so imagine your ship- especially that one super domestic ship that is totally married but doesn’t know it yet
A has to go to the bathroom while B is in the bath
B is like ‘just come in and go idc’
but A realizes just how domestic peeing in the same bathroom as someone who is having a bath is. they have to make sure they are both ready for this big step in their relationship. they don’t want to make B uncomfortable, they need to know B doesn’t feel pressured to let them come in or feel like making them wait would make them a terrible person. boundaries are amazing, consent is good, etc.
except for one thing: B LITERALLY DOES NOT CARE THEY JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE THEIR HAIR NICE AND CLEAN AND SOFT AND THEY DONT CARE WHOS IN THE BATHROOM WITH THEM AS LONG AS THEY GET TO PUT TIME AND EFFORT INTO WASHING THEIR HAIR
and A is scared to take this ‘big step’ (lol) so either:
they wait there for a long time before they realize B is nowhere near done washing their hair and apologize, and say that sorry but they really really do have to come in after all and come in, squirming, maybe with a wet spot and loudly relieve themselves, apologizing to B the whole time
somehow manage to wait for B to finish their bath and the second B opens the door they run in and B is left confused
try to wait but realize too late that they can’t and rush into the bathroom and they end up peeing all over themselves and the (preferably white tiled) floor while B stares in shock, absentmindedly pouring way too much shampoo into their hand
they wait for the whole time but the second B opens the door they (from shock? seeing the toilet? too focused on B only in a towel to concentrate on anything else? They were standing too close to the door and it hit them in the face? Etc.) start peeing themselves right there before they even get in the bathroom
try to wait, end up peeing themselves right outside the door, either run away and B just sees the large puddle outside and maybe sniffles coming from B’s room, or they sit there in shock and B opens the door to see A shocked with tears running down their face and a puddle beneath them
The possibilities are endless, but either way B ends up giving them some form of lecture, either the typical omo comfort or ’lol i rly don’t care I’m not going to look at u while u pee or anything creepy’
(btw haven’t posted in long long time, but rly needed to post this)
