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But if it doesn't work, all of this goes away, darling.
genuinely makes me sooooo ferallllllll agsjfkglglgl
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
body language masterlist
a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
550 words to say instead of fuckin said
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some more body language help
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER
i can't get over the fact that my man is canonically a human vibrator
i feel my legs shaking everytime i remember of it. it's the best "headcanon" that peter would use his hands to vibrate in sex 🤤
whoever inserted in the movie script that peter can vibrate his hands.. may your pillow always be cold and have forever lucky and happiness throughout your whole life. i thank you. <3
haiii saie!! 👋👋 just checkin in, how you're doing!? hope life is being kind with you 🥰💗💗
julia!!! I’vehad better days not going to lie, hence why I haven’t been on much :( but it’s okay! just celebrated a birthday, so you know what, I’m telling myself it is going to be my year this year!
What about you? How are you? I saw that you’re trying to get back into writing! DO IT! I can’t wait to read what you put out!!! And I miss our boy Petey! So you should definitely do it!!!
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes
i'll already be having a bad day and then here come the digital streets (twitter) saying that evan peters is playing tate langdon in the new ahs season. right right.
pairing : peter maximoff x reader info : drabble, domestic fluff word count : 474
the room smelled faintly of acetone and cherry lotion, the kind of scent that clung softly to the air after a lazy afternoon. you sat cross-legged on the couch, brows furrowed in concentration as you carefully applied a coat of pale pink polish to your nails. a record spun quietly in the background, fleetwood mac, something gentle to fill the silence.
peter had been pacing earlier, full of restless energy, but now he stood behind you, oddly still. his head tilted just slightly, eyes following the slow stroke of the brush. he didn’t say anything, didn’t fidget or make a joke, just watched like a curious cat.
“you’re staring,” you said without looking up, voice teasing.
he blinked, caught. “no I’m not.”
“you are.” you capped the bottle shut, smiling faintly. “you’ve been quiet for a whole two minutes, which in your case is equivalent to two whole hours.”
he moved to sit beside you, elbows on his knees. “I just don’t get it,” he admitted finally. “you paint over something that’s already… your nails. they’re fine. why mess with them?”
you arched a brow. “why mess with your hair when you put gel in it? same principle.”
he made a thoughtful noise. “touché.”
you reached for another bottle, bright blue, the same color as his jacket, and twisted it open. “come on, just pick one. I’ll do yours next.”
peter’s eyes widened, and he pointed at himself. “mine? you want me to—no way. no, no, I’m not—”
but you were already holding out your hand expectantly, eyes sparkling. “oh, come on. you’ve done dumber things for fun.”
he hesitated, then grinned. “...yeah, fair point. alright. hit me.”
he stuck out his hand, a little awkwardly, and you gently took it in yours. for once, he didn’t make a joke or try to pull away. he just watched as you carefully brushed a streak of color over his thumbnail.
the blue glistened under the light. you blew on it softly to help it dry, and he found himself watching you this time, the way lashes caught the glow, the little crease of focus between your brows.
“there,” you said finally, holding up his hand with mock pride. “don’t give me that look. It’s kind of stylish... and rebellious.”
he flexed his fingers, pretending to inspect it like a piece of fine art with a pleased smirk plastered on his face. “y’know, I could pull this off.”
“you already are,” you said, smiling. “don’t act surprised.”
peter looked at you, the corner of his mouth quirking up. “you make it sound like I’m actually cool.”
you laughed, leaning back against the couch. “you’ve always been cool. you just needed a punky manicure to prove it.”
and for once, he didn’t argue. he just smiled, letting the blue dry between you like a symbol of connection.
He has a mirror on his headboard
No exactly. The way when I clocked this, it was like my third eye opened. I was like. 👁️👁️👁️
overtime
a/n: sequel to “five more minutes” but can definitely be read as a standalone !!
peter maximoff x gf!reader
summary: peter being a total freak about how fast he can make you forget your bad day.
warnings: needy pete, make out sesh, oral (f!receiving) , overstim, cursing. heavy praise/dirty talk, workplace stress. teasing. sensory overload ??
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got rejected from like several jobs, thought it was going to be my thirteenth reason. and then an old coworker called about abandoned kittens near them. never kys you could end up a foster mom by the end of the day!
never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal
A mood
had an idea for a fic a while ago that centered around ralph bohner who is really Peter Maximoff, just pulled from another universe. The dimensional travel some how fucks his memory up, this being why he thinks he’s Ralph. Something something about finding his way back home with the help of the reader, his long term partner. I had a lot more penned out, not literally of course, but I haven’t thought about this in months. Anyways RIP to that idea, you were bigger than the whole sky, more than just a short time. 🙂↕️
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