― James S.A. Corey, Leviathan Wakes

[thebartlets]

coming back into society after a failed suicide attempt is so fucking embarrassing it's like leaving a group chat and then asking to be invited back in the next day

[pandioncristatus]

House of Leaves of Grass

[overanalystwastaken]

RUGJAGAJWGSJSHW hello :3. Asking a lil question—If I were to ( hypothetically ) make an Animatic for the Mission Doomed AU, what would be the Song/Audio :0 ?

VKHDTUHJI OMG OKAY SO- after careful consideration, the concil (literally just me) has decided (hypothetically) the following:

i've been thinking 'headlock' (hypothetically) but that's such a basic bitch answer, however possibly the best one here????

so like i've also been thinking 'it's on again' by alicia keys and kendrick (hypothetically)

but also 'learn to trust' by bad suns (hypothetically)????

but also like (hypothetically) 'harpy hare' cuz this fandom has already stolen that song. like we RAN with it

like depends idk what the hypothetical vibes of this hypothetical project are sjsjsksnjzsb

let me know if this was helpful at all cuz i am (hypothetically) such an indecisive mf😭

[lagergrenprince]

Nobody should know or remember or even be aware of my existence actually. I'm a bad person and I do bad things to people.

[rqbossman]

Hi Alex, welcome to Tumblr, excited to have you here! Please don't be scared away super quickly, also what does the J in your name stand for? (You don't have to answer that, just curious)

The J in my name stands for my middle name.

[voidpunker]

fuck me i guess