i do art sometimes too

(art: https://folio.procreate.art/vivie/portfolio )

[not-official-osha]

theres a snake in my house

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[viv11111]

tried a few new things- a brush with ink + some salt :)

[viv11111]

[viv11111]

[viv11111]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[morallygreyginger]

he is coming to relive you of your mortal form <3

[saiiboat]

i forgot the furnace guy was coming today. right. so i answer the door and im in my dino pajamas right out of bed and when hes working on the furnace he fucking. he cuts his finger on the furnace. so i take him into the bathroom to do some first aid bc its looking pretty bad and i forgot about the fucking. shadow the hedgehog nice cock sign on my wall. so im standing there. cringing out of my mind. what an impression. youre maintenancing someones furnace qnd you hurt your finger and this person is very adamant about first aid protocol and you walk into their bathroom and just see this shit. what the fuck

[saiiboat]

dont do this to me

[saiiboat]

help

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

I personally saw this go from 500 to 7000 in a matter of hours

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have a friend who is an HVAC guy and I asked him once while he was fixing our furnace, what the weirdest thing he'd ever seen on the job was and he rattled off a dozen stories, including:

People answering the door naked

People answering the door in full gimp suits, having either been interrupted because they forgot the appointment (funny) or dressed up special for him (bad)

woman with 200+ cats (called animal control, later adopted one of the cats)

house full of rotting food and garbage

House expiriencing Major Structural Failure. "Ma'am we gotta leave the roof's about to fall in"

people who sit and watch him work without talking (talkers are fine, just don't get in the way. Silent people are either suspicious or horny)

"people leave dildoes and bongs other paraphenelia out all the time. like not on purpose. Just forgetful like. Mostly I worry about thier hygene."

That time the client had a heart attack while he was working there

That time a client went into labor while he was there

the guy with a basement dedicated to Alex Trebek/Jepoardy. "Like, it was perfectly clean. And really well done. He had a working board and stands n' shit. but like. Too many pics of Trebek, you know?"

Client that kept offering him Homemade Blood Sausage. "Not like hannibal, she was a little old lady from France, so it was an, whatsit, ethnic thing? Really nice of her. But also, no."

So I would like to reassure you that "NICE COCK" Shadow The Hedgehog is not the weirdest thing the guy saw that week, but it might have been the funniest.

[closet-keys]

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

[gwrr-deactivated20191201]

I couldn’t resist making these, but at least I have a 50% chance of resisting the bourgeoisie

[arbitraryimposition]

Rebogging again because LOOK

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[strange-aeons]

would you rather have teeth for eyelashes or eyelashes for teeth

eyelashes for teeth catch me slurping up krill like a baleen whale

[strange-aeons]

You got toes?

wouldn't you like to know

[strange-aeons]

was trying to get a picture of Khoshekh pondering the orb for tumblr but uh

what the fuck is this???

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

[jugaux-deactivated20250123]

Y’all new orb just dropped

[yeehawcomputerog]

For your.... needs?

[jugaux-deactivated20250123]

Thank you for enabling this good sir

[whitepeopletwitter]

Crocodile socks

link to these socks

[viv11111]

Riah Liastack, DnD character

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[computationalcalculator]

the ORIGINAL orb ponderers 😤 respect your history

[saint-batrick]

“don’t like that” is in my everyday lexicon bc of this post.

[commandtower-solring-go]

Friend posted this to facebook unironically. What the fuck

[commandtower-solring-go]

HIS LEFT AND RIGHT SIDE ARE ENTIRELY EXPOSED. QUICK, VAX THe BASTARD

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Takin the shot boss