I Didn't Choose This

SFW. Semi-Selective. MegaVolt Ask \ Rp Blog 🔋 Darkwing Duck 1991

[vitalvoltage]

“Don’t make me CROSS.”

Ask. Rules. Muse. HCs. Open Starters. Memes. Wishlist. Mun Art.

[a-alexysss]

Electrical hazard.

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@gh0sts-rcool (From this post)

[pinkfarm]

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

I love how he's clearly modeled after the "Toys Czar Us" appearance, and I mean that not only in art style but also his animations as well.

None of the past matters. The comics never happened. This is the true funny boy, we got our original goofy toy man back. Welcome back, dude.

[tomaturtles]

Found this venn diagram i made months ago and im posting it in honor of the new ducktales episode

[mcgeeky25]

Excuse me, how the fuck is Darkwing Goth???

Look at him!!! Not to mention his costume is bright ass purple!

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color

Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange

Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen

[anastasia1marie]

The Princess Bride

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Holy shit

[heroofthreefaces]

[swingsetindecember]

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

[january-summers]

eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking

[swingsetindecember]

 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought 

[tanoraqui]

every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don’t you want to see if you can? don’t you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don’t you want to just go feral?

[thatmadscientistbitch]

Honestly when’s the next time you’ll get this kind of grant funding?

[writing-shitposts]

Villain: You need to build the Weapon of Doom and I will get you everything you need and -

The scientist: Wait, everything?

Villain: Yes, I -

The scientist: All the latest equipment?  The fancy software?

Villain: Yes, I will spare no expense in my attempt to -

The scientist: Can I be first author on the paper?

Villain: ….uh, sure?

The scientist: Sweet!  I’m in.

[orbgoddess]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK BOYS CAN WEAR MAKEUP

[sandersstudies]

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

[bumblebeerror]

She sounds like a fuckin riot and I want to tell her she’s doing amazing

[rpmemes-galore]

this is a reminder not to police other people’s blogs… if you don’t like an fc they use, unfollow.  if you don’t like the content they write, unfollow.  if you don’t like the way they run their blog, unfollow.   literally NO ONE is forcing you to hang around if you don’t want to. take responsibility for curating your own dash and don’t send really fucking childish anons. it’s embarrassing and you rightfully aren’t gonna be taken seriously…   just move the hell on. 

[afeelgoodblog]

Rats like driving more than cheese

[vitalvoltage]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 1999, Harvard physicist Lene Hau was able to slow down light to 17 meters per second and in 2001, was able to stop light completely (x)

[creativespacetime]

[newtonpermetersquare]

Is it?

[vitalvoltage]

Megavolt’s Hair and Skin Color Change

[[ Was this ever addressed or explained? Like we have seen him the whole time with pale skin and orange \ red hair but, in Clash Reunion, his skin was darker and his hair more brunette ?? Did the incident really changed his hair and skin? ]]

[violetvenom]

It wasn’t explained but @speikobrarote asked Tad Stones about it once and this was his reply:

[karlrincon]

Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.

Year of the 🐲🐉!

[whitepeopletwitter]