[bloodytales]

[aquire]

started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom

[paper-mario-wiki]

im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

[jellhound]

im so sorry

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[tnerdbean]

Know what I’m salty about?

In all my art classes, I was never taught HOW to use the various tools of art.

Like yes, form, and shape and space and color theory and figure drawing is important, but so is KNOWING what different tools do.

I’m 29 and I JUST learned this past month that India Ink is fucking waterproof when it dries. Why is this important? Because I can line something in India Ink and then go over it with watercolors. And that has CHANGED the ENTIRE way I art and the ease I can create with.

tldr: Art Teachers: teach your students what different tools do. PLEASE.

[spookyscaryscouticus]

WAIT INDIA INK JS WATERPROOF ONCE IT DRIES????? THE ENTIRE REASON IVE AVOIDED MARKERS MY ENTIRE LIFE IS BECAUSE JNK BLEEDS AND YOURE TELLING ME INDIA INK IS

F U C K I N G W A T E R P R O O F

[farmsuggestion]

understand farmer lingo

lol - lots of lettuce tbh - the bean harvest gtg - got to graze

[meladoodle]

i love it when people say things like ‘i can’t draw to save my life’ because it makes me  think of someone holding them at gunpoint saying ‘ALRIGHT HERES A PENCIL I WANNA SEE SPONGEBOB IN 45 SECONDS OR UR GONE’

[somecutething]

Great timing

[johnkuzlak]

And this is why the Egyptians worshiped cats like gods.

[yokelfelonking]

THEY DID IT THEY DEFEATED THE MAN

[messable]

imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you

[gossipinq]

why would i want a book with blank pages in it

[softwaring]

[thebootydiaries]

When I was in high school they told me I wouldn’t succeed and I’d never make it. I almost gave up. Now? I’m 19 and I just got 30 likes on a tumblr post.

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

“How are your grades?”

“What are you majoring in?”

“Have you got a girlfriend?”

“What do you want to do when you graduate?”

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

reblog if you support cats tucked up in bed

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

@fangirl0013

[coinstar4cheese]

Yes

[qozxe]

An actual exchange I just heard outside my window

child 1: I really like screaming

child 2: yeah me too

child 1: let’s screamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

child 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

both children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pineplapple]

turning up at a party with your cool friend

[terriamon]

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate

[memesonthehour]