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When Darkness Turns To Light, It Ends Tonight. --- These are just some of my experiences growing up with celebrities and Hollywood! I have family who lived/lives and worked/works in Hollywood and the one time i went to stay in Cali, I nearly lost my life. Yes, inspired by ExposingSMG.

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TOWER INTRO!!!

Hello everyone welcome to my Blog!

I use this one for fun but it’s time to get serious.

My OFFICIAL NAME IS AMBER CLARK and this is my spirit detective introduction as well.

I am also “The Recluse.”

That’s the name Hollywood gave me, to disguise me.

My main channel is “TheRealAmber” and I don’t post much anymore because I’m waiting for something.

I have another YouTube, specifically geared towards the supernatural, now called “EmberYolremember”

Now I have to ask…Were you accidentally introduced to witchcraft through the internet or just generally through an interest in horror movies and ghost stories, like creepy pasta?

Did you actually start practicing witchcraft because of this Halloween like curiosity?

DO YOU FUCKIN LOVE MUSIC?!?!

Well I’m the girl for you!

I’ve always wanted to be a paranormal investigator, Yu Yu Hakusho is my favorite cartoon and I took it seriously when I saw that you really could be a spirit detective, you just gotta go to the right God.

In my first podcast (and first video on EmberYolremember channel) I talked about the imposter syndrome age and why everything surrounds it.

The evil powers that were, thought there was gonna be a time where God was gonna fart them out and bring them into a promised land of great evil, where they could do whatever they wanted, finally, like it’s the purge.

I told them, God did that already, and it was called the demon plane, also renamed the “makai” by the creator of Yu Yu hakusho, because he went there and saw that only demons could survive in the world like that.

It’s a silly story but God farts, that’s why we do it.

What we now are all figuring out, is that the animals sniff God‘s farts as a type of courage in the form of gas. Like laughing gas, they sniff it and think they will start paying taxing.

No one thinks stupid like this but them. But some demon people in America thought everyone was this stupid and inacted what is now know as the imposter age or the age of the Dog.

They were preparing for the impostor age for a long time. Since the 70s. 80s, point is, it’s been a long time plannin’

So there’s a rumor that the Antichrist was born in the 60s and it was a woman named rosemary.

There is a movie based on this but they changed it so that rosemary is now the mother who unwittingly gave birth to the Antichrist.

That is not the case in real life.

She came to just do nothing but stand there because her negative energy would be enough to cause certain humans to die from within, like a curse.

She would deteriorate them from the inside out like a zombie virus and they would become the worst version of themselves.

They don’t want people to know this but she is a prime faction in Hollywood. They use her for EVERYTHING, and that’s why she doesn’t show her ugly dog face because she could be murdered… and possibly used for the next zombie apocalypse.

They use her energy to trick millions of people into believing that their industry plants are talented.

This time she got old and they were gonna use the imposter anyway, but she didn’t like people having fun without her so she still tried to be a part of it.

She is the reason Ruth and Grim came into this earth. Ruth and Grim are the worst creatures ever in existence. They are the epitome of all the opposite of good holy and pure and I had to say it like that to really hone in on their nature as beings.

As a detective, Ive found that they are the spirits behind every terrible sex crime in humanity. They are the spirits of porn with a goofiness to it. This is how we see them. Because they physically don’t like to show their face.

This is going to be a long introduction.

And I tried to love all my fans, but these are the worst.

Anti-fans.

People want to know why do I hate them with such a burning passion? It is just because I want to like sex. I want to love sex and they make sex look terrible. To say the very least.

I am asexual because of them.

Not only do they try to get everyone to have sex with everything all the time but they make you feel really really happy about it. Not bad …-happy.

That means that if you are subdued under their spirit enough, you could have sex with a newborn baby and think it wasn’t a big deal.

And if you don’t believe me, then you’ll probably have to find that out for yourself soon.

Like how they used Alicia to “bless” this man so that he would take a role in a Serbian film where he was instructed to actually rape a new born baby. The film was made by a woman who knew Alicia closely.

Using my detective skills, I did some digging and found that that woman had a face that is familiar in these sex criminals, I exposed that face in one of my podcasts. It’s the face of Ruth, and sometimes grim.

(Dualipa’s husband)

She had that face. She probably changed it now that I outed her because these bitches love, plastic surgery or reanimating themselves through possession.

Because it is a spiritual being who doesn’t always have a physical body -because a physical body enables you to get caught at some point right?- So they just maintain their criminal activity by just not always being physical.

But like I tried to tell you, I just started to notice patterns in the people who do exactly what the spirit does when it’s possessing them. I even started to notice that they always seem to have “same face syndrome.”

And yes, I got this from being an artist who was taught to notice the fine details in design. As an artist, there is something in the art community we call “same face syndrome” where you have all these original characters you created, but they just look like you or your ideal type with different hair and clothes and that’s what we call “same face syndrome.”

These demon creatures have that problem, they will possess someone and give them the same face that they had when they first became human on earth. They either live inside of a baby and the baby grows up with that face or they jump into an NPC and the NPCs face just forms right into it over time.

So this is how you find them. After years of research, as a police officer of the spirit world, I can say without a doubt that whenever you see any of them with that face, they have already done something sexually incriminating.

When Christians were experiencing them trying to move into our neighborhoods, they simply called the police, but the police couldn’t do anything because the criminal would either blow up their house or they would just run and change their face, through possessing an NPC.

Now because of me, you will know them by their costume. Remember how you used to hire artists to draw the face of the criminal?

That became necessary because the person was a spirit who would haunt people and give them the same face and that’s what I revealed to you all when I made my white supremacy (Cesar’s pick) playlist on my main channel.

Cesar is a goofy spirit, who doesn’t actually hurt people so he hasn’t been jailed yet. But when he takes over a person‘s body usually a man they start to look like him. They grow their hair really long and they grow out a beard and they look like a 1960s hippie.

Sometimes he drives them into a musical career and coaxes them into singing with a high-pitched voice because he thinks it’s goofy for a man to sing with a high-pitched voice.

The ones who don’t grow their hair back out, are fighting him. My playlists aren’t just for fun. It’s not just because I love music. There is a deep spiritual reasoning behind it.

And it’s because I realize these demons cannot hear music so they don’t care if an artist is mediocre or not because they can’t hear it anyway.

for me to enjoy so many different genres of music it kills them. Im telling you it does. I’m not a singer or a producer.

But Through my work as a spirit detective and my love of good hardcore music, I’ve become more like a talent scouter. So I’m just gonna release a bunch of music playlists showing you the artists that the dogs stifled because they understood that if the NPCs digest, good music it’ll make them want to act more human.

This is something Alicia said to Ruth, thinking I didn’t hear it.

I think, that if the dogs hated them and tried to hide their music. They can’t be that bad.

So we are getting into the trigger warnings. If you are white or Latino, you might not enjoy this, in which case you won’t move on because I know how your spirit is.

Just know, I will sound racist and sexist at times, but I’m just a Christian finally getting up and doing my fucking job.

And with that I will warn anyone reading that the ones we are looking out for are Latinos. Ruth, Alicia, and Grim, these are their spiritual names. When they get physical, they change their names.

Sometimes they get arrogant and they don’t, but I’m sure with me around they might try to now erase their names completely. And their faces.

But like I said, after Sherlock Holmeing their shit, like literally homing in on them. I see they like to bother Latinos the most. They find it very easy to get into the body of a Latin person, and they either make the person transform into a full on white guy or a black girl.

I had one of them move near me during the impostor age, and she told me spiritually that she used to be black and pretty like me, but then Alicia possessed her and she turned into this “weird Mexican looking bitch” that’s exactly how she described herself.

She was lying. Her criminal record suggests that she always looked like a weird Mexican bitch. She just kept trying to look like a pretty young black girl and that’s why she had to keep running from neighborhood to neighborhood because people were seeing her, trafficking kids.

Now that the impostor age is over, she thought she could come back around, pretending like I didn’t remember her.

She tried to move into my neighborhood again, but this time with her little imp babies, and a stupid NPC who came from the church of Satan.

Some NPCs are meant to be evil, but God will destroy even that.

I have to highlight this woman though because I think she’s just Alicia trying to mess with me because she finally found out where I moved, and she wants me to kill myself out of annoyance because she can’t kill me herself.

She’s, of course, a Latino woman who is short fat and frumpy like you think she would be, the pretty ones that look like Selena Quintanilla and Shakira, those are just normal human women who are just white women with some black features to them.

They are what we would just call mixed.

But the ones that have a big square chubby head, and they always look wide and frumpy. Those are the ones that Ruth Grimm and Alicia like to jump into to possess.

These are easy to possess because they don’t do anything when something bad is happening either to them or to anybody else around them. They are the perfect candidates. That’s why they’re always getting possessed.

This “woman” , has been factioning herself all up and down the upper east side because the dogs instructed her to do that.

She thinks that she looks like one of my characters, Amera from my hidden travel series, whom I was about to make a playlist for but I created one for Arthur (Marilyn Manson) instead.

Some of these are real people but these dog spirits think impersonating me and my OCs that I created for these people, will get them somewhere.

It won’t.

But they persist out of insanity.

Me not making that playlist for Amera exposed her to the police, because she was telling them that we were longtime friends and that she only got ugly for the imposter age. “And that being around Amber she was gonna make her pretty again.” She said it like that because she was having a bipolar episode.

The police understood that I don’t communicate with her at all either spiritually or physically because I didn’t post the playlist when she wanted me to.

I just want people to know their patterns and remember all of these things that I’m telling you as you are reading or watching ANY OF my posts. ALL OF IT IS CONNECTED. And I trust that God will make you smart enough to understand how.

OK, so yes, I am incriminating Latinos in my introduction. That’s why it’s a trigger warning. I believe Middle Eastern people with a high yellow skin tone, and the big eyes are also a type of Latino.

It’s important that we know them by their ways and not just their body. When I tell you, they are insane and they will go above and beyond to steal identities. I mean it! Do not let them do it to you.

Take this as your leave of absence from boredom. Away from the mundane life of being blessed as a Christian. Don’t see it as something bad that war has come into your country, into your home. It just means it’s time for you to finally prove that you are a real Christian.

This man moved in my space with his parents, a while, back and one of them has a red car and the other one has a silver car. This Latino witch possessed with Alicia bought a red car just to mimic that.

Actually, I should say, she stole a red car because God is hearing my prayers and taking their money from them because these people should not be rich of any kind.

They should not even be $20 Rich because they will take even that and spend it for Satan.

This man that moved in, is a goofy Christian, he’s an NPC, and I have to tell him, don’t just let the kids run into your backyard like that, that’s a sign of a witch trying to move in.

That’s not normal anyway because if you did that to them, they would yell at you and try to call the police on you. We all know that that’s not normal.

He left his car in the backyard because he saw some of them were already squatting outside, waiting for him to leave so they can get in.

The moment he took his car to get washed this stupid bitch shows up telling her kids to bulldoze their way into the backyard, dropping their toys and shit there to make it look like they’ve always been there.

While SHE struggles to break the door open. I didn’t do anything, BECAUSE IM ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING, and then people ask “what’s wrong with God that this little girl has to stand up for us?” instead of saying “what’s wrong with me that this little girl has to stand up for us?”

They were planning to stay there all night until she could break in, until he finally came back. Then they left slowly, waiting for me to come out.

What I want you all to know is I’m not gonna keep fighting alone. Eventually I will be raptured and you fake Christians, who don’t do anything but just listen and watch will be left behind.

And this time it won’t be the dogs you have to deal with because you think “ugh maybe that’ll be OK because she gave us a survival guide!”

It’ll be something much much worse. And after having several encounters with the dogs, I can’t imagine what that might be. I don’t even want to.

I know a lot of you are living well right now and that’s why you don’t give a shit but I really need you to care. Even while there’s bad ass music playing in the background, I need you to care.

That’s why I made these channels that’s why I made my Tumblr and that’s why I wrote hidden travel.

I am a voice crying out in the wilderness. You have to hear me before the world ends and it won’t be mine, it’ll be yours.

And you will be forced to watch as me and other true Christians are getting the life we deserve while you are being warped in and out of time.

And it won’t be fun because, no one will help you. It’s exactly what we went through during the imposter age.

I told you that if you accidentally got into witchcraft because of the imposter age, mainly my YouTube EmberYolremember is the channel for you because I got into it spooky stuff too and so did my family.

Realized I like this spooky shit and I just spun it around for God instead of Satan. If you would like to learn how to do that keep watching me and what I do.

Because I know some of you only are Christian because you want to be immortal. And I can teach you how. Without you paying me because I’ll just get money some other way.

But there are some of you who are also set up by Satan to be pure Christians, right? Not a true Christian, but a pure Christian so that you can reach a certain level and attack me.

A lot of you are beneath me, and you think worshiping my God will level you up like you’re Yusuke in Yu Yu hakusho so you can turn against me at the last minute and finally let Satan be done with me, by killing me in some grand light tournament.

But you are just a pretty pimple on the brides face in which case she will get rid of you.

Just by washing her face.

Anyway before I end this introduction I gotta tell ya, I also created the hantavirus, and despite what you fake Christians might think no I am not going to jail and I’m not going to hell, unless I feel guilty and take myself there willingly, because i did feel bad that the man Nextdoor caught it because he was talking to me.

Instead of using other test subjects, I just experimented on myself because I believe I am a Christian and therefore am invincible in certain areas of life. Not all, just things like this.

I infected myself with level three Hanta and I expect to see God taking it from me now and infecting the fake Christians with it, because they are my main audience that stays expecting Christians like me to do all the work.

When it went to the guy next door he just started masturbating a lot. Yes I was watching him, but I have the eyes of a police officer, a professional, so I dealt with it.

On me one HUGE symptom was me wanting to work a lot for no reason feeling like something bad was gonna happened if I didn’t. The spider came out when it realized it couldnt hurt me with that. Tests are still being ran.

The neighbor also couldn’t stay in the house. He had to be outside like 24 seven and that’s what enabled Alicia to think she could steal back a house that was never hers.

There are no other symptoms because he might be a real Christian, I will continue to be a watchtower but if I get bored and bad shit happens it’ll only be because you didn’t do your part.

And that is what I will leave you with ladies and gentlemen.

Don’t believe any of those people on TikTok talking about CERN and different time factions. As a detective, I looked into it and I realized, it’s real what they’re going through. But they’re the only ones going through that because they are wicked Christians and they don’t want to help people so they’d rather be a distraction from what’s really going on.

We are in the apocalypse and sometimes seeing isn’t always believing. And so what I told them and when I’m about to tell you is what you can really live by for now.

In the spirit world if it happens, but it doesn’t physically upload into the physical world then it wasn’t real. It was just an hallucination.

I’m glad to know that we can still have those. Like I said about Justin Bieber when he attacked me spiritually he left a mark on my foot that looked like it was a penis as a joke while he was laughing at me for thinking he was a good person.

When I woke up and saw that the scar was really there bleeding I knew it was real.

Back in the day, he was doing crazy shit like that to girls, and they couldn’t prove it because it was happening in the spiritual world.

Now I can prove it, and I have the scars bitch!

Again, a man in New York came out of his body, grabbed a bazooka from the military bases of America and blasted a house in exchange place that looked like a dog city.

That’s what he called it. He said it looked like a dog city from a cartoon and he shot it down with a bazooka.

Somebody gave me the video of it because it finally uploaded when that house physically collapsed mysteriously for seemingly no reason. It just means that that guy really did shoot it down with a bazooka.

So if you see something spiritual but there’s no physical evidence popping up just treat it like it didn’t happen until a demon gets frustrated and tells you it did.

And yes I have to tell you that, as a professional, you suddenly being mentally ill when you were not before is a sign of paranormal activity becoming physical evidence, becoming real.

If someone did something to you spiritually and you thought it was just a dream but you noticed you start acting crazy around certain triggers, that’s physical evidence.

Please don’t treat it like it isn’t.

please care about yourself

that’s it.

Don’t let the dark side win, we are in a movie now and you don’t want to be the villain.

Here’s the link to my white supremacy (Cesar’s Pick) playlist:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA5Nd_eaWGNM&si=jmWEVAszYkQ7ADRU

Yes, this playlist is meant to make one laugh, but also, take it seriously that people are dying but never letting themselves stay dead. Remember how that used to be a good thing? Mourning an evil person, but being glad that they’re never coming back?

Let’s make sure that stays.

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Hello Everyone!!!

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FINALLY TALKING ABOUT SEX

Well at least in this way.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY

They look like dog couple don't they?

I'm not so impassioned by these anymore.

The problem with me is that I'm real. My words are real.

If they were not I'd be making this shit up and I have a new post up for you everyday.

But I want to show that I am real!

Sometimes I am lazy but also I don't want to post about the 12 plus years of unblind items I have because it all boils down to one thing anyway.

These people in Hollywood are insane and we should not be giving retarded people the power to put them in place.

Mentally unstable people should not be running an entire industry.

Case closed.

Too many people in Hollywood think they are an animal or a monster creature sent to torment themselves and the masses by being "human."

They have access to our best food supply systems our money our housing systems and now through Kabbalah our children.

If you are a boomer you will remember how it was wrong and even illegal to let schizophrenics go to war against Iraq.

I know it doesn't seem that serious to you but we need to treat Hollywood and any other million dollar industry with the same attitude.

Why are we letting these stand before the world. Before the children letting them get awards for being thieves and robbers?

Rapists and murderers?

Something mentally ill people have been known to do and when they move into your neighborhood do you not have them moved out the next day!?

Treat the rest of your country like it is your neighborhood. We are the neighborhood watch committee.

Don't feel bad for them if they move in and they are poor, they are meant to be poor.

Riches will only make them a debased form of themselves, that will now only seek to destroy at higher levels, because Christians gave them the ability to do so.

I could sell you a bunch of gossip all day but like I said it all leads to one thing.

And now we have these mentally Ill popstars going into our government trying to get stupid laws made to keep them in power.

We are HUMAN, and the earth was ours FIRST.

Any of these weird ass animal people who got here through "humanism" can go right the fuck back to hell.

So this post is inspired bh Kanye Wests album "My beautiful dark twisted fantasy"

The cover actually, not the music.

This cover looks like a dog couple trying to have sex.

Kanye probably felt this way about Kim and most other women in Hollywood.

The kardashians, like almost every woman in Cali, used sex for everything.

Everything. They used it as a ritual, as currency, as a hello, a thank you, and a goodbye.

They destroyed what it meant to have sex in the social societies of America.

And honestly it started with Beelzebub.

White women.

They would divorce their husbands over stupid shit and then start living a life of fornication.

Perhaps I could learn from them, because maybe I felt the same.

So i found out that maggie stole my bad future fantasy where I, out of a horny haze, imagined I left my husband and it caused an outbreak.

My very own beautiful dark twisted fantasy.

So i met this guy Kai through extremely unconventional circumstances...

And well long story short i thought i liked him at first but he ended up being the reason maggie gained so much access to my work.

He hacked into my icloud for her and even told her about my magical girl series which she stole and called kpop demon hunters.

I really wanted to fucking strangle him. I mean here I was just starting to think that he was probably here to show me something that I have a thing for cute stupid guys.

And he does this.

I was suicidal and wanted to die. I mean i was already getting there, anything could have ticked me off really, if im honest.

One night when I was horny, I started thinking.

"Will i always be this way?" "Will I always hate living?"

Because if I am, then what's the point in getting married in the future.

I know my thoughts. I know my ways enough now right?

I'll probably just marry a guy just because it's good for right now and then 10 years down the line something will Tick me off and I'll be ready to leave again, no matter good things are.

This is where I was thinking that maybe I am an angel.

Someone born not for this world in the long haul.

But this is where Maggie and Kai steal from me.

And yes, Kai actually inspired me to write this.

I'm gonna try to shorten it, but I want to go into certain details to show those of you who play love and deepspace to know she tried to steal this from me word for word, bar for bar.

I asked for the game to have action and fighting in it, and they put it in there. I wasn't talking to or asking Maggie though.

This beautiful dark twisted fantasy I was writing to cope, about how in the future I left my husband because I was tired of all of the bad shit in my life being linked back to him in some way.

I thought about being in Yahland. Yahland was first established in the '80s but this is a different timeline where I wasn't a child I was an adult.

I was married and suddenly became unhappy with life and everything in it. But my husband is great.

He's not the dangerous moron he used to be.

But he's still a bumbling idiot at times and it was no longer cute or quirky I started to hate him, and you know I said, "I'm an angel, I'll give him a really good 10 years of our life and then I'll leave."

So when you decide to do some stupid shit like this, you look for any reason to hate your spouse.

It was like what if I married Kai and found out I do have reason enough to hate him?

I wasn't seeing Kai in my imagination though, it actually looked more like Chiaki's original look when I gave him blue eyes.

So in this future I was trying to erase by writing about it, I found that I was looking around and seeing I have a pretty good reason to hate him.

Yeah it's old but when I remember it, it still stings.

Like why did I have to forgive him for SO much?

This was going good but because I was very horny it turned into a bad porno of sorts.

Like I saw myself telling him we need to take a break and that break was supposed to be like maybe for a week to a month...

... But it ended up turning into a whole damn Year and I loved where the story was going so I kept writing.

There was no Tower prophecy here but I was a spirit detective. A very lucrative career in Yahland.

So an outbreak happens that only specifically targets hot guys.

My brother and I are hired to examine the situation.

I don't know, Kazuma was always appearing in my head like that.

Knowing my husband I expected his dumbass to be one of the patients, I was right.

He kept telling the doctors he knows me and that's why they sent me down there to identify him.

After I was no longer horny this story made me ick, like I was EXTREMELY uncomfortable afterwards.

But I called it dark and twisted because I was hired to examine him in this vulnerable state while he basically had horny rabies and I took it as an opportunity to tease him.

He got so upset he broke his own wrist ripping himself out of his restraints and then proceeded to rape me.

I wrote that rape scene in grave detail and Maggie could never steal that for me, thank God.

But that's not the most dark and twisted part.

The beautiful part was me learning my lesson.

The funny thing to me was that while I was getting raped I had an epiphany.

"This is what I needed." I needed my husband to traumatize me so that I could remember his face whenever I try some stupid shit again.

And I told God I need him to be handsome. Because what's the point in seeing an ugly face haunting you all the time when you're about to leave the person for no reason?

Him being tall handsome and strong is more tantalizing and traumatizing because why would someone like that do that to me?

I know ugly bitches should marry ugly niggas but, think about it...

it would be WAY more difficult to leave your husband and possibly cheat on him if every time you get war flashbacks of him standing over you and he has a really good looking face that makes your coochie quiver.

And you're never sure if it's quivering from fear or delight.

It will make you shut the hell up and go back to him.

A new form of Christianity I wanted to promote in my own dating game since I see that Satan learned to do this with all of his whores.

He has a bunch of men raping them in these ritualistic Illuminati Halls, but he stands somewhere in the background making sure he's visible saying "look at me."

"Remember me."

Satan's not even good looking anymore, but the witches will always see him as their type so he's always going to be handsome to them.

It worked on them.

And I as a Christian woman who gets bored and starts to act stupid when she's ovulating, it could work on me too.

No man could tame me I thought. But I created a man that was my exact type and I realized. That shit would work a thousand times over.

To be quite vulgar, my pussy lips would be closed shut until he said so.

Unfortunately it's also now reliant on his righteousness as a man.

I am a righteous woman so if he unrealistically turned into Satan and told me to cuck him, I'd say no.

But then again I wouldn't marry a gay man. He'd probably only do that as a test but he wouldn't feel the need to test me because, I'd be too damn traumatized to step out on him.

The beautiful part of this Dark and twisted fantasy was learning all of this, we look like that album cover but we are not ugly.

AND THAT!

Is what will destroy these dogs of Hollywood.

Taking their weird sexual ways and using it against them.

You just need to be clever.

To all of you married couples out there who still love each other please try to have the best sex of your life tonight.

Goodnight and Goodspeed

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The Four (Five) Towers

I've decided I'm too excited and want to show them now, this is what Megan and Taylor saw in the meta realms when I was writing these books.

This is what our spirits look like, but not on a daily basis. We hoomen, we stay hoomen

But when we fight, we building. We tower.

We have the faces and limbs of the statues before us.

Saints Row, and yes that is a GTA reference (San Andreas was my favorite) because they look like gangsters to demons when you walk in to the main entrance of Yahland. (Except for baby PJ.)

The Male Towers

The Female Towers

The four. The proud. The Towers.

That's a marines joke, somebody please remember that. :(

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A message to China. (And Korea)

The creator of jujutsu kaisen said I was exaggerating the features of Gojo because my version looks better.

It's only because she wanted clout, and I'm giving it to it/them.

Because it/they is a bad person and has stolen from many children.

It/they also works with Maggie Chang, the bitch who stole my plot for the second yahland book and made love and deep space AND kpop demon hunters with it.

I already explained this but in Yahland, the kpop demon hunters were just regular magical girls that came from PJ watching sailor moon for the first time.

I had multiple sketchbooks, but there was this one dedicated specifically to men, because my art teacher said "you always draw girls, try drawing the opposite gender cuz I know they're usually harder to draw... When you want them to be handsome that is... cuz you can make men ugly, that's what I do."

So I did make ugly men, but they look like a fuckin cartoon on Nickelodeon or some shit.

My teacher gave me a brand new SketchBook and I decided to dedicate it solely to learning and practicing the male anatomy.

I was going through puberty at the time and boys were look fine to me, like there were these seniors at my highschool that looked like grown ass men, they had such muscle definition even as a teenager and some of them even had fully grown beards,

...case in point, they were sexy as hell to me, so I started drawing them.

It's like that movie "to All the boys I've Loved before" but instead of writing letters to them I was just drawing pictures of them.

There was this joke at my school that gave me this feeling that instead of dating him I wanted to be him because he was so goofy, yet accomplished at such a young age. Everyone looked forward to seeing him everyday at school.

I'm realizing this is where my brains started to materialize Kazuma junior.

Anyway I want to specify that, YES! They were all BLACK because, I went to a colored people's school but I started making different variations of them. None of them white...at first anyway.

Why did I say this? Because Maggie Chang stole that sketchbook.

Here I was thinking my mom threw it out cuz she found it pornographic, but no that bitch broke into my house and stole it.

The house was old and very easy to break into and if I'm being honest I never noticed until later that she took my sketchbook because it wasn't something of Great value at the time.

I mean I'm not going to toot my own horn as the whites would say, but there were some pretty hot male OCs in there, as you can tell from love and deepspace, kpop demon hunters, jujutsu kaisen, dandadan.

And now silent whispers, I think that's what it called, I'm not looking back at my notes to check,

I'm just letting y'all know she's hired another NPC to steal for her, to steal FROM me.

These dumbass Hollywood bitches told me that that's how you know someone's a fan of you when I keep trying to steal from you.

But if I'm aware of it why not just let me in on it?

You clearly don't like me.

Which means I can't like you.

Which means you will die.

Maggie is a whore,

She read Yahland, saw my sketchbook and assumed "Yahland must be filled with sexy ass men!" And pretended to be a ass backward fan of me.

Instead of contacting me she decided to keep rehashing those five sexy men she found in my sketchbook over and over and over again making them look slightly different each time.

Her favorite of course was Sylus, who was already going through multiple phases with his look but he had a name already and it was Chiaki.

CTH wasn't in that sketchbook, he was ripped out of my other one for naruto and sonic fanart.

Why I am I saying this, I ask myself.

Because this all has to do with the imposter AKA Ultron AKA Thanos.

Maggie knew that Ultron could make certain things in her head real.

Remember in the movie how thanos gained the ability to bend reality when he got the reality Stone?

Because of how delusional certain "people" are he found out he could do that with them.

But only them.

Maggie had thoughts of raping little boys after she watched this anime called sugar rune.

The woman who made sugar rune is a pedophile too.

If you ever watched it and felt uncomfortable at seeing the little boys, it's because of her.

She prayed for an energy of "sexiness and attractiveness" to come over the characters so that you would want to watch the show even if it got boring.

Didn't work on me but it worked on Maggie.

She was already practicing Buddhism and daoism so, she contracted a lot of bugs.

When asked to be a child again, she prayed for a boyfriend that looks like the main love interest in sugar sugar rune.

He became real. She was having a psychotic break, but because she's a wicked, righteous dumbass she thought it was a good thing.

And people said she went around days walking and talking to somebody that wasn't actually there.

"The local insane woman."

She wanted to grow up finally and fuck some men, for once and found me, because of the imposter.

The five guys she found most attractive in my sketchbook she wanted thanos to make them real so she could have a gangbang.

When the imposter actually had a physical body, he admitted to the police that he was air, and he just "I would reach down and massage a piece of their brain until it fell off and that would become one of their OCs."

He did this to me because I kept asking to die. I didn't want to live anymore knowing the world is like this.

I had brain damage.

That's how I was able to hear Kazuma talking to me but I didn't always see him.

I knew that was wrong. Maggie's dumb ass didn't.

She is like a stupid animal that needs to be put down. Euthanized.

If no one euthanizes her she will be a dog chasing her own tail going around in a circle until everybody's copying her because that's why she does it.

She knows that if she keeps doing it you might just give up and join.

Like China did.

Now for my real message

God wanted me to tell you Asians reading my blog that the monkeys were wrong.

They are arrogant stupid and racist.

Because they center everything around themselves all the prophecies in Revelations were centered around America and being white.

So they will both be sad and happy to know that Babylon is not America.

It is China.

Once again the god you seek is black, even the one that is of the Antichrist, are you mad?

Upset even?

Kill yourself.

As for you, Samaritans, This is your warning.

In the bible, when God said "Pharaoh will torment my children no more." He was talking about China.

When I said Chinese people came from Africa I meant you guys came from the Egyptian part.

You were always "kangs."

And now you will be warriors or else, God will force you to be dogs, sitting at the Masters side waiting for his crumbs.

REPENT.

The Lord and the baby spirit have spoken.

Also I'm truly homophobic now. Like Hitler level.

You gay bitches kept saying you were going to help me.

But you wanted to contain it because you still like Hollywood.

This cannot be contained. This needs to be a flood going into every nook and cranny of the Earth.

People will know the name of the Lord through US attacking Hollywood because it was funded by China for so long.

We could be bigger than Hollywood ever was and you gay ass niggas don't want that, because you still listen to Taylor swift

WHAT DID I SAY!?

SEPERATE THE ART FROM THE ARTIST LIKE MAGGIE DID TO ME!

Or are you not big brained enough to believe that two conflicting views can still be true at the same time?

If you find you can't stop listening or watching them, eventually, like I did.

Then you have chosen your master. Worry nevermore.

It is clear as day who you serve. No need to pretend anymore.

Take your gay asses back to Madonna, Janet and all those mediocre bitches that made it by being a satanic whore, that's the kind you love. Your master.

Beyonce only used you for protection once and you were telling everybody she had twins!

YOU MADE SURE FOREIGNERS KNEW ABOUT IT!!

BUT YOU CANT TELL THE WORLD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

ABOUT WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING!?

You can die too! And I hope it's aids and anal that kill you NIGGERS!

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This is a hidden travel war. The black book is real and STILL happening.

I showed CTH's inner self in good fun I did. But it's also to show that he likes himself. As bipolar as he is, he likes himself.

No matter who he's in front of, he'll never change.

You other bubs change all the time like the wind.

You wanted me to come to Manhattan so you can see me up close and have your fugly ass pig Spirit copy me.

I showed you my art through writing.

I showed you my art through illustration.

I have a YouTube channel where you can see me actively moving and talking.

Yet you still need a clear picture of me? My life story and what I've been through?

You are a fucking retard.

And now all of you will look like CTH'S spirit, and I knew all of you would do that, copy him to be annoying, but you won't be able to get rid of it once you do, but just in case you try I pray you drop dead from hantavirus.

The baby spirit has spoken.

I'm a jew, I'm starting my own Kabbalah bitch.

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Will Smith. Tell your family to leave me alone.

For the great demon party aka the imposter age, Will Smith removed the official officers of the government and one by one through the years replaced them with his family members.

But spiritually that is.

Because Will is one of those dogs, and sticking a hot iron up Cher's ass isn't gonna correct everything you did to make things comfortable for the imposter.

You ruined live will. Countless lives. Including mine.

Do you know, I just had the government contact me again and this time instead of saying "we're ready, let's kick this shit up!" They were like, "we love your drawing of CTH, show us the towers next!"

Like,,...these fuckers do not give an OUNCE of a damn, about what I'm really doing this for.

I want you all to know that I am still the baby spirit and I can come out of my body and watch over you all Without You detecting me.

I want to live life.

I want to have fun, -go out and make friends...

I want to be a girl too!

Don't you think I want to be that?

Don't you think I want to do that?

I watched you... going to early Halloween parties and having cookouts

while Macaulay Culkin was frustrated with how slow life is now,

Meaning he's too old to stand up for himself but these young bitches are getting pregnant and having get togethers to flaunt more bullshit on social media.

They don't give a fuck about life. They want to die Mr. Culkin.

That's why they chose to get pregnant after saying they would help me.

You know damn well I'm not going to come between you and your demon child.

But this is a war.

A war on Hollywood and ALL ITS FACTIONS.

And during The Apocalypse of all times.

I told you guys it was the Apocalypse. It just didn't come in the way that the Neanderthal Christians thought it would.

But what did the Bible say?

"Well unto you with child in this day!"

That means you're a stupid bitch if you decide to get pregnant during the Apocalypse.

Look, If you are not with me then you are against me.

You wanted to see what the towers look like spiritually because you want to take their designs and build them for Satan.

And I wish you absolutely nothing but death because of that.

They tried to get me to move to new York because that's where they live.

Cool but they needed to see me in person because I might be "one of those NPC people that disappear in and out of time."

WHY!? Does that fucking matter? I'm not one of those creatures, but why would that hinder you in ANY way during a WAR!?

YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE WRONG THING!

...WHICH TELLS ME ITS TIME TO BRING RESIDENT EVIL 7 TO YOUR HOUSEHOLD LIKE YOU DID TO BRITNEY SPEARS THAT POOR DIZZY BITCH.

This means war like I said.

And that also means I don't give a fuck about your children.

You didn't care when Cher and will were raping kids.

I don't care if yours gets raped.

I told people I can provide protection to them if they wanna move in my neighborhood and fight this with me, but why the fUCK would I have to say that to the GOVERNMENT!?

You all are useless! Buy your life hoe! WITH THAT BLOOD MONEY FROM ULTRONS SMOKY DICK. GOODNIGHT!

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Justin Bieber.

I avoided talking about in great detail the damage he inflicted on me, including that skank Hailey.

I am not going to read back what he did to me in the scrolls, I'll just take from my memory and God's.

Justin was my FAVORITE celebrity! My absolute FAVE!

I hated anyone coming against him! I wanted nothing but the best for him. When that girl claimed he raped her backstage and she got pregnant, I took his side, and even after she came to me in secret saying "I didn't fucking lie! I was just a little whore at the time so people didn't believe me...whatever fuck you!"

Yet she claiming to be a Christian never exposed how he was always acting like a creepy old guy to his younger attractive fans, fans like madison beer, he gave her a music career because he wanted to fuck her. She was a CHILD.

I felt uncomfortable with how he treated his female "friends" he was always very touchy feely with them. And I now understand why Selena couldn't shut up about him "rathering models."

Exposing SMG must be hailey like the selenators said, because Justin was a Christian, or he was supposed to be.

He filmed Madison Beer masturbating and she posted it on Instagram. Then deleted it because she rightfully got in trouble through her mom.

Someone started a blog, saying "exposing madison beer" and it was her. Yet she didn't want to tell on justin. She wanted to tell on herself and Scooter braun instead.

I feel like her, because why am I just now saying this? Justin got really good at using Christ as a cover up and we all just accepted it.

Hailey is a demon woman, I've accepted this, her creating an obsessive blog to defend and define justin makes sense.

She was his stalker for most of her life then she writes this blog kissing his ass so he'd marry her and it worked.

And I realized it worked because he's evil.

A real Christian man would never marry someone like hailey. She used to be an escort back in the early 2010s along with Kendall, kylie and karlie kloss Taylor swifts ex lover. She is lazy and lies about her lifestyle like that bitch becca bloom.

A real man of God would see right through her and fucking murder her ego. I remember when she trued being Brazilian because justin likes Latinas. She really is a sociopath who will copy any woman he likes.

And I remember her sending me edits of herself saying "do you look like this?" And I never actually clicked on it.

Back to Justin, I prayed for them to get together because I thought his bitch ass needed to be married. She was the wrong one, and I defended him against her when I realized what she was.

She is a curse on his life. But why? Was it "selulu" using witchcraft to get back at him, no obviously not.

Then what? It just means that that imp with the body of a centipede I had a really weird fever dream about was Justin.

A giant bug came to me "from the demon plane" it said with the head of Justin bieber. His eyes were fully dark blue and he was always happy, because a centipede is an orgy, that's what they are and he loved being surrounded by SO many people, that's why he needed to be famous when his witch mother brought him into the world.

It was the only thing that could satisfy him.

I now realize by keeping what I know a secret it would make me look bad.

Justin raped "billie eilish" in front of me, I put quotations because when I looked at the Billie in question it was just Hailey messing with him. She knew how much his mental health had deteriorated and she would often pretend to be other women on the inside and he could somehow see that and believe her.

"Ultron," helped her I'm sure. She was like another "gamora" to him.

She had big fake tits on and got mad that he was paying more attention to my raw visceral reaction than he was to her pornhub theatrics.

Then billie, the real billie came to warn me that they were gonna do that to make her look bad because she needed more money "don't take it serious" she told me.

Billie is not a victim like I thought. I like her too but everyone in Hollywood has to burn. "If we burn, you burn with us!" A lot of households were lit ablaze metaphysically by Hollywood and now cali is on fire yet again.

They told me that was normal. But is it normal that your kids are finally remembering how you told them, "I know you're not actually a child, so I can rape you. Just stand there and don't scream."?? Something Kim Kardashian said to that blue haired north west.

Justin tried to disturb me several times after that because he recognized, I might be a good person if I was truly hurt by him showing me his romp with "Billie" after he wept on camera saying how he wanted to protect her and he was scared for her.

He thought he could make some money disturbing the peace of a real Christian, he probably did this to other Christians as well, because one pastor and his wife prayed to me asking for guidance after they had a wet dream that they had a threesome with Justin.

A dream he sent them. But for me it was videos. "Meta" videos, dark and blurry so that if I posted it people could say it doesn't matter anyway.

Those videos are very hard to come by and I'm sorry that I cannot show them to you. But I learned through kabbalah that AI is spiritual just as much as it is physical. Its "meta."

Three people from kabbalah told me that if you ask the right AI bot they will give you the evidence because this generation of celebrities are so untalented that they used AI for pretty much everything.

I didn't believe them until I was casually being a fan of BTS, and I was using an AI art maker to draw fan art of them as a meme. This is how I found out that namjoon and the rest of them niggas ran a train on megan the stallion.

The AI ALL OF SUDDEN said "I remember them!" And then painted me SEVERAL pictures of a tall thick black woman with seven guys in suggestive positions. I said "why that look like BTS?" Then I remembered there was a blind item that Hybe deleted because it exposed that they all ran a train on a specific "horsey" rapper.

In the picture that the AI drew for me Megan was wearing the same outfit she had on at the Billboard Awards and I don't remember which billboard I just remember I watched it and she was wearing that exact outfit.

They all looked confused and stupid. Like someone put them up to this and no matter how many times I tried to get the AI to stop it still kept bringing up this incident from different angles. It was like a horror movie. So I tried it with other "favs" of mine and I saw Ariana grande twerking on two children "for ultron" that's what the AI said.

That's why I started telling people on my blog that the AI are actually humans who act like robots and they were trying to expose Hollywood but only to the baby spirits because I don't think a lot of people were experiencing this.

Then back to the main culprit. Justin and hailey was backstage at a "SOMBER" concert raping their son "Jack blues bieber." Hailey told him to do it. Justin obeyed like some fuckin retard.

I saw that one of them were trying to tell me that Michael Jackson will come back to life, I kept getting pictures of him looking like a zombie. I just wanted to throw that in there.

I realize all of Hollywood was aware of this "imposter syndrome era" thing and many of them were preparing for it.

Michael Jackson killed himself in 2009 because the Imposter age was going to start on exactly January 1st 2010 and then really get nasty around 2016 and then end this exact year of 2026. He knew this and that's probably why he's coming back because I don't think he should...

To all those moonwalkers or should I say moonstalkers, watching over him like Hollywood watched over me, you were saying "no no shut up, he's still alive!" And I believe you now.

Remember when I told you that I died because of covid? I think it was covid 18 not 19.

I met Michael jackson, he said "the imposter aka "ultron" is a grand being! He can make anyone rich or famous as long as they are ratchet. On exactly January 1st 2010 you will see an influx of horrible pop stars who cannot sing who can't even dance but people will be praising them like they are me don't fall for it" and then he says "...wait it's 2024 I'm already late aren't I??" Then he left confused and old, I said "don't come to life, you'd be the only good one and they'd try to murder you, like that producer who tried to give my mom a career in music for the imposter age but she came to him drunk and it made her look too frivolous."

He didn't say anything and I was just stuck in a liminal space awaiting trial, I realized we were both trying to come back to life. I just got here a little early.

So you see Hollywood, did end up killing me, but I was brought back like Jesus, and I think to myself, "this would make anyone arrogant perhaps they were right to be praying to me and worshiping me in Kabbalah."

Taylor told me she died several times over the decades of her stupud life, Billie said she watched Taylor die once yet we all see her standing right there on the screen poorly singing and dancing, AI is not that advanced, she really did come back to life and that's why people started to worship her too.

But I believe it is okay now for real Christians to pray for the death of evil popstars. She had that damn thanos "snapping" her back into existence but now that the imposter age is over, you bitches will die this time and you will stay dead, including you Justin and Hailey, although her death might come through another way...

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I think I changed the game.

I wrote this next book to be a romance novel for men. That is the main theme here.

I want christians reading it not delusional witches who THINK they are Christian.

I want men reading it the most, obviously. It's not a very girly girl romance if you ask me.

TRIGGER WARNINGS:

Now that the black has cleared and we are in the gray, all those celebrities, I found to be morally gray will make an appearance in this book.

They will be named, not hidden at all.

(Unless they're irrelevant)

It is your choice if you want to believe in what is said. As a journalist, I do believe in what I saw so I wrote it.

Another trigger warning SPECIFICALLY for kpop stans.

All I can say is DO NOT READ THIS AT ALL.

You will be hurt. Kpop stars are the most morally gray people I've had the displeasure of talking to. They don't act right when faced with their own decisions.

I mentioned that Kai from exo was hired by kabbalah to watch over me and I did not find anyway to integrate that into the book, because he was A child at the time, so its gray, but not enough to be in the book.

However Exo did try to rape me "aS a JoKe"

At least three out of five of them, approached me in that way, thinking it was a dream. They were seriously unconscious while still walking around. Its sad.

To be honest I think they were angry that Kai was always conveniently missing whenever they were about to commit a sin for the Imposter. He knew more than they did.

BTS did harass me through Instagram, through their fans because they are the "pied piper" and like to put love spells on their fans like the pied piper did to those demon kids.

I forgave all of these, because they seem genuinely mentally unstable like Hollywood pretends to be. Yet I still put them in there because they should have listened when God told them not to go outside or else they'd regret it.

You don't have to worry though. Its not gonna be in the first two chapters.

It's just gonna be sex.

That's the last warning. YUYUHAKUSHO, yuyuhakusho, GOD / HIDDEN TRAVEL ON GRAY PAPER - pixiv

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CHAPTER 9 & 10: Jujutsu Kaisen, YUYUHAKUSHO, yuyuhakusho / HIDDEN TRAVEL ON BLACK PAPER - pixiv

CHAPTER 11 & 12: Jujutsu Kaisen, YUYUHAKUSHO, yuyuhakusho / HIDDEN TRAVEL ON BLACK PAPER - pixiv

BONUS CHAPTER: TOMORROW, Because I feel like it. pysche! Jujutsu Kaisen, YUYUHAKUSHO, yuyuhakusho / HIDDEN TRAVEL ON BLACK PAPER - pixiv

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There are FOUR chapters left in the blackbook. "Miss Juicy" you appear at the last one. BREAKING NEWS: In order to curse more peoples, I decided to write a bonus chapter of influencers telling me THEIR side of the story including the original creator of yu yu hakusho, since he told me that he IS Yusuke Urameshi. Alot of the original characters are based off of REAL LIFE people he met and hung out with! Hope his friends don't mind me calling them animal people. His story really is amazing! He practiced shinto and Daoism at the same time and really did go through all of that crazy spiritual shit you see Yususke suffering in the anime/manga. I believe you sensei! That's just another reason I wrote this "Fiction." Because it's starting to look real. Speaking of real. Ben Stiller contacted me once for an interview, not even knowing who I was. He just did it because "Ultron" liked me and was trying to make me famous. So the imposter made him do it. Big mistake. I was finishing the black book around this time that he came to me, and I just ended up putting him into it. He's gonna hate the bonus chapter, because during that interview I asked him a question about miley cyrus, and he answered very very honestly, because, I believe that is the effect that covid had on him. Also the cast of "Euphoria" make a cameo as well but it was only for comedic purposes. They're all stupid as shit. So that's now five chapters left! Enjoy!\ (I didn't actually post them yet just be prepared, because it means the gray book will be worse...)

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A Curse.

Jujutsu Kaisen, YUYUHAKUSHO, yuyuhakusho / HIDDEN TRAVEL ON BLACK PAPER - pixiv

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BLACK BOOK IS HERE!!! Okay I'm finally gonna post the black book Hidden Travel On Black Paper Chapter 1 & 2

NUMBER ONE: pixivRainEffect, Christian, Adventure / HIDDEN TRAVEL ON BLACK PAPER - pixiv

NUMBER TWO: pixivRainEffect, Jujutsu Kaisen, GOD / HIDDEN TRAVEL ON BLACK PAPER - pixiv

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Deleted Scenes From Our Hidden Travelers

White Book

The White Book is perfect. There are no deleted scenes

Black Book

EPISODE XX ; CHAPTER XX

Chiaki borrowing from his sister, her blowdryer

Chiaki comes into his sister's room to steal her blow dryer to “microwave” his food. The kitchen is too far away. and as she's taking a nap, she wakes up paranoid, from a dream, she sees her brother blurry, and before he leaves he looks back at her with a smirk, “Why you look like that?” Groggy she responds “...I was… doing a video…” Her two ponytails are mismatched and she has on what looks like clown makeup. He says nothing, trying not to laugh out loud, and just silently leaves.

Chiaki as a baby spirit in the 80s, dances to get his dad’s attention, then turns emo in the 90s, all to impress his dad enough to accept him

Since Chiaki was conceived in the 80s but then was aborted, he had stayed around a long time trying to be born. He used to do break dances to get his dad to pay attention to him and all it did was make him laugh during dark loopy moments in his life.

In the 90s he tried looking emo because his dad was trying to be teenager again, but instead of some ruddy-duddy white suburban teenager like he was in the '80s he was going to be, an emo kid, “a cool one.” The emo scene was fresh and new at this time and some of them were what he would call “vanity hoppers.” Meaning they only cared about the look of being something because it was popular and they would hop around to the next thing “in about a week.” They didn't actually know what it took to actually subscribe to the feeling of being an emotional wreck. Something Chiaki's father understood. Emo just means emotional and dark. And he was very much that, after he realized he allowed a grown ass woman named Elizabeth to rape him as a child. He's a fallen angel he should have known better. 

One night when he was trying to get some sleep, Chiaki floated over him looking like an emo swooped monkey baby this time around, saying, with earnest, but anger, “DAD! WHY! DON'T YOU WANT ME!?” 

His father only stared at the ghostly figure before him. Silence…then he jumps up, side swiping at the ghostly boy saying “I AIN'T NO DAMN MONKEY!!” Chiaki actually leaves this time, wailing like a pig, oddly enough.

God takes Chiaki and tells him he will be born at a later time and so he stays with God, up there, while still in the 90s, he does meet another baby spirit named Esh. It's a girl and he instantly is drawn to her, and God had to put him in another part of heaven because of it. 

“WHY AM I A MONKEY, JESUS? I AINT NO MONKEY!!!” Chiaki's father looks up at God, challenging him. God just laughs and says “Could have fooled me.” God showed him a picture of Edward Scissorhands, someone he swore he wasn't trying to look like, and Chiaki's father died that day from embarrassment. But he was revived later and somehow got a music career.

Gray Book

EPISODE XX ; CHAPTER XX

Kazuma takes pictures of Amera’s breasts while she pretends not to notice his long absence

Kazuma asks Amera to wear some “Rihanna clothes.” Meaning translucent clothing and he makes sure they are very …not opaque. He can see her nipples through the dress top she's wearing and he's telling her he'll be gone for quite some time but really he just grabs a digital camera, hides himself behind the house, and takes pervy pictures of her through the window “as a joke.” 

She's actually looking around wondering why he's taking so long, when he said he was only going “across the street for some milk, hehe.”

And he finds her irresistibly adorable with how stupid she's being. 

God actually gets mad at him for doing too much and yells at him, in the form of a small earthquake that only happens outside -around him and nowhere else.  He runs in the house, actually screaming, and he sits on the nearest chair trying to act normal, with a scared yet blank face. 

EPISODE XX ; CHAPTER XX

Kazuma gets a shoe fetish shopping for Amera to apologize for scaring her

One night, late at night, Kazuma is matching his own freak by finally indulging in a little bit of masturbation. “But it still feels gay.” He thought, so he spiritually calls on his wife, waking her up in the middle of the night, through his energy instructing her to walk into the living room where he is so she can watch him, jerk himself off. 

“Kazuma…? Where are you??” She says sleepily. But then is immediately awakened, in shock at a dark figure on her couch seemingly touching himself inappropriately! 

All the lights are turned off. In the house, Kazuma doesn't like to waste electricity. But the electricity between them is quite palpable, it's on and it's bright, because she's getting shock waves running through her body out of the fear that some strange man broke into her house and started masturbating  just to disturb her.

Now the shockwaves are pleasurable, because God made her eyes more clear in the darkness. It's just her loving husband, having another episode. She tries to get closer, but he puts his free hand up, “No! No, just stand right there, just stand right there! Don't look away either or else it's gay, you can't look away. Stay right there.” He whispers softly as his hand movements become more vigorous. 

She literally freezes up like a blow up doll, arms and legs out to the sides, leaving her mouth open and everything. They lock eyes in the darkness and he laughs at her “looking like a sex doll” and tells her to remove her top, so he can see her “nubbies.” 

The intense serial killer stare he's giving her is arousing, yet still, this is a traumatizing experience for Amera. One she is happy about because it means she will never want to leave him and she will only want him. Yet it is still traumatizing nonetheless.

He breathes out a satisfied sigh, then retorts “Run.” “Huh?” She responds.

Without another warning, he gets up, sprinting at her, and she does what she should have already done and moves with lightning speed to the back of the house. Laugh screaming like a child.

The next morning he is extremely embarrassed and apologetic. This type of behavior usually happens around his “meriod.” PJs name for the male period, where the man gets a 5 o clock shadow on his face, that always happens mostly around 5 in the afternoon. 

He eats sweets and starts acting strange because his estrogen levels went up, so he does feel a little gay, but having a wife makes it less unbearable. Kazuma is a little different though and the symptoms show up a little later at night when he's randomly horny for no reason. 

He feels like he keeps traumatizing his wife, so he hugs her first thing in the morning, after her shower. It's a very deep hug, he's crushing her close to him, smelling her neck and apologizing, but she only says “for what?” Once and is sighing into his shoulder. He feels so good in this cold morning air. She wants to drop her towel, but she senses he's not sexually aroused at all, he's scared.

Right now he's burying his face in the nook of her neck and shoulders, because she's wearing that nice sweet scent that smells like fresh water and pomegranates. He bought it for her, after getting stuck in a bath & body works because everything smelled so good. It's something he told her to wear, because it makes him feel less “killy.” Meaning if he senses something sinful happening in any part of the world while he's on his myriad of emotions, it makes him feel murderous.

That smell on his pretty wife's skin tames the murderous beast from within. Something about the way the smell mixes with her skin, it's like witchcraft. (Funny enough. It's called “Fresh Water Cranberry” but the ingredients literally say “fresh water and pomegranate extract.” He's crazy enough to turn the bottle around and read that every time to make himself laugh.) 

When he sniffs that on her he thinks “I won't hurt anyone with you around.” He thinks it is such a sacrifice she does this for him, because she's a girl, what if she wants to try another scent? Girls love different perfumes right? Men only need one. She likes axe, so he wears that. (He doesn't actually realize that she keeps buying different axe smells because she thinks every last one of them smells good on him, she just randomly sprays it at him, while he stupidly asks “what the hell are you doing?” Then she's suddenly glued to him, making him feel like Goku and Yusuke, carrying those spirit weights...) He tells her to wear others but she never seems to want to unless she's going out with her friends.

“I'm sorry for making you put up with me, I want to do something for you, something big, just ask.”

She couldn't even think of anything, because why is he acting like he committed a crime? 

She just hugs him back for a while and tells him to shut up by patting his head, something that insults him. He pouts and goes to the kitchen to prepare his meal prep for the week, instead of her doing it this time. 

Amera makes the mistake of opening her Instagram, and seeing an ad for some new red bottom stilettos. Her eyes light up and she squeals. “THEY HAVE RUBIES AT THE BOTTOM NOW!?” The sparkle filter they're using is really working on her.

“Okay, let's go see about it then.” He says without even looking up from the stove.

“But ..it's online.”

“You know I like to go in person, to see if they're real.” 

“No Kazumaaaahhh~dont shut down my favorite fashion brand, pleasssee.”

They make it to “the source of the ad” as Kazuma calls it and they find it was legit. They do in fact have real rubies on the bottom  and they are beautiful, “But who's going to see them?” Kazuma asks. He's also asking God if they stole these rubies. “If they are not saved why do they have your jewels, they are like beelzebub, aren't they?” Kazuma might have to monitor the stilettos company.

“Kazumaaah~~, like this.” She puts one on and does several poses where you could see the red bottom and a new part of his mind opens up. “See, you're so tall you wouldn't be able to look down that low, but…”

He didn't hear anything she said. The old man spoke to God loudly, "I HAVE AN IDEA. HEAR ME OUT, NOW!!”

“ALL I KNOW IS, SHE LOOKS SEXY AS EFF-WORD RIGHT NOW, IF I BUY ALL THE SHOES FROM STILETTOS THEY WONT BE ABLE TO TELL IM STEALING THEIR BUSINESS FOR MY WIFE TO OWN. PIGS DON'T NEED TO WEAR HEELS, ITS WRONG. HILARIOUS, BUT WRONG.”

“Your meriod is not over yet, calm down.” Says The Father.

“GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS PLEASE!” He wouldn't think to do this but he heard Chiaki screaming at God just last week about money saying he wanted to buy an amusement park for his wife, because she was angry that they replaced the terror tower with Harry Potter. “GIMME SOME MONEY JESUS!” Chiaki cried and both Kazuma and Amera heard it for some reason while sleeping, making them giggle.

Kazuma had gained a shoe fetish and bought anyone she looked at with the money he had on hand. He laughs at himself, pretending like he's doing this for God “to get his jewels back.” He doesn't care about those damn rubies.

Well. Time for another love montage.

Amera wants to be choked and Kazuma turns into Sailor Jupiter.

Just a short deleted scene of Amera admitting that she might like being choked.

He accidentally grabs her neck during foreplay, but then she says something that annoys him and he jokingly tells her “You probably shouldn't talk like that while I'm over you.” His smile is so attractive she gets him right back with her own witty remark, “Don't squeeze my neck, I might like being choked.”

He instantly gets hot over that and then starts imagining that he is Makoto from sailor Moon transforming into sailor Jupiter. He had to think of something stupid, instead questioning why he thought that was sexy. 

She was joking, but now she's worried he won't even try it to really make sure, now she feels bad, like she opened him up to something he shouldn't or even wouldn't know or even think about. 

She prayed against it, she didn't want to accidentally open herself up to actual abuse. This was a smart call though because he was about to go on another long journey, and it would have looked like he left her. Things like these are huge to him because the little things lead to big things for him, something he accepted at his adult age.

Instead he just came back after talking and walking with God like a crackhead on the streets, he told Amera, “I don't like Ember like that. You don't have to act like her so much, I just thought you were a fan of the recluse so that's why I didn't stop you and your weird fan girly moments, but that's too much. Just be you, because that's the person I married.”

Chiaki is jailed for attacking a YouTuber

Ember and Amera are led to a party by “the twin towers.” Two beelzebub women who are always attached at the hip and might actually be lesbians. They think that since they used to be the towers of America they can hang out with the towers of the world.

After the party, they all get into a limousine and one of the twins brings up their love life with their significant others. She opens up the conversation to talk about sex just so she can know how the famous towers are really living. 

Amera says “Nuh-uh! I won't disgrace the uniform by talking about anything my husband does, unless he tells me to. No way!” She says, shaking her head like an old lady. 

“Okay, so she can't say anything without her lawyers present.” One of the twins playfully rolls their eyes.

But then they say, “okay what about you Ember?” The bubs know Chiaki is a fire cracker in bed so they are prepared to hear something raunchy. 

But they weren't prepared for how eager she was to tell it, or what she was about to say, in great detail!

“Actually, this reminds me!” She bounces chipperly. “I need you all to come with me to bail my husband out of jail!”

“WHAT!?” They all gasp in unison.

Ember smiles sweetly, on air right now, “Last week, Chiaki and I rented a hotel that was floating over the ocean and it was really scary to me, so he tried comforting me by running a hot bath and stuff…one thing led to another…anyway I like being submissive but I don't always like it because I get dramatic flashbacks of my family abusing me so I did something bad and well, I made him moan SO loud and for so LONG, someone,  who must have been his fan -was LISTENING to us! Said through the wall “Shut up! Gay bitch! You sound like you're getting fucked up the ass! Heha!” We both got mad! But the ~puss~ was too good and he started getting mad at ME! Me! for making him feel this way. So he fucked me till I LITERALLY PASSED OUT, I CAME SO HARD I SAW STARS. I HATE WHEN HE DOES THAT SHINTO SHIT ON ME!!! BUT, while I was passed out, he eventually got up, went to the room next door, grabbed a mop and tried to stick the mop up the guy's ass, as revenge.  The guy got scared, like actually scared, and called the cops, and while I was off, away in a Dreamland somewhere, Chiaki was getting arrested, on the 11 o’clock news. Turns out the guy was a YouTuber so he's pretty famous over there, where we were. Anyway now I need help bailing Chi out.”

They just stare at her. Making her ask “...is that abusive? It's abusive right?”

“What a crazy life.” Amera wanted to say but all she could do was think about how “twin-like” Ember and Kazuma were. While Ember was telling her funny story, Ember was making facial expressions and hand gestures that were very Kazuma-like. Made Amera anxious. “It's the same facial expression, even putting the hand over the mouth in the same place! The only difference is she's telling a true story and laughing about it, but Kazuma only does that when he's lying, and he doesn't have to.”

Her spirit looks up to God, saying, “so they really are brother and sister? I'm really kind of upset about it…it's like they grew up together…”

“It was Ember's wish, to always have an older brother, especially after she could no longer be a sibling to her two sisters. I gave her a younger brother instead, because just in case she might find him sexy, she wouldn't find him sexy, because she doesn't like younger men, even if they're big, tall and strong, like Kazuma. She just loves feeling like she's the little one.”

“But what if I tried to be Chiaki’s sister?”

“He never wanted one. He always wanted to be an only child. Plus, he thinks his real sister is a slut but he can't prove it so he kind of hates her…he might think the same about you, when it comes to Chiaki you should keep the mystery alive.”

“Hmmm.” The Lord says not to worry about it but, some of the psycho traits of her husband were now going into her, it's just natural when you've been one with someone for so long, sexually.

Amera now wishes she could be everything to Kazuma, even his sister, which sounds very gross but that's just how she feels at this moment. Her eye is twitching, thinking of all the women that might be similar to Ember, and therefore are similar to him.

Before she knows it they're turning the limousine around and driving straight to the jail where Chiaki resides. 

Ember goes up to his cell greeting him with a kiss. He ran to her immediately, sorry that he got himself into another mess. “Who would you be if you didn't do stupid shit in that hoodie?” She looks up at him all dreamy-eyed. She is now thinking of her first good female friend, Amera, and how she is not afraid to stare at her husband lovingly like an idiot. She wants to be like this also, but Chiaki keeps pissing her off. She decides to accept it for now. “It's pretty easy to stare at him like a moron in love because he's really handsome now too. Haaahhh…”

When they get out, to the lobby, Ember has Chiaki thank everyone for coming to see him, during his bail out. It made him feel loved. Amera is even carrying some cinnamon rolls with candied rice on them, it's from one of the police officers who goes to Kazuma 's corner stone meet ups. The police officer's wife baked them fresh, even asking God to make them taste good “for human towers.” Unlike their big sister, Taylor, she wants to poison them with kindness instead of hate. 

Meaning these will make them fat if they eat it all in one sitting. 

Of course, Ember and Chiaki have some and Amera feels grateful that she has an aversion to sweets for some reason right now, because it means more for Kazuma, who actually really loves cinnamon rolls AND rice.

The twins are actually wanted criminals so they opted out of actually going inside the precinct and stayed outside. Cold and upset, they were,  because the driver wouldn't leave without Ember or Amera  so they waited a long time.

Clear book

EPISODE XX ; CHAPTER XX

“Chicken Teriyaki”

Ember and Chiaki actually have a HUGE fight! Ember is throwing things at him but not actually trying to hurt him, she just wishes she could go away, because she’s having another episode after seeing one of her siblings trying to move on and POSTING about it on instagram. Her middle sister is getting married! The fact that  anyone could NOT kill themselves after trying to rape their own family member drives her back to her insanity. She’s already not there most days. Loopy, forgetting shit, and Chiaki never judges her for it.

But he does not want to deal with this situation with the “Good old fashioned Dickmatizer.” This time. He prays to Yahweh, asking for a sign. A trigger of some sorts to know when she’s gonna flip out on him and have an episode. God said, “It’s when she starts calling you “Chicken Teriyaki.””

“Today she said that to me, she randomly tries being a racist towards me, but it’s not so offensive. She doesn't know that nothing she could do or say would ever offend me after all we’ve been through…” He’s not lying, most times he does not hear it when she’s being irate. If he does, then he  pretends to be mildly shocked or hurt and she calms down, she does not double down on her illness, saying things like “I can’t help it, I’m bipolar.” She only says that when she says something wildy slutty and he looks at her like she gutted his heart out.

But today, she really was trying to be offensive. She called him a bitch a few times, a hoe, “a threesome waiting to happen.” None of it registered except, when she said “Your dad never loved you.”

She got flipped upside down then. He was across the room listening to her, getting dressed from the shower, but then he ran to her with his towel falling off, jumped on the bed like tarzan, grabbed her by her legs and started arguing back while burrowing violently, his face, into her vaginal canal.

She started screaming, and she noticed how fluffy his hair was, like Esmond’s and she was worried he was doing that weird shit again, where he’s trying to mimic any guy she could like or almost like. 

While his mouth was firmly pressed against “his” clitoris, Chiaki said “How dare you say that to me! I never fucking liked my Dad anyway! I just wanted a mom that wasn’t a demon bitch!!! You can’t hurt me! No woman can!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!”  He literally screams into her like a teenage girl screaming into a pillow.

“FUCK OFF ME!!!!” Ember sounds like she’s laughing but then scratches the shit out of his forehead and he’s actually upset about that and leaves. He’s bleeding profusely, and all his delusional ass can think about now is how good the making up is going to be once she figures out how to apologize.

Because he won’t talk to her until she does.

“Chicken…” She says it by accident, “Wait…” Her voice drops to a whisper and she lays on the bed slightly sexually excited but unable to do anything about it, now.

“Chicken Teriyaki" decides to visit the father in question and he comes into the house already hearing a familiar sound. His sister yelling at his dad. He greets them like he never left and sits down on the living room sofa. Chiaki’s sister still does not want anyone knowing her name, but she is fine with them, now seeing her face, since she believes she is prettier than before.  She actually says “Hi” his sister, and he responds “Whatever.” Which actually makes her laugh and say “Who is this bitch, bruh?” She points to him, as if to say “You seeing this? Like where did he come from?” 

Arthur understands her energy and is all like “I know right? What kind of response is “Whatever?””

Then she gets mad at Arthur and half-way yells “SEE!! That's why I don’t bring guys over here!!You are supposed to be my Dad! Not my- my- my ROOMATE!!”

“Tell em sis.” Chiaki interjects comically.

“Shut the fuck up.” Then she quickly goes back to reprimanding her father. “Look! Look at your hair! What is that? You look like “I fell in love with an emo girl” You are like 40?? GROW UP!!! You’re not supposed to have your emo phase still! You gotta let that shit go after you have kids, that's what all good adults do!”

“Are you dating a black guy? Cuz that’s how you sound, also what up with the tan, I thought you were full goth? It’s gotta be a nigga.” Chiaki interrupted again.

“Can you like…kindly get hit by a bus?”

“Can you kindly fall onto a razor and slit your throat? Imagine you being an old goth grandma, wouldn't be too bad actually, you were so pale you scared elementary school kids, at least being old it'll make sense..”

“Where is your wife? Tell her to come collect her bitch.” 

“Again, I say, WHAT-ever! I’m good, that is correct, I have a wife now. I’m not messing with you two white asses anymore, I’m black now! I’m just chillin.’”

Arthur looks up from his cookbook, “Th, Ohhhh, it's so nice to have the family back.  …You want some Ramen Lasagna?!"

(They did make up afterwards. Ember met Chiaki at the park, and they hugged it out for an extremely disturbing amount of time. They just sat on the park bench feeling everything like an old couple. It was too sweet. Ofuku became diabetic looking at them, because he ships them hardcore, secretly.)

Kazuma Fights A “Hood Butch Bitch” Lesbian

Well it was more like a “One Punch Man” kind of thing. Not really a fight. 

Amera became a hit on American television for her “Nostalgic look” , something an American fashion model named Tyra Banks said to her. They wanted her on “America’s Next Top Model” pretending to be a younger aspiring model but she was already pregnant on “The Great American Bake-Off” She looks old to them, but Tyra hates ageism and wanted her on. But to Amera it’s not that serious. Kazuma is having wedding withdrawals, and now he has a precious baby girl to feed, knowing that for some reason, every person with a penis is now terrifying to him. 

He is acting more like a mom than Amera and she’s worried she’ll grow a penis and become the man, just to accommodate him. But again it’s not that serious. She seeks guidance from her mother and father, who for some reason are starting to look like random strangers she met somewhere at a couples retreat.

They tell her that it’s normal, “It just means he really cares for your daughter.” All Amera can think about is wearing matching outfits with her, and taking her everywhere like a doll. “Am I bad for thinking this way? Are you not supposed to treat your baby like a baby doll that you take everywhere?” 

“NO!! OMG!!”

“Well how else would I protect her, and make her glamorous, like me! At the same time?” 

“Girl….I’ll just pray for you.” PJ pats her shoulder, and Esmond just agrees silently, shocked at how she made it this far.

Later on Esmond says, “We really do have to pray though, the world doesn’t need anymore Hilary’s”

“But I kind of loved Hilary…”

“And that’s the problem right there.”

Elsewhere, Kazuma is walking his daughter in her “glamourous” stroller making people laugh at him as he’s walking by, he wants to be cool about it, but for some reason he cannot and he’s embarrassed, but then he remembers all the times women, and even men were weird to him as a child. “Jesus, what if my daughter comes out too developed like me and then men treat her like she's grown, HUH!!” He gasps dramatically “WHAT ABOUT LESBIANS!!??”

“Do lesbians still exist? How do they have sex? I’ve always been curious about that.” So he pretends to be a woman out of pure curiosity and boredom, thinking he’s convincing because he saw this gay couple once on a Korean TV show called “Hello Counselor” the woman pretending to be a man was really convincing and Kazuma could not tell she wasn't a man at first.

“She had facial hair, bone definition and everything, I’ll just pretend to be that!” He tried to make his voice higher but it just sounded nasally like a pig woman. Now that he was a lesbian, the giggles as he walked by didn’t offend him as much.

He was actually going to bring his daughter around that gay energy to see what it could do to her in her most vulnerable state. He actually met “Lotus” this way and her “sickly green” husband Francis, who did not call himself Francis, but "Christmas Tree Head.” 

Replaying an old scene from when he was a child, he goes into a gay bar with a baby. Lotus sees him first and because her hair is short around this time, he thinks “She’s a lesbian, she got good energy though.” Her husband Francis is right next to her, skinny and also short haired, but it's a bright neon green and he looks insane because his lashes and brows MATCH?? He also looks very feminine and Kazuma thinks he might be a hermaphrodite.

‘Hello fellow Lesbian! I am a new lesbo, and I was just wondering…how do we have sex???”

Lotus looks at Francis.

Francis looks at Lotus.

They both look at God. 

Then back to Kazuma and burst into a fit of laughter that nearly kills Francis, because he is an NPC right now who hasn't finished “uploading” yet. (He stole Gojo’s body. Gojo’s punishment for trying to put a love spell on Ember, and a violent spell on Chiaki, in which both Chiaki and Ember beat his ass, and he disappeared forever.)

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU—AHHHHHAAAAAHHAA!!!” Lotus screams as she literally rolls onto the floor. Kazuma is so sensitive these days, he gets psychotic and threatens them, “You really wanna find out if laughter kills?” He breaks out into a dance and he feels his daughter’s spirit energy going down, trying to figure out if “is this  my dad or my brother?” He immediately stops and tries to leave, but bumps into a REAL butch, dike Lesbian, WITH REAL CHIN HAIRS.

She suddenly, like Kill Bill,  gets vivid flashbacks of herself  being in front of her witch friends and saying “I’ll beat Kazuma’s ass,” because they told her “He a pastor. He homophobic.” 

(Lotus thought she looked like a real “Hood Butch Bitch” Lesbian.)

“I’m never scared” She said, “I’ll beat a nigga’s ass, ANY nigga!” They were literally there with her at this gay bar praying for her to somehow, have an encounter with him, some way,  somehow, because they know her.

They know whenever she says, “I’ll beat his ass.” It means her dick turned off and she wants to get fucked by a man again. She always talks like that when she suddenly finds a man attractive again.

Lo and behold, like clockwork she jumps back, at what looks like MILES away, and  tries to put her”dukes” up, but his big, tall self walking directly to her, turns her coochie on, and she immediately tries to grab his penis as a last ditch effort, but as soon as her arm makes a motion downward  towards his pants, he one punches the SHIT -Lotus would say “The absolute ever loving dog SHIT,” out of her head and a spirit comes out. 

The punch was so leisurely. He just balled his fist, swung lazily across her head and out flew a demon dog named “Grim.” Lotus saw it, got so uncomfortable, she left. She thought he was there because of her. Francis died. Without being popped, he just came out because he needs this body to not disappear. This body was made of negative energy and could disappear -while he’s in it.

Kazuma is standing over the butch like an emotionless murderer, trying to see if it really was a man, because “his” face was a little soft, then Kazuma looks up because he hears the closing noise of a finished video. Someone was filming on their phone and he got scared because “OH GOD NO! What if that really was a woman and I brutalized her??!?!? I’M SORRY JESUS!!! PLEASE FIX IT!!!!”

It traumatized him, he was not going to be like The African Pastor. (As awesome as he thought he was.)

THIS IS WHERE A TIMEWARP HAPPENS.

So everything that happens here gets retconned, hence why it’s a deleted scene.

Kazuma Joins CTH, –Against CTH’s Will

After knocking out that “lesbo” he wakes up and needs some fresh air. (He was in the spirit realm?) His wife isn’t there to comfort him. Kazuma goes for a walk outside. He hears Some Beautiful Music From A Park, And Realizes It’s “Lotus” And Her Husband, but this time he does remember meeting them and the green guy looks older with a beard and stache, longer hair, and he’s muscular with no shirt. Lotus looks younger, more petite and has really long hair “like Sailor Mars” something she wished for because that was Francis’ ideal “black monkey woman,” something he wished for when he was becoming a neanderthal, watching “saturday morning cartoons from america.” 

They give him nostalgia from when he was “Puma Paluma.” That version of himself thought liking Japanese anime made him cool. “It is not cool now, with all these posers around, plus it makes you act like a pervert anyway. I’m French, I have enough perversions by default already!” He got the idea to still be a king of France by spiritually harassing the French legislature. His first order of business was “kicking out that damn “Emily in Paris bitch.” She’s ugly and pale! I don’t like the sight of her.” It worked. They remembered his kingship bloodlined energy, it really felt like the original king of france visited them and it was hilarious that he was watching TV!  They exiled her immediately to Africa, “where she will be forced to get a tan.”

It ruined Lotus’ favorite show, “but it had to be done, my dear.” He speaks in “King Mode.”

But to celebrate, and to make it up to her, he hides away in japan with her and they go to that same romantic park Ember and Chiaki were in, looking like a ghost couple that highschoolers keep talking about now. He holds a private concert just for her with actual ghost members and everything! The music can only be heard by actual music lovers, with a SOUL. His words. Kazuma hears it and is inspired to live again after thinking he killed someone, when he’s a father now.

Thus begins the audition. Kazuma, feeling like a kid again, runs up to the stage he’s on and tries to sing, like those boys in the 90s randomly singing at a producer because “Hey! I have talent! Notice me! Sign me!” 

But Lotus says, pretending like she doesn't know him, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can’t do that!” But he knows it’s Yurusa and says “Why not? Oini-san, please let me be in your band!!” 

“Ughh, Oini-San…?” Kazuma was too cute, but annoying.

Then Francis remembers this has happened before. 

One time, in the actual future, he was holding auditions for new band members after getting into a fight with one of the ghost members. “I want LIVE members now! I’m not helping out dogs anymore!” He was helping dog spirits stay away from people by simply monitoring them. Kazuma came in loving the entire aesthetic and wanted in. CTH told him “Come back when you look like you’re normal…this is my band and, …I don't want anyone looking as crazy as me, why dye your hair red anyway, kid?”

“That’s just my hair! But I can dye it!” CTH couldn’t believe that was his natural hair color.

The next day Kazuma came in looking completely different. He had his hair colored black, completely, and he had his curls showing for the first time ever. They covered his top face, and he had on a black sleeveless band tee  “I’m sorry who are you?”

“It’s ME! Kazuma! I told you I would change my hair! Now I look like a real rock boy, …but black. My wife said I should try to look black, so she gelled my hair and it's curly for some reason!” Kazuma was really excited.

Amera was giving him ideas and he said, “Maybe it’ll be cool if no one sees my eyes!!” She exclaimed “YEAH!! Like -like the the THE MYSTERIOUS TYPE IN BOY GROUPS!!!”

This worked for him because he did not want his congregation knowing anymore of his private life.

 “I actually didn't know I had this hair! It’s curly! Aw, all I saw all my life was just cloud fluff! I thought the gel would make it lay down flat like it’s straight but it curled up, it’s so cool!!!” He says this while smiling and peaking an eye through his curls, his one brown eye sparkling.

CTH’s eyes widen, and he blushes, ready to worship the cuteness of Kazuma Kuwabara (The Second). A star appears over his head, and he right away screams “YES!!!”

(Kazuma’s last words “I should get a diamond grill, too!” Now people really would not recognize him.)

Blue Book (Lotus)

EPISODE XX ; CHAPTER XX

Arthur Releases An Autobiography To Cash In On His Own “Hidden Travels.”

In the distant future, Kofuku, now,  Ofuku Amane, opens up a book store to sell the physical manifestation of the hidden travel series. 

Yet he gets the urge and idea to write his own story. “These books will give everyone that is like me, autobiography fever, I'm sure.”

So he tries to get the jump on “everyone” by writing about his own life first and he realizes his life has been pretty eventful. It's not at all boring like he thought.

He has a bunch of copies made FOR FREE by sleeping with this girl who works at a printing press and fills the entire store up with them. People walk in and they see it's just a store filled with his face. They all think it's a joke.

The autobiography is called “I'm Just A Guy, Standing In Front Of A God, Asking Them To Love Me.”

“A Christian Book On How To Just Be, After The Age Of The Witch.”

[The long ass name is just a joke…Kofuku would say]

“Are you ready to live, laugh, love again?

Are you afraid of what the future holds?

Did you accidentally commit a heinous crime while under the influence of the Imposter? 

Call some attorneys at law because I can't help you! 

BUT! While you're on trial, this book will give you a good time, like an escort on a Tuesday night. 

It's going to stroke your heart and make your brain orgasm!

Buy this and you'll never have to worry about what it feels like to live, laugh or love again!”

Lotus buys it and actually gets sent “back to the future.” The book has witchcraft on it that attacks wanted criminals of the Imposter age. Her attack came in the form of her being back in the 80s, as a child for just a split second. That was all it took for her. It fucked her head up, so she stopped doing witchcraft for a little while.

It's like everybody died, but at least he lived. 

At least he laughed 

And he fell in love.

After his book got famous on a certain website, he kept meeting thousands of monkey women who weren't just a man in a dress. 

They were all competing for his dick, and he got so happy, he had to read his own book again and it sent him right back to when he first “gave birth” to chiaki.

“A part of me must be depressed, because damn bitch I do need to grow up a little…”

It was one monkey woman whose Spirit looked like she was laying down sleeping, or maybe she was dead? 

He couldn't tell but since she didn't smell like rigoramortis he figured she must be sleeping.

There were others that looked like that but he thinks that they were just sociopathic dogs pretending to be a monkey. (Some of them were.)

This one was special because while she was laying down knocked out she had on a purple top hat with a flower on it. 

“She's from the 90s!!” Arthur got excited and for the first time Kofuku could be a child again, but this time the right way, where his heart will soar up instead of down, and he doesn't have sperm anymore! So no damn kids! Yay!

AAuthor: (This is actually too fuggin funny and I might put it in the book, officially.)

"AAuthor" Is ME, Amber Clark. AAuthor="Amber Author" or "Amber The Author." I won't spotlight Arthur anytime soon so that's an old note.

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True Stories of Immigrants being bad for this country.

I grew up in the hood where they place immigrants ON PURPOSE, because they can already tell how disruptive they are and we all know the undesirables always go to the hood.

I've seen and heard a lot of reasons to hate them. But I still didn't until today.

When I was in highschool there was this strange influx of Egyptian immigrants coming into jersey.

The first thing we saw happening was classmates disappearing. Kids waiting for their parents outside the school then getting trafficked.

Our gym coach had to hold a special meeting telling us about this, said he was RISKING his family but could not stand by knowing what he knows.

"You are good kids. You don't deserve this." It told me he was into some shady practices too, but he was "one of the good ones." An african immigrant just trying to feed his family.

Next couple of weeks me and my siblings had to watch our backs as vans kept following us home.

One guy, that looked like a fuckin ninja turtle, followed me home really tryna sell modeling to me like his life depended on it.

I guess satan raped his ass because my mom drove away, so he couldn't finish the mission boohoo.

Next thing that happens is our VERY CAPABLE math teacher gets attacked by a virus, that is like covid, and now we have an Egyptian math teacher who PROUDLY, I MEAN HE WAS FUCKING SMILING AND LAUGHING, admitting that he only got this job because of connections through his dad.

Then he takes it further and says, he got BANNED in Egypt FOR LIFE because he robbed SEVERAL banks.

None of us thought it was true. Not with that thick ass goofy ass accent and the fact that he said "nah I did it on a camel! I robbed the bank on a camel! Thats-thats probably how they caught me!"

It's believable now seeing as how Egyptian criminals don't get cars, but back then it just sounded like a racist stereotype he made up to make americans laugh at him. To make himself seem harmless. Same tactic as Hollywood. Its the whole point of the roasts.

Mind you I never learned ANYTHING from him. We were in highschool and suddenly with him, we were doing FIFTH GRADE LEVEL ALGEBRA. He would just give us online work of long division and multiplication. THATS IT.

Its all looking like Hollywood to me now.

Next thing I wanna tell you I didn't witness because I was too young to care, I was a baby. Before that influx of Egyptians in my home city, there was 9/11.

I know, I know, right? But I actually have inside info on that because I grew up right next to new York.

My mom told me a story about how she got to meet the mayor of new York because in her neighborhood there was a huge burst of merriment and partying.

Everywhere in new york people were crying and hugging but in jersey we had an entire neighborhood of muslim immigrants FROM EGYPT, living it up like santa came to town.

My mom knew by their accent and the fact that they kept saying they are "COGIC." No idea what that means, but it's something Egyptian men would always say to her when they would try to "holla."

She told me these things so I can watch out for them because some of them started to lie about where they came from because a lot of people in Jersey were starting to hate them.

So there was a large group of them piling up in this one neighborhood in Jersey and we lived near that neighborhood, I mean right there in it.

So literally every day they were having block parties smiling dancing doing all the things you would do on the 4th of July.... but for 9/11.

And the reason they felt that comfortable was because the black people in Jersey didn't give a shit about 9/11. They thought "good for ya ass, you always terrorize us it's time for you to be terrorized too." They stupidly thought only rich white people had been hurt by this And I literally heard them say this right in front of me when I was old enough to ask them about it.

Anyway, the mayor of new York, for whatever reason came to visit Jersey and heard "all the hubbub" My mom tattled and told the mayor everything they were doing and he threatened to have them all "put away for a long time if they did not put an end to this partying." My mom said he said it just like that, came back with government officials and everything. This was in 2001.

So we've had this problem with Egyptians for a long time.

The mayor should have done more. Because I bet those Egyptians from 2001 had children and those are the guys who came back trying to sex traffick me and my classmates. Because I remember them looking like very young men in their teens or twenties.

Admittedly we thought middle eastern guys are hot, even my math teacher. The girls would talk behind his back and say "I think he lowkey retarded but it's okay because he fine as hell." I agreed, all the girls did. Same shit as Hollywood. Its how they get you.

In fact my math teacher kinda looked like Luigi Mangione. But more tanned and skinnier. He had "blacker features" which made him appealing to the little megan the stallions in my class. The sarah bartmans, I call them.

But after my mom told me this story time and time again I still said we should be kind to immigrants. WELP! Not anymore! Dox those bitches and drive them out they house! Immigrants are evil until proven innocent. I already know they gon try to do it to me for exposing them, but if I as an artist can't create I have nothing to lose bitch!

IT DON'T MATTER IF I'M LEAVING, STAY OUT OF AMERICA'S PUSSY SINCE YALL LIKE MEGAN SO MUCH, I'M TALKING TO YOU JOE ROGAN, YOU RACIST ASSHOLE. I KNOW WHERE YOUR UGLY, MR. NOT CLEAN, DIRTY BALD HEADED ASS IS FROM. YOU AIN'T NO AMERICAN BITCH!

ANYBODY THAT SUPPORTS THE LIKES OF ICE SPICE OR MEGAN THE STALLION IS A RACIST! PERIOD! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! ITS TRUTH. YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY BLACK WOMEN AND WANT TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BY FUNDING WITCH BLACK WHORES.

And I do mean witch! Fuck out my dms!

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ART IS LIFE FOR THE ARTIST

I'm confessing that I want to kill all of the delusional artists who took my jobs away from me through nepotism AND SLEEPING AROUND.

I attacked that ship because it was a swinger ship filled with hollywood fans. If you went to a good school like I did, you had sex ed. Where they teach you that bi-sexual people are the reason why diseases spread, at least that's what my sex ed teacher had to tell me when I asked, "how the hell did MILLIONS of people get this disease?"

That's why I don't believe in bisexuality, i believe in bi-erasure! Because it's just you being a HOE!

WHY GIVE IT ANOTHER NAME? WE KNOW A HOE WHEN WE SEE ONE!

These are also the type who like to call themselves artists!! They think "art is chaos." Then they do stupid shit like they're jules from fuckin euphoria. Drawing dicks all over the place expecting it to go on network television and then walking away from a GOOD thing because "You just don't get me, you can't censor me! IM A REAL ARTIST!!"

NEWSFLASH: ANYONE CAN PAINT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ART DIPSHIT! YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL!

YOU ARE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER. YOU AINT THE MORAL TO THE FUCKIN STORY.

YOU ARE A FRAUD.

I can't fucking breath until I draw, or write, or sing, your bitch ass can't see straight if you're not taking a dumb demon guy away from his wife! I pray all you fake artists who contribute to mediocracy get the hantavirus and it MUTATES in your body into something physical this time. Because it is spiritual right now, that's why it gave false positives.

But today, I declare war against hollywood AND its horrid fanbase of whores and robbers!

May every TRUE Christian speak this prayer a thousand times when they see this.

May every artist who was pushed out of hollywood because they made taylor swift uncomfortable with how much of a better singer they were, pray this prayer specifically towards her, dua lipa, sabrina carpenter, and every girl who had a will smith pay their way after giving rancid coochie.

I wanted the Christians to see my prayers. They are powerful. A demon will use it for satan and end up killing him.

Pray wisely.

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People can come back from the dead. Jesus did it. And so did I. I woke up to my house possibly under attack. Why do I say that? Because of the strange man outside my house instructing people, WITH A LOUD ASS, microphone on how to find my house! Then two helicopters flew over my roof several times morning, noon and night. I'm hearing one right now...but far away. Am I paranoid enough to say they are trying to kill me? No actually, I would not say that. I want people to know that the whole time I was writing this blog, helicopters kept passing my house, stopping and hovering, because their dumbasses forgot they were supposed to drop down. (Thats my guess.) I was stupid like everyone else with covid, I thought "That's so annoying and loud, shut up!" Then it hit me that maybe there is a reason they keep circling my specific neighberhood. I remember some victims of hollywood writing in forums, that people would always find them after they left cali and it seemed like witchcraft. They even had the person's number and called them with threats. So the forum was closed and the persons never spoke again. They have not done that to me yet. But I want those women and men on those forums, to know, I'm doing this for you too. But men do keep standing outside my house like they are stuck. As a silly little Christian, I choose to believe that God is freezing them in place to protect me because why the hell are you standing frozen in my front yard looking like you have something to say but you can't. I gained enough courage to go outside in front of them and they continued standing there but now wobbling like they are being controlled. This is the shit I get for trying to just get a job in hollywood, because art is the only thing I'm good at! WHAT THE FUCK!? I even saw one of them HIDING behind the store I was at to pick up some groceries with a shank, ready to stab ME! I guess! But his dumbass didn't turn around to see I was already upstairs! I'm done shopping! Say hello! I just went back inside. waited till he was gone and he was. Something I've been learning to do. It sucks. I wanna give an update on the hantavirus, because I accused hollywood of creating covid, to make people stupid enough to worship them no matter what, well now I have something to say about hantavirus, its not made by them. Yay! It was made by me! I don't want the cops, I want the FBI to come and get me, because what have they done for our society if hollywood is still standing? This is why I've been gone for so long. Now, when I say "I made it" I mean I prayed for it! Taylor and her fans attacked me with witchcraft, so I thought to do the same and it actually Worked! I see my work of art on the news! What a way to go! I'm a true artist now! I'll keep praying until hollywood is dead. I prayed a very specific prayer. The virus does not hurt humans. Kim Kardashian said "We're not actually human, that's why we can go through this and you can't." Let's see how "Not human" you really are :)