Yeet me to Gravity Falls or don't yeet me at all

I'm 🌠 from @weirdmageddon.gf on ig :D also a big umbrella academy stan :)

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Dipper: hi, I need advice

Mabel, eating raw cookie dough directly out of a bowl: you've come to the right person.

[overheard-at-the-mystery-shack]

Dipper: Okay, give me your hair dryer.

Wendy: What?

Dipper: Don’t you have one in your bag?

Wendy: Have you ever met a normal woman?

[Later]

Dipper: Hey, do you have a hair dryer in your bag?

Pacifica: Of course. I am not an animal.

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Mabel: what’s a 7-lettered word for stupid?

Dipper: foolis-

Ford: Stanley.

Dipper:

Mabel: ...it fits

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

respect non binary people’s pronouns before i pronouns you dead 

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Mabel: The way you pack my lunch is so plain!

Dipper: maybe you should pack your own lunch.

Mabel: *packs 20 oreos, 10 packets of smile dip and mabel juice*

Dipper: maybe i should pack your lunch.

[raging-bi-87]

Dipper: Spell silk three times.

Mabel: S I L K S I L K S I L K

Dipper: now say silk three times

Mabel: silk silk silk

Dipper: now spell silk another three times

Mabel: S I L K S I L K S I L K

Dipper: now say silk five times

Mabel: silk silk silk silk silk

Dipper: what do cows drink?

Mabel: grass

Dipper: haha you said- wait what?

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Mabel, accidentally hitting her hand in the table: ow! My armkle!

Stan: your...what?

Dipper, without looking up from his journal: her wrist.

[overheard-at-the-mystery-shack]

Stan: What are you doing?

Mabel, spreading toothpaste on a slice of toast: Multitasking.

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Mabel: well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences to my own actions.

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Ford: what’s a thot?

Dipper: it’s a...thoughtful individual.

Ford: oh okay.

*later at dinner*

Stan: here’s the salt, ford.

Ford: thank you Stanley, you’re such a thot.

Dipper: *spits out drink*

[fereality-indy]

Worrisome

Nate: You guys worried about Thompson? Lee: Totally! Robbie: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!” Lee: And what’d you say? Robbie: “I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno.” Nate: 😣 Nate: He’s lucky to have you as a friend.

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Robby: I may be unattractive and antisocial.

Tambry: ...but?

Robby: that’s all.

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Wendy: okay, truth or dare?

Dipper: Truth

Wendy: how many hours have you slept this week?

Dipper:...dare

Wendy: go to sleep.

Dipper: I don't like this game

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Mabel: why are you smiling?

Dipper: What? can’t i be happy?

Wendy: Robbie tripped and fell in the parking lot

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Stan: Happy birthday, sweetheart. You said you needed some money. It should be in the card.

Mabel: that's monopoly money!

Stan: You never said what kind, kid. Don't be picky

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Caryn: My son, Stanford, wants to become a scientist when he grows up to help people better understand the world.

Caryn: My other son, Stanley, wants to become a porcupine so that he can stab people with his butt.

[weirdmageddon-gf-ss]

Robbie: gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can rise from the water dramatically like I'm rising from the pits of hell