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ok followers, im feeling generous. line up in a straight line & i will start petting you one by one .
ladies… ladies… theres enough of me to go around… cut me into little pieces… rip me into bloody chunks… its ok… i dont mind…
34 year old woman: Heh, back in my day we called that "vriscourse"
22 year old trans girl who doesn't drink for personal reasons: Yeah I know I was there too.
I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other
Our age of plastics is collapsing
Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.
When 1780 babies in Cuba die due to the measurably heightened effects of the blockade on the medical system, you must understand this as the United States murdering 1780 Cuban babies. Despite having one of the world's most advanced medical systems, and the highest doctors per capita compared to any other country (over 2.5x that of the United States) 10s of 1000s of people are unable to access medical treatment in Cuba because of the strangulation of the Cuban healthcare system. The defense of Cuba is a litmus test for socialists, you must condemn Imperialism, not the revolution, the blockade is an act of genocide
having to stop your conversation with a coworker when a customer walks in has the same vibe as two knights talking ildly on guard duty who have to quickly shut up and resume their positions as the king walks by. at least. i think so
This is a fucking new one
I AM ALIVE.
the pro shot rekindled my hadestown obsession.
available on redbubble
the long awaited sequel
its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah
I’m pretty sure the guy in this booth behind me is indoctrinating the girl at his table into a cult but I can’t deal with that rn bc I’m pretty sure I’m going into labor
is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam
telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty
I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.
Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.
Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.
And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.
does anyone have orc kendrick and elf drake
EAT YOUR KINGS
I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening
[text:
"Counting or not counting gang violence?" — Charlie Kirk (10 September 2025), after being asked how many mass shootings had occurred in the United States over the previous ten years. He was then fatally shot in the neck.
"I can't die now." — Lindsey Graham, American senator (11 July 2026), after shrugging off a sudden illness, saying he still had work to do, such as to "get Iran sorted out." He soon collapsed and died.
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