No one is asking the REAL questions!!!
WHAT WAS ZAIN’S BIRTHDAY PRESENT???

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No one is asking the REAL questions!!!
WHAT WAS ZAIN’S BIRTHDAY PRESENT???
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I Pretended To Be a Member of the Press and Emailed MLM Executives
If you aren’t aware of what a MultiLevel Marketing company is yet, it’s basically a pyramid scheme + direct selling. Pyramid schemes are illegal, so the workaround is that they have people sell products in addition to pyramid scheming. The products are usually heavily overpriced and sometimes defective.
A pyramid scheme is when the only way you can make money is recruiting other people to join you. The only people who get rich are the people at the top of the pyramid.
These companies waste a lot of people’s time and energy and prey on people who are dreaming to get out of the 9 to 5 cycle or yearning to start their own business.
So I started emailing their top level executives memes I made of them and signing my name as Jackie Jones, Press Relations for Coloradoan Times.
I started with the VP of Corporate Affairs at Herbalife:
And he responded right away:
Not everyone responded but they probably saw the memes I sent to them anyway:
Some companies might have wondered who the rat is:
Other companies confirmed that their CEO definitely read the meme:
Monat is a hair and skin MLM that’s products have been known to cause baldness. They responded with their lawyers:
But Jackie Jones wouldn’t be intimidated:
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Thomas Paine wasn't a "he/she"
ANON, I hate to break it to you but I am not actually English-born American political activist and revolutionary Thomas Paine
incarcerated workers throughout the state of alabama are on strike from now until jan 31
ive never been to dairy queen. ive never been to baskin robbins. ive never been to wendys. ive never been to arbys. ive never been to red lobster. ive never been to olive garden. ive never been to taco bell. ive never been to wall mart. ive never been to bass pro fishing shop
I’m at the combination dairy queen baskin robbins wendys arbys red lobster olive garden taco bell wal mart bass pro fishing shop
wow rub it in why dont you,
Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands
It's me. I'm women.
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The planet can support billions but not billionaires.
Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there.
bro it doesn’t feel like ‘christmas eve’ at all it feels like ‘reality but slightly to the left’
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