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@vitruvianjohnlock
whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him
Watson’s middle initial appears only three times: here, at the foot of the sketch plan illustrating “The Priory School” (in the Strand Magazine in February 1904), and on the title page of A Study in Scarlet. Dorothy L. Sayers, in her classic article “Dr. Watson’s Christian Name,” argues that the “H” stands for “Hamish,” a Scotch name equivalent to “James” (see “The Man with the Twisted Lip” for an instance in which Watson’s wife refers to him as “James”). Several others propose “Henry,” primarily because of the high contemporary regard for cleric John Henry Newman. Still others, for varied but ultimately unconvincing reasons, propose “Hampton,” “Harrington,” “Hector,” “Horatio,” “Hubert,” and “Huffham.” One wag even suggests “Holmes”!
John H. Watson is short for John Holmes-Watson is my new favourite theory
i watched x-files all day today and tried to remember how to draw fast and it was a pretty nice day
umf…x-files was my firs hard-love-tv-show… so many posters was in my wall ahahaha well and Sherlock of course..
I feel like my X-Files peeps would love this (stares directly at @therealsaintscully)
Tumblr and apple can try everything in their power to drive me off this website but I’m holding on until John and Sherlock kiss.
I…What?!
Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie
The fourth season of Sherlock aired in 2017 and left a lot of people, including myself, confused. And that’s putting it nicely. In more…
You guys!! I finally finished my essay on The Six Thatchers. Whether you’re a jilted ex lover of the show or someone who already has a vested interest in your own interpretation pls give this a chance <3 i fell back in love w the show while writing it
This is a thorough and excellent analysis of TST, @bbcsherlock! I fully agree with most of your conclusions. I especially like your method of comparing the imagery of scenes in different episodes and I’m really looking forward to your next instalment. :) You’re pointing at a series of evidence - compelling evidence in my opinion - supporting the idea that S4 is taking place entirely within Sherlock’s brain. Which would thereby also support the ’EMP’ (Extended Mind Palace) theory (X) proposed by @gosherlocked, @monikakrasnorada, @ebaeschnbliah, @the-7-percent-solution and others even before TST aired.
I’m also very happy that you seem to have independently come to the same conclusion as I’ve been harping on about for years now (originally @raggedyblue’s idea): that what we see in the show is Sherlock, after an OD, re-using the material he has read on John’s blog to compose new scenarios in his mind. In other words: the events on the blog seem, just as you say, more true to the show’s ’reality’ than the show itself. I’ve written rather extensively about this in some metas (X, X, X, X).
The only place where I differ slightly is the point in time when Sherlock ODs and loses contact with reality; I think it might have happened directly after John’s wedding, which is when Sherlock took over the online blog, and after this it stopped updating. The events of His Last Vow are, in my opinion, far more absurd than most of the show until then - the most apalling part being the destruction of John Watson’s character. The idea that John would even dream of staying married to and raising a family with an assassin who shot his best friend seems far more like a self-flagellating fantasy of Sherlock’s to me.
Also, I think we might be inside Sherlock’s brain already from A Study in Pink; the whole show is seen from Sherlock’s POV, hence its name. And the strongest evidence for this is, in my opinion, the huge similarity between Sherlock’s Victorian version in TAB of John waking up with nightmares about the war, and the very first scene of ASiP (X). How could Sherlock so accurately see something in his mind that (supposedly) was John’s own experience from a time when Sherlock wasn’t even present? As far as I can see, it only makes sense if this was Sherlock’s imaginary version both times.
@raggedyblue @gosherlocked @ebaeschnbliah @sagestreet @sarahthecoat
@bbcsherlock That line on the plane is just what years ago made me have the intuition that the story we saw has always unfolded in Sherlock’s head, that starting from reading John’s blog relives their story, enriching it with mirrors and allegories, as if he were putting on a show in his Mind Theater (x) with the purpose of solving the case, let’s say"Johnlock" for practicality. A story pertinent to the truth in a decreasing way, and once you pay attention to it you realize that the oddities begin in episode 1. Each episode accumulates a series of strangeness with exponential consistency, but it is with HLV that things get really weird. For this I can only agree with @possiblyimbiassed. Not only the oddities become more evident but the story begins to fold in on itself, as you have well pointed out (I loved the parallel waterfall and pool!). The same episodes occur, after all there is no longer the blog track to follow, because it is no longer updated. It’s more and more much evident that we are watching is not exactly what happens in “real life”. For a long time I thought that John’s blog narrated what happened in real life (I’m not talking about “reality” because even what happens in Sherlock’s head or anyone in general is still real, the thoughts are real), but the more it is analyzed the more oddities popped up there too. After all, John Watson is an unreliable narrator. The story that has not yet been told must be a meeting between the two sources, not neglecting our LondonAZ which is the Canon.
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yeah, as soon as people started discussing EMP in depth, i remember looking back at the earlier episodes and thinking, wait a minute, that bit isnt particularly “realistic” either, even making allowances for it being a tv show with compressed case story telling and stuff.
I have no time to write a meta about it - but the lines at the end of Abominable Bride “a master theorist should be able to infer from a drop of water a Niagara - or a Reichenback” (paraphrasing) made me think the whole series is Victorian Sherlock dreaming of a world where he could have his Army Doctor….and he dreamed of us. There are moments in all the series that are too fantastical. But - I almost feel like Sherlocks fantasy starts getting away from him as we progress thru the series. And most of the earlier stories are “retelling” of the original Sherlock Holmes mysteries from Dr Watson. Interesting to contemplate - looking forward to the rest of the blogs. @bbcsherlock
"Don't forget your scarf," John said, tossing it around the taller man's neck. Sherlock stood directly in front of John, not breaking eye contact or moving away. If anything, he leaned infinitesimally closer as he raised one eyebrow and said in a low tone, "Yes... Doctor."
idk if its because i went to johnlock university but i cant just ship things willy nilly if im going to ship something it has to feel like getting dragged through a field of broken glass
Legit Johnlock Scenes
Guess who has it, Mycroft.
MY JOHNLOCK FIC REC LIST
Absolutely all of these fics have happy endings. I can’t read hardcore angst or I’ll die. I mean it.
If there are any other relationships in these fics then it’ll be minor but Johnlock is def front and center and endgame for all of them.
I’ve avoided reccing the really famous Johnlock fics. I love them but all these fics need more love cause they’re all so amazing!
99% of these fics are bottomlock but since I don’t care who bottoms or who tops (as long as they fuck and as long as they are in character) (that means no DFP Sherlock) (or Baby Princess John) so if you have a problem with toplock in general, tread carefully.
All of these fics are from AO3.
Also please excuse my crappy summaries.
Be sure to read all the tags before reading!
EXPLICIT
The Dialogue of John and Sherlock Series by cwb - Sherlock decides that he and John are in a romantic relationship. John tries to educate Sherlock on what that actually means. (this is the cutest, Sherlock is literally hopeless)
The Bachelors’ Handfasting by jurgbury - 1800s Scotland where younger Sherlock and older John are in an arranged marriage. (John is so fucking hot in this I want to die)
Thirteen Dances (Or, The Doctor Dances) by Knackorcraft - John can dance!!!
Hellfire by testosterone_tea - Magical Realism! John is a Berserker (powerful fire monster thing that’s supposed to be extinct) and is believed to be a threat to the country and Mycroft wants him held captive so of course Mage Sherlock is like NO.
Bury the Bells by unknownsister - Parade’s End AU.
The Kepler Problem by kinklock - Alienlock and space-explorer/worker/maintainer/something John! (all of Kinklock’s fics are awesome af really)
The High Tide Series by stardust_made - A rich arse of a bloke tries to woo a clueless John and Sherlock just about loses his mind I LOVE JEALOUS SHERLOCK (The first story is rated T but the other two are E so…) (my fave)
The Haunting of Sherlock Holmes by MapleleafCameo - Sherlock investigates a 60 year old disappearance in the countryside and gets a shock along the way. (Not angsty, don’t worry)
The Life that is Waiting For by Youameliakaleigh - Sherlock is the son of a Goddess (so basically a demigod) and John is his trusty guardian/teacher/person/Sun sentinel okay just read!
Neighbours by thelookyouredoingthelookagain - John moves into 22IC and Sherlock is very silly, as he always is.
Irrational and Sentimental Series by apliddell - Post S3 lovely Johnlock sweetness.
Intimacy Series by sussexbound (SamanthaLenore) - Love confessions and then smut! (First story is T later story is E)
Never Have I Ever by hudders-and-hiddles (huddersandhiddles) - The boys play Never Have I Ever with some of the Met and they get together cause John and Sherlock are so dumb that it takes alcohol and a truth game for them to realize that their feelings are REQUITED DAMN IT okay okay I’m sorry canon stresses me out.
First and Only by crimsonwinter - Babylock to Kidlock to Teenlock to Unilock, growing up with John. WIP
A Study in Movement by Supernova12 - Teen rugby John is working on an art project and needs to improve drawing movement so he draws teen ballet Sherlock.
A Hard Day’s Night by 221Btls - John the Knight and Sherlock the peasant. WIP
To the Sticking Place by blueink3 - John and Sherlock as theatre actors, both acting as the main roles in a Hamlet production! WIP (I don’t know why this doesn’t get more love, this is the theatre version of Performance In A Leading Role!) (my fave)
How Do You Know? by LaurieRoar - John having sex with Virgin Sherlock to see whether or not his claim that he doesn’t like sex is true. (my fave) (but I hardly ever see this recced) (super fucking hot)
Well Begun Is Half Done by Avice - Sherlock tryna seduce John but John’s like “Fuck that, let’s get down to it”. (Avice’s fics are severely underrated, they are all awesome)
Angel Hair Series by justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic) - Successful surgeon John and waiter Sherlock get it on wohoho. WIP
A Study in Sex Series by Castiel_For_King - John teaching Sherlock The Ways of Sex.
The City of Dreams Series by bittergreens - Lots of sex? Lol.
Spinning by Tispy-the-Minx (ComeAlongPond14) - Seventeen-year-old John is assigned to Sherlock’s care.
For you, there’s only me by shock_blanket - So much pining the boys are idiots I swear to God.
Six Degrees of Separation by testosterone_tea - Sherlock highkey wants to meet John but treats it all like a ridiculous experiment to stay cool, I could kill him, he’s so ridiculous. (testosterone_tea is awesome, their fics need more love)
Lovesick by distantstarlight - Sherlock getting sick and John taking care of him and also sex.
The Republic of Heaven by Blind_Author - His Dark Materials AU. WIP (okay so this is my fave out of all my faves but it hasn’t been updated in forever but I refuse to believe it’s been abandoned or else I’ll perish) (the fave)
Imaginary Pictures by crossroads - Teenlock falling in love with John. Loads of pining. (this needs more love)
In Care Of by quietasasleepingarmy - John writes instructions for Sherlock’s ‘lover’ on how to care for him aka I hate them PLEASE DIE.
In A Changing Age by allonsys_girl - Sherlock wakes up in the 19th century, with no idea how he got there aka I love them I’M GONNA DIE.
Pretending to Be by 221BJen (jcoz1701) - John is hired to track down Sherlock, who is an asset to The Centre, a secret agency.
The Wrong Wagon by DancingGrimm - Molly starts crushing on John instead of Sherlock when the doctor saved her life. Sherlock (aka the gay baby loser that I hate) notices and just about goes insane.
Angel With A Fiddle by Remy_Writes5 - Young soldier John meets violinist Sherlock at a carnival the day before he is to be deployed to Germany to serve in World War 1.
The Boffin and the Bachelor by starrysummernights - Uh… John and Sherlock getting together and there’s some fluff and some smut and a bit of angst? (Idk how to summarize this. Really good, though)
Fool For You by sheerrloockk - Poor clueless Sherlock proposes to John on April Fools’ Day by accident.
Operation Inked by QuinnAnderson - John has a tattoo and Sherlock makes it his mission to see it cause he dumb.
Discerning Tastes by Irrevocably_Sherlocked - Sherlock tries to get some good Scotch for Mycroft’s birthday but is faced with a hot, kilt-wearing John and practically loses all his genius because of it. (Irrevocably_Sherlocked’s fics need more attention cause they are the bombdotcom)
Lightning and Sea Glass by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for - Frankenlock AU. (This is a bit angsty so watch out)
In Nomine by Atiki - Sherlock can only manage to say John’s name when they have sex. (Sherlock is too cute, I will perish)
See Recipe for Details by pandoras_chaos - John makes a list of things Sherlock likes to eat. (Reading this made me hungry. For food. Obvs)
MATURE
Tell it Like it is by testosterone_tea - Sherlock and John go out to the pub with some of the officers from Scotland Yard and played some games while they’re at it. (This is fucking hilarious)
The Semantics of Crop Circle Formation: a case study by Sherlock Holmes [unpublished] by canolacrush - John and Sherlock are investigating a weird extraterrestrial-like case but for once, John knows more about it than Sherlock does wink wink read it! (my fave) (this needs heaps more love wtf!!!)
My Life Had Stood A Loaded Gun by HeartOfTheMirror - Magical Realism! John is a Healer. (I hate Mycroft in this)
Aparecium by 1electricpirate - Potterlock! Sherlock is a Muggle but John isn’t. WIP
Enigma by khorazir - The Imitation Game-esque fic. WIP
Splatter Patterns by beezee - John is an artist and Sherlock is an art critic.
Apprehension by BashfulBunny (Aequoreavictoria) - John is hired to kidnap Sherlock but things go awry obvs. WIP
Captains of Industry series by 221b_hound - John is a hot barista and Sherlock is, of course, a fumbling mess. (This series is awesome, the whole gang is here, working close by.)
where the good things grow by anchors - Sherlock has a magic garden he uses to brew tea and John has a tea shop. (This fic is so sweettttt and deserves more love)
Down with this Ship by FrostedFlame (PinkOrchid) - Sherlock takes John to a gay bar expecting him to be uncomfortable but BAM John the Raging Bisexual comes out to play and shocks the fuck out of the detective.
The Thin Line by Odamaki - Sherlock and John in a super snug closet and John gets a raging boner lolllllllll.
The Frost Child by twistedthicket1 - Everyone have gifts and John keeps his a secret but Sherlock finds out. (my fave)
Dawn Before the Rest of the World Series by PoppyAlexander - 1920s England, butler Sherlock and gardener John. (John is so romantic in this, I want to cry)
Dreamer by MagdaTheMagpie - After Afghanistan, John keeps dreaming about Sherlock dying and does everything he can to stop it. (my fave)
ROT-13 by berlynn_wohl - John the spaceman crashes his pod in Sherlock the alien’s planet where he meets Sherlock and fuck it’s hilarious just read.
Don’t Underestimate John Watson by BakerTumblings - John is offered the role of Lester Nygaard in Fargo and basically never underestimate him, for reals.
Brother Mine by annabagnell - Parentlock and MPreg! Sherlock gives birth to a baby much to the impatience and delight of excited big sister Michaela (This is so sweet)
Care of Magical Creatures by stillaseeker - Some Potterlock domestic cuteness and hilarity.
Ink and Honour Series by moonblossom - 1800s. Mrs. Hudson takes in young Captain John Watson who was injured in the Napoleonic wars alongside her young ward Sherlock. (first story is M but the ratings after that are all over the place so read tags)
TEEN AND UP AUDIENCES
Love or What You Will by miss_frankenstein - John is an English professor and Sherlock is a PhD student assigned to be his TA. (I just… I love this one so much… I will die) (my fave) (this fic introduced me to my favourite poem, Sylvia Plath’s Mad Girl’s Love Song)
Bookshop Series by alivingfire - John meets Sherlock at a bookshop.
The Master of Latham Hall by Kryptaria - John and Sherlock investigates murders at Latham Hall and is in for a bit of a shock. (A bit of angst but not in regards to John and Sherlock) (I love you. I will always love you. God, I die every time)
A Haunted House series by cassyl - Major Character Deaths but not angsty. (Can’t say anything more cause spoilers but seriously, don’t worry, just read)
Once Upon a Beast Becoming by antietamfalls - Sherlock is an ancient being cursed by a Druid and John is the only person who can rid him of it. (loveeeeeeeee)
between each beat are words unsaid by darcylindbergh, hudders-and-hiddles (huddersandhiddles) - On their wedding night, John and Sherlock gift each other with a collection of writings they wrote about the other. (Sweet af)
Deleted Files Series by oh_my_stars_and_sky - Every time Sherlock deletes something from his Mind Palace it shows up in John’s mind. WIP
Four Shots Series by Opy3332 - John works at a Starbucks at SIS Headquarters and meets Sherlock.
Quality of Life Series by cleflink - John has great healing powers! WIP
Truth or Consequences Series by Majela - John gives Sherlock a taste of his own medicine in regards to drugging people without their consent.
Witness Protection by missilemuse - John used to be Jim’s fiance but he finds out about him being super evil and all and testifies against him. He meets Sherlock and ya know: lurve. (my fave)
The Red Dianthus by kinklock - The boys investigate a mysterious disappearance in a supposedly haunted house, and get much more than they bargained for.
Watch What They Photograph Series by Itsallfine - “If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.” (First two stories are rated T the last is E)
A Different Kind of Complication by Atisenia - John, living alone in 221B, started getting letters addressed to Sherlock.
Without a Doubt by prettysailorsoldier - 1950s Teenlock.
The Strait of Juan de Fuca by mightypog - Post Reichenbach. John is distant from Sherlock even though he has forgiven him and Sherlock tries hard to fix their friendship.
Turbulence in the Sky by esplanade - Sherlock wants to tell John how he feels about him but he keeps spouting bullshit instead oh my poor child…
Affectionate Investment by MillieTheFreak - Sherlock and John feeding each other like it’s the most natural thing in the world I LOVE THEM
What Would Sherlock Do? Series by EinahSirro - John uses his deductive powers to find out if Sherlock reciprocates his romantic feelings and to seduce him!
GENERAL AUDIENCES
The Contingency Plan by mightypog - When Sally and Greg prevent Sherlock from committing suicide when he thinks John has been killed, Sherlock and Sally reconsider each other. (bit of angst, nothing heavy) (this is so real like this is exactly how canon Sherlock will react if anything happens to John) (my fave)
Evidence by JezebelGoldstone - Angry papa Lestrade comes bounding up to 221B demanding the return of all the evidence Sherlock stole so the detective tells the DI about some of the evidence so he’ll let him keep it. (Sherlock is amazingly sentimental in this, I love him)
And as the seasons change, I love you more by Teatrolley - A year in the lives of John and Sherlock, essentially. (I will bawl my eyes out, this is so… just so! So much) (This isn’t rated so I’ll just put it under here)
If I’ve mentioned your fic here and you want me to credit you or add a link to your Tumblr or anything like that, let me know!
I’ll be updating this post regularly as more great fics will inevitably come along. And I’ll always be happy to rec specific fics to anyone and everyone! Just ask. I read Johnlock fanfic 24/7 every single day so might as well utilize it somehow.
What a great list! The Republic of Heaven is one of my favs too & I’m sad it appears abandoned. I wanna add Out of The Darkness, @snogbox1 newest because it’s wonderful. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5674153/chapters/13071262
ANYWAY, johnlock,
sherlock rewatch:
You’re unattached. Just like me. Fine. Good.
deleting my dating apps so i can meet someone the old fashioned way