I Think I’m Funny

Funny maybe, lonely definitely (if you want context it’s just not possible)

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Stone cold dream Austin

Had a dream. lady was singing in it. I told her to shut the fuck up because I only like male singers

It’s true but god damn I’m stone cold

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Anonymous

i pray that not a single person i know ever sees this page

Suicide would be a must at that point

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HIC-URPS

the worst feeling in the world is having to burp when you have the hiccups

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Ballin’ Teacher

Had a teacher in high school that looked like if that old dude from up dyed his hair brown and was trying to look 30 years younger. He drove a red corvette or something and had a blond girl half his age. He was kinda awesome. I mean I hope I’m like that at that age.

(He had pro athlete money from his golden days. JUST IMAGINE THAT OLD DUDE FROM UP PLAYING HOCKEY OR SOME SHIT)

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Jif BO

Tasted jif peanut butter for the first time in years. It tasted as if you mixed all the bo from a high school boys lockeroom and put a little drop of it into the peanut butter.

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Lord please, I have been a good melon boy.

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Lysol peaches

Lysol Lavender disinfectant wipes with thicc strong wipe kinda taste like fuzzy peaches

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Not my photo but PAY BACK BITCHES HAHA

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My nickname is Squidward

Dad called me squidward and then I started playing clarinet. It caught on.

I will never live it down.

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I want someone to look at me the same way my dog does when I’m eating KD

I’ve hit a new low

(EDIT: said that to my little brother. Told me no one will ever look at me that way.)

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Outside pb

Told someone I didn’t like natural peanut butter because it taste like outside.

Apparently that’s funny.

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Need Eyes

My current goal in life is to acquire a glass eye. The obsession has gone on too long.

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They are evolving. We will be the good boys soon.

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Ooops

Texted my mom to tell her where I put the cookies. Cloth autocorrect to clit.

I sent my mother “Cookies in clit drawer”

Lord forgive me

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I AM HARDCORE

In first grade I was jealous that my friend lost her tooth in class sooooo I spent thirty minutes ripping out my own front tooth.

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Ya cannot make ya bed da same way ur mum does

Mum is are max level bed tamer