Follow The Heartlines

-lauren

[who-]

[visible-thoughts]

British weather: *is wet*

German weather: *Wetter*

[onlytwitterpics]

[hotboyproblems]

i want a hot body but i also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[heatseekingbehavior]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[karina-padilla]

When ur stoned and get the most fucked up snapple fact ever

[karina-padilla]

Update: It takes 243 days for it to rotate and 225 days for it to orbit the sun so that’s why

[fuckyeahsamdesantiss-blog-blog]

[itsblackfriday]

I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down 

[tropicaltidal]

[cactuslands]

[melanchole]

someone: spanish is such a sexy language, i’ll do anything for u if you speak spanish 💛💜💛

me: envíame información de tu tarjeta de crédito

[mostlycatsmostly]

Raising Kittens

(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

[itstheblob]

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?

katzenkinder?

literally: “cat children”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

[alanahikarichan]

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT IT’S FLEDERMAUS FLUTTER-MOUSE HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

[theparadoxmachine]

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.

DUDELSACK

doodle sack

seriously

But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 

So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 

I love German.

[mostlycatsmostly]

Reblogging for the German lesson.

[72hours-sober-deactivated202301]

*ahem* “arschgeweih” means tramp-stamp, but translates as “ass-antlers”

[mostlycatsmostly]

This post

[dailydoseosnark-deactivated2015]

Kummerspekt. To emotionally over eat. Literally translates to grief-bacon.

[oleandre-ffxiv]

This.

[wasureneba]

Your PhD supervisor is your doktorvater or your doktormutter in German - your doctor-father or doctor-mother. If you wanna talk about some apt shit.

[spoonies4ever]

dudelsack…

[doppelsicht]

Well, that’s some @official-german-translationen shit

[pure]

rich people must be hooked up to their own supercomputer mega consciousness network cuz i heard NOTHING about fyre festival till it turned out to be a scam

[allcapslyhrics]

[ububububu-archive-blog]

Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not