[three-dogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

2020 will be a good year

Cause it's two natural 20s and that means whatever you'll do, you'll do with success

[charmandhex]

Go forth and roll with advantage.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

CRITICAL ROLL YEAR

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

if intimacy is fail ... then i’m tryna be in the cringe comp 😍

[crow--teeth]

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

[ask-laius]

🍖 anonymous asked:

hi laius! what is the ideal number of nipples?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

free them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

They’re sending me to space just for fun

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mission parameters: “Have fun out there”

[zvaigzdelasas]

Houston, we’re having a blast

[gpkism]

I WANTED GLENN TO BE A SINGLE DAD BUT NOT LIKE THIS

[neenarchive]

wears a heart shaped locket with just this picture inside it

[ribghoul]

heterosexuality is a sin. god said bill and ted not adam and eve

[vitosvital]

@ ppl who bind with gc2b, yall know if theres any promo codes going around for the site rn? im trying to pull through with a binder for Christmas for someone but i am,,, very poor

[archival-angel]

UPPERCASECHASE is 10% off ur next purchase. thats the only one i know of currently.

theres also a different site where i got my oqn binder and it works as well as a gc2b binder ill link it down below

[vitosvital]

Thanks a ton! ur the real mvp

[vitosvital]

@ ppl who bind with gc2b, yall know if theres any promo codes going around for the site rn? im trying to pull through with a binder for Christmas for someone but i am,,, very poor

[shiftythrifting]

so i went to the restore and found the corndle (corn candle)

[seventh-spheal]

[mossy-suggestions]

oh to be a sword plunged into the mossy stone, waiting for some poor soul's trembling hands to free you from the earth

[april]

yeah im fucking wrinkling keep scrolling

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[valtsv]

scientists will get a chance to commit acts of hubris and be like sorry i have to take this

[valtsv]

scientists will see a dead body and say "is anyone gonna reanimate that" and then not even wait for an answer

[princeofcake]

She cuts the meat 🥩